Space Race GPX Colosseum

Possibly the biggest arena known to any racing athlete. This is the biggest race track you have seen. It takes alot of skill to dodge the fire pillars, anti-gravity spike balls, and even Banzai Bills.

Current Champion: Jessica

Conker enters the topic, mumbling to himself angrily.

*Jessie, who is a female squirrel, noticed Conker.*

Jessie: *noticed that Conker is wearing a crown* I take it that you're the new king, huh? You look nicer in person. What's your name?

Conker: Conker. Now why am I here again?

Jessie: Well, you're invited as a new competitor to race in the Space Race Grand Prix. Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot to introduce myself. My name is Jessie. *handshakes Conker.* You might meet the other competitors as well.

*Sniffles is modifying a hoverboard for Toothy. Toothy giggles as he can't wait to win.*

Conker walks around, looking for his hoverboard.

Jessie: Oh. *gives Conker the new hoverboard.* I forgot to give you this.

Conker: Thank you.
Conker walks around.

Richard: Say, who's the new guy?

Sergei: I don't know.. But that red squirrel is not from around here.

Conker sees Sergei.
Conker:...Aren't you a Tediz?

Sergei: Yes, but don't worry, I'm different. I'm on the neutral side and rather go for competition instead of some.. sigh.. ridiculous battle to the death. So, you're that veteran soldier who fought the war, did ya? I'm impressed. *chuckles* Anyway, aside from my racing experience, I'm working at the Russian Weapon Research facility to invent some of the most advanced gadgets and weapons known to every man. Our motto is... "You test the weapons, you get the weapons."

Conker:...That's nice.

Sergei: Thank you.

Intercom: Attention hoverboarders.. The race will begin in 30 minutes.

Sergei: I better get going. Heh, don't worry about me, Conker, I have come prepared with my hoverboard. See you at the race, kid. *walks away*

Richard: My name's Richard. *handshakes Conker.* Nice to meet you.

*BOOM!! Seems liek Toothy's hoverboard has blown a exhaust causing poor Sniffles' head falling off. Disco Bear enters the topic and enters the racing gig as well. Looks like his hoverboard has a groovy texture though.*

Conker: It's nice to meet you, too.
Conker heads to the Starting Line.

Richard: *does the same, as well with Toothy and Disco Bear.*

Intercom: Attention hoverboarders, the race will begin in 15 minutes.

*Jessie and Sergei enters the race.*

Disco Bear: Oooh.. yeah! *flirts Jessie*

Jessie: >_> Touch me, and I'll throw you off the course.

Conker gets out a can of beer and drinks some of it.

Toothy: *sees Conker doing that* HUH?!?

*Disco Bear ignored Conker as he is trying to say pretty using his mirror.*

Disco Bear: Oh yeah.. Ho ho. *winks at himself.*

Jessie: (What-- Is he allowed to do that??!)

Richard: (A can of beer in a middle of a race? It's either he's nuts or he's going to go hardcore in the race.)

Sergei: (What brand of beer he's drinking? Duff? I haven't drank one in Springfield in ages. Ah, memories.)

Conker drinks some, but not enough to get drunk.

Sergei: Say, what brand is that beer you're drinking?

Intercom: The race will begin in 5 minutes.

Conker: I have no idea.

Intercom: The race will begin soon. Please start your hoverboards. Good luck and have fun-- Oh wait! We got a late entry.. Make that two!!

*Two Rabbids appear with the hoverboards.*

Rabbids: *snickers to each other with their Plunger printed hoverboards.*

Conker gets ready to race.

*So does my racers.*

3..

2..

1..

GO!!

*Jessie, Richard, Sergei, and the other racers blasts off in a good start and rides through the race track.*

Conker blasts off into the track as well.

Announcer: And they're off, ladies and gentlemen!! And all the racers are getting off to a good start too. Richard is in the lead!

*Two Rabbids whip out their plungers*

Announcer: What's this? Two bunny creatures are trying to take the lead by hitting them with plungers.

*One Rabbid bashes Sergei.*

Sergei: *punches the Rabbid away* Don't do that ever again, Chump.