Cock & Plucker Bar (Conker's Bad Fur Day)

A bar that's apparently located in the middle of nowhere. Members of the Squirrel High Command often come here for drinks when they aren't on missions, and Conker the Squirrel is also a frequent customer.

*Namito is in the bar.*

Namito: Excuse me, bartender?

The bartender turns to Namito.
Bartender: Can I help you?
Meanwhile, Rodent is also in the bar, drinking a glass of beer.

Namito: Just a shot of vodka, please.

The bartender hands a glass of vodka to Namito.

Namito: Thank you. *drinks it and sighs* I wonder how is Yuping doing? Haven't heard from him for a long time..

*Two delivery man arrives with the jukebox.*

*Karasz Jr, Benika, and Pikachu arrives in the bar.*

SHC Veteran A: Hey, have you heard some rumors about that swordsman's name got cleared for misunderstanding?

SHC Veteran B: No, not really.

SHC Veteran A: It turns out that it was his relative that framed him.

Benika: ...(That must be his father who did this to him... What?! His father!? Why?!)

SHC Veteran A: Apparently, he didn't do that on purpose. Somebody forced him to.

Benika: Excuse me, but what kind of things did he do?

SHC Veteran A: Unleashing a beast that will screw us all.

Benika: O_O

SHC Veteran B: Uh... Girl? Are you ok?

Pikachu: Pika?

*Ratchet's ship lands in front of Cock & Plucker Bar.*

Berri walks out.
Berri: I think I can walk from here. Thanks, cat guy!

Ratchet: (But I'm a Lombax... Oh nevermind) See ya later!! *flies out of the topic with Clank in his ship.*

SHC Veteran: So, what are your opinions about Conker being the king?

Benika: I never met Conker before. What is he like?

SHC Veteran: Red squrriel.

Benika: *laughs* Boy, are you serious?

SHC Veteran: Yep... But.. He doesn't like to be King I'm afraid. I hear rumors that he might leave and wanted to give his position to someone else.

Benika: Where can we find one?

SHC Veteran: How should I know?

Rodent walks over to Benika and the SHC Veteran.
Rodent: Hey, I know Conker! And politics and such keep him from handing over his position.

Karasz Jr: Hey, what if I go find his replacement? I bet he can decide the choices.

Rodent: I'm guessing you didn't hear the last thing I said.

Benika: >_>

Karasz Jr: What??

Benika: Does he need a vacation by any chance?

Rodent: That won't allow someone else to take over!

Karasz Jr: Darn... I feel sorry for him.

Benika: I think election might be the answer.

Pikachu: Pikachu!

Rodent: But this isn't a democracy!

Karasz Jr: ......Ok, now I'm stumped.

Benika: Oh well.

Karasz Jr: Anyway... *to bartender* I'll just have some water.

Benika: Wine is nice. All this searching is making me thirsty.

*Toniyo, Haruna, and Ayato arrives.*

Toniyo: Benika, there you are!

Benika: AHH! O_O;;

Toniyo: Wait, were you drinking?!

Benika: Well... *coughs* Yes.

Karasz Jr: Uncle Toniyo! Are you ok?

Toniyo: It's a long story. But first, I gotta warn everyone about the B-O-M-B.

*The weasels have stopped playing the music and the SHC Veterans stopped drinking in shock.*

SHC Veteran: What?!

Toniyo: You mean you know what I just spelt?!

SHC Veteran: YES!! YOU SAID "BOMB!!!"

Toniyo: Uh--

SHC Veteran: AN ATOMIC BOMB YOU MEAN?!! EVERYONE! DUCK AND COVER!!

*The rest of the veterans does so.*

Weasel Jazz Musician: Cheese it! We're bustin' out of here. We gotta tell the boss about this. *leaves with his other musicians.*

Benika: Nice going, you idiot. You scared everybody.

Toniyo: That's not the bomb I meant.

SHC Veteran: No? OK! FALSE ALARM!!

Toniyo: I was talking about a group of Primids who are going to start invading at any moment....... I SAID ANY MOMENT...

SHC Veteran: I think they're heading to the castle.

Berri:...I just realized I have no idea which direction my house is. Maybe I can, like, get directions?
Berri walks into the bar.

Toniyo: *to Berri* What's up?

Pikachu: Pikachu!

Berri: I need...
Berri notices Pikachu.
Berri: AW, IT'S SO CUTE!
Berri grabs Pikachu and hugs him.