Tediz Headquarters (Conker's Bad Fur Day)

Ze Professor: Uh...no.
Billions of Tediz surround the trio.

Karasz Jr: No problem. We'll use Pikachu!

Pikachu: Pikachu!! PIKAA-- *uses Thunder Bolt on the Tediz, Heinrich, and Ze Professor* CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!

The electricity also hits the trio, knocking them out of the base.

Benika: *gets up* Uhggh...

SHC Soldier: What happened??

Benika: That alien is extremely tough, as well as that kooky professor as well.

SHC Soldier: You mean he's still alive?! How?!

Benika: Plotholes.

SHC Soldier: I think we should leave and fight back another day.

Benika: Yeah. It's for the best. *leaves with Karasz Jr. and Pikachu.*

*Gordon, Waffle, and Mr. Blik arrives.*

Gordon: Waffle, this is mostly your fault for getting us lost.

Mr. Blik: And now where are we?!

Bullets fly by the cats' heads.

*The three ducked.*

Mr. Blik: SEE?! Now do you see the mess you gotten us in?!

Gordon: Blik, I fear that we're in a war zone!!

Waffle: War zone?! *holds up a flower* Make peace to the world!

The flower gets blown to smithereens.

*Mr. Blik noticed the dead SHC's helmets and puts them on. Gordon and Waffle did the same.*

Gordon: Great idea, Blik! They will protect us from various headshots.

Mr. Blik: Come on you guys, we going to get out of here before--

*The Tediz surrounds the cats.*

Mr. Blik: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

*The Tediz capture them and bring thme to Ze Professor.*

Ze Professor turns to the cats.
Ze Professor: Ah, racoonz for me to perfom experimentz on!

Gordon: We're not raccoons, we're cats!

Waffle: Oooh! Nice gizmos you got there! Can I have some?

Mr. Blik: If there was a corner, I want you to stay over there, Waffle!!

Waffle: *sobs* I don't want to stay in the corner!!

Ze Professor shocks Waffle with a cattle prod.
Ze Professor: KNOW YOUR PLACE!

Gordon: OW!! Alright, fine. We're "raccoons."

Ze Professor: Vy did you say "ow" ven I shocked your friend?

Waffle: He's doing it for me.

Mr. Blik: What are you going to experiment us with??

Ze Professor: Oh, I'll probably cut off random body parts of your's and sew zem togezer.

Mr. Blik: *Panics* No! That's not possible! *sobs* I JUST WANTED TO GO HOME AND WATCH THE SOAPS!!!

Ze Professor pulls out a chainsaw.

Watson, Jerome, and Felix are working in a nearby lab, trying to look busy by staring at a dead SHC Soldier, while Lawrence and Cecily wait eagerly by them for something to do.

Waffle: AAAAAAHHHHH!!! EVIL SAW!! *Throws the Tediz at Ze Professor and grabs Mr. Blik and Gordon* RUN TANOOKI RUN!!

Ze Professor slices the Tediz into pieces as Heinrich jumps in front of the cats.

Mr. Blik, Gordon, and Waffle: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!! *Runs away to a different direction.*

Heinrich gives chase.