Conkula's Castle (Conker's Bad Fur Day)

The big castle belongs to the vampire, Conkula, who is Conker's great great great great grandfather. Don't expect a nice welcome from him because if he sees you, he'll devour your blood. He hungers for blood.

Count Batula appears in the castle while Gregg the Grim Reaper is on the dock of the castle's river, swinging at catfish and yelling angrily.

*The catfishes are taunting at Gregg.*

Gregg: BLOODY CATS!
Gregg slices one of the catfish into pieces.

*Luigi arrives in the topic, but he's aware of this setting.*

Luigi: Oooh... I think I must've taken a wrong turn..

Nothing happens to Luigi.

*Luigi passes by Gregg*

Luigi: *checks the CCRPG map* Hmm... I don't think I have ever been here before.

*The catfish looks at Luigi.*

Luigi: Huh?

*It spits water at Luigi*

Luigi: WOOH!! *angry* Grr! That's not funny!!

*The catfish spits at him again.*

Luigi: *whips out his hammer* Ooooo!! I'm-a-gonna make sushi out of you!

Gregg turns to Luigi.
Gregg: If you don't mind, mate, I'm trying to kill these bloody catfish.

Luigi: You think you got problems? I just got spitted by one-- WAAAAHH A GRIM REAPER!! *cowardly backs away.*

OOC: Luigi doesn't like anything that is scary.

Gregg: What? You never seen a Grim Reaper before? Think that I'm going to take your soul or something? Is that it?

Luigi: Yeah, but you're really creepy!

Grim Reaper: Oh, so you're one of those people who think that all Grim Reapers are scary-looking and therefore evil? HM? Well, maybe I will take your soul, you bloody stereotypist!

Luigi: Then I'm leaving!! *runs away to the trail to the castle.*

Gregg: Poor soul. Doesn't know what he's in for. Oh well, not my problem. Bloody fool...

*Luigi ends up at the graveyard.*

Luigi: That...Grim Reaper almost.. huff.. gave me a heart attack.

Moaning is heard near Luigi.

Luigi: Oh? I think I hear voices.

Zombies burst out of the ground.

Luigi: AYE! *whacks the zombies' heads off with his hammer.* Ho ho! That should do the trick.

The zombies' bodies leap onto Luigi.

*Luigi jumps away from the zombies' bodies.*

Luigi: Mama mia!! *runs away* I can't take this anymore!!! *runs out of the graveyard as he is coming towards to the castle.*

More zombies rise up.

*Luigi jumps over the zombies.*

The zombies run after Luigi.

*Luigi charges himself into the castle.*