Panther King's Castle (Conker's Bad Fur Day)

As does Conker.

Alice:Sometime..I don't know..

Toniyo: Guess your breasts are big now huh? *blushes* ......Ok, that was kinda... *coughs* Sorry. Anyway, can you help me out?

Alice: Are you insulting my chest?

Treasure chest:Yeah!He is insulting me!You dam-


Alice:I meant my boo-


Censorman: HEY HEY HEY!No words like that allowed!

Toniyo: No, I'm complementing your breasts. You just want me to hangout with you huh? I understand that.

Alice:Naw.Let's have se-

Censorman:I SAID NO!

*Toniyo stabs the censorman.*

Toniyo: Ok. My place is good?

Alice:What place?Anyways...Are we going somewhere?*Eyes start glowing dark red*

Toniyo: Yes. *leaves the topic.*

Alice:DAMN!...And i was just about to ki-

Censorman 2:NAW!TOO BAD WORD....CHILDREN R HERE!

*Toniyo walks back in*

Toniyo: You want a kiss? *blushes* Well.. Alright. *kisses Alice* We haven't done that for a long time, honey.

A weasel guard walks up to Toniyo.
Weasel Guard: Don't you still care about your friend?

Alice:SHADDUP!...*Eyes begin flaming*
*Pulls out a dagger and pushes Toniyo up against the wall*

I told you...I told you.....You monster!

Toniyo: Wait!! What's going on?!

Alice: You...You killed my best friend!You made her suffer!I wanted to save her. But you didnt allow me too!YOU MONSTROUS FIEND!*stabs Toniyo in the chest*

Treasure chest:HEY!That hurt!Wait...*Breaks 4th wall and checks the text*Oh right...His chest...Not me...Damn..

*Somehow, Toniyo grabs Alice's arm before she stabbed him.*

Toniyo: WILL YOU STOP IT?! God... Look, I don't have time for this. I have to help my nephew. *runs out of the topic.*

Alice:NOT AGAIN!Damnit...*Leaves topic*

Treasure chest:HEY!You forgot me...I got rupees....

*Alice enters again*

Alice:Oooh. Rupees!*Grabs chests contents and leaves topic*

Conker re-enters the topic.
Conker: *Sigh* Back to my stupid old castle...

Weasel Guard: Well, we could redesign the castle for ya, Sire.

Conker: No.
Conker sits on his throne.

Weasel Guard: Oh yeah, by the way, I think some chipmunk girl just left a message on your answering machine.

Conker: Well, it couldn't have been Beri because first of all, she's dead as far as I know. Second of all, she'd have no idea that I'm here. And third of all, she's registered by Sockie.

Weasel Guard: Fourth of all, I don't think she's a chipmunk.

Weasel Guard A: Oh, right. And I bet your wife is a ferret. HAW HAW HAW HAW!

The second Weasel Guard impales the first.
Weasel Guard B: Your attempts at humor sicken me.