Island of the Ancients (Super Smash Bros. Brawl)

OOC: They can't function without their head attached. I think.

OOC: Oh.. Nevermind then.

Earthworm Jim: Time for Earthworm Jim to make a move. And I forgot to bring the NACHOS!!

*Fred Fredburger appears*

Fred Fredburger: I like nachos!!

...

Peter Puppy: Did you just invite him, Jim?

Earthworm Jim: No, and I don't know him. Anyway.. *blasts 0209 with his raygun* EAT DIRT, OBSOLETED SCRAPMETAL OF PAIN!! HA HA HA HA HA!

The ray gun blasts bounce off Model 0209 and into Jim.

Kumatora appears by Jim and Peter.

Meanwhile, Model 0209 rotates his head around to face Model 3972 and shoots lasers at him. Model 3972 does not let go and endures this.
Model 3972: <Everyone, run!>

Olimar, his Pikmin, and Kumatora start running away.

As do Models 1504 and 5641.

*So does Crash and Co, Jim, Peter, and Chack'n.*

This puts the heroes (except Model 3972) far enough away from Model 0209 so that it can't catch up. Meanwhile, Model 0209 spins Model 3972 up, grabs it with one hand, and tosses Model 3972 off the island and into the ocean, thus out of the topic.

Olimar: We have to get back to our blimp and get out of here!

*My characters enter the blimp.*

Cortex: *about TK2's characters* And these idiots can't get in because the blimp can't handle much weight. They need to go to another ship... Wait, why am I saying that? I'm evil!

Olimar, his Pikmin, and Kumatora enter the blimp.
Olimar: I still don't know who they are.

Coco: I'll pilot the blimp.

*The Blimp flies out of the island, but unaware that Cressentia is aftering them. She is chasing them by flying with her black wings.*

Cressentia: You will never escape...

Olimar: Uh...we forgot the two R.O.B.s.

The two R.O.B.s jet onto the blimp.

Cressentia: You'll never escape.. *Pulls out his Cresent Scythe*

*The Auroros follow Cressentia. The Auroros attempt to attack the blimp.*

Models 1504 and 3972 shoot the Auroros with lasers.

*Cortex attempts to shoot the Auroros as well.*

Cressentia: Keep on shooting.. There's more where they came from.

*More Auroros are chasing the blimp.*

The models indeed keep shooting.

Kumatora sets the Auroros aflame with PK Fire.

*Cressentia lands on the blimp and attempts to use her scythe to blow the blimp's balloon up.*

??: WAHOOOO~~

*Luigi jumps into the topic and kicks Cressentia*

Luigi: It's-a-Luigi Time!!

Cressentia: Great.. Another interloper..... I'll deal with you first.

Luigi: Oh yeah? I bet you can't do that.

Cressentia: We'll just see about that!!

*Luigi and Cressentia are fighting on the blimp.*

Kumatora: Does anyone know what's going on out there?

Model 1504 shakes its head.

Earthworm Jim: Yeah! Somebody is fighting outside the blimp!!

*Luigi tries to defend himself from Cressentia's attack.*

Cortex: All whoever wants to go outside, point at the person who you want to check out.

The models point at Cortex.