Planet Venom (Starfox)

As does Falco.

OOC: You can.

*A missile came out of nowhere and hits Falco.*

Fox: FALCO!!

Falco's Arwing is damaged and starts falling, with Falco struggling to stop it.

*Ratchet's cockpit opens up*

Clank: Falco! Get in!! We can't let you die like this.

*Another missile came out of nowhere and is heading for Falco.*

Falco jumps out of his Arwing and miraculously lands in the cockpit.

Fox: Are you alright Falco?

*A sinister laughing is heard.*

Falco: I'll be fine. And I think we know who's laughing.

*A mechanized Andross appeared known as Mecha-Andross 3.0, piloted by Andrew Oikonny himself.*

Andrew: So, Starfox, I see you found out that I was the true mastermind.

Fox: Andrew!

Andrew: Venom was allianced with the Space Pirates all along. We offer them by sharing the part of universal domination.

Ratchet: You monster! You were working for the Space Pirates, were you?

Andrew: You mean collaboration, you freak. And seeing that you know too much, I will destroy you all, then I'll destroy the Lylat System! So say goodbye, Starfox!! *Throws his punch at Fox and Ratchet, which they dodges.*

Fox: *to Peppy via radio* We got a serious trouble. Andrew is the one who collaborated the scheme with the Space Pirates.

Peppy: Can you see any sort of weakspot?

Fox: WHOA!! *dodges Andrew's fists.* I think I see something inside his hand.

Andrew: DAGH! Hold still!! *attempts to hit Ratchet, damaging him.*

Captain Qwark over Fox's Radio: Do me a favor. Tell him that his mother was a complete crackhead!

Peppy: Then try to shoot at his hand.

Fox: Got it. *Does so by shooting Andross 3.0's left hand, damaging it.*

Andrew: I'll make you regret that!! *Uses Andross 3.0's hands to shoot fireballs at Fox, which he dodges.*

*Ratchet shoots Andross 3.0's right hand, damaging it.*

Andrew: I don't know what you are, but you're toast!! *does the same to Ratchet, but with the same results.*

Falco watches intently.

Hex flies in and also watches.

*Fox blasts Andross 3.0's left hand again, damaging it.*

Andrew: You filthy mammal! I'll destroy you, even if it takes to have broken hands! *uses both of his hands to crush Fox, damaging it.*

Fox: Woaaahh!!!

Hex: Aren't you a monkey? If so, why are you insulting him for being a mammal when you are one? Wait, don't tell me. I can already tell you're an idiot.

Andrew: ...*Andross 3.0 grabs Hex and throws him at the wall.*

Fox: Take this! *Shoots Andross 3.0's left hand again, and destroys it.*

Andrew: YOU...!!! I'll make sure you won't do the same thing as my other hand! *Andross 3.0's right hand shoot fireballs at Fox, which he dodges.*

Ratchet: This is for Falco, jerk! *Shoots Andross 3.0's right hand, damaging it.* He's all yours, Hex!

OOC: How many times must I tell you... You know what, forget it. I've tried telling you that Fox has no way whatsoever of knowing Hex's name (multiple times, mind you), yet because you keep forgetting that, you must be hell-bent on ignoring logic.

IC:

Hex isn't thrown very far (imagine trying to throw a sumo wrestler)
Hex blasts Andross 3.0's right hand with the Heavy Cannon, shattering it into a million pieces.
Hex: Maybe you should try using things to attack us that DON'T have weak points on them.

OOC: Sorry.

Andrew: Blame the game programmers! *Andross 3.0's mouth opens* Now you will recieve a lifetime supply of pain and suffering! *Blasts a powerful beam at Hex.*

Hex flies out of the way, dodging the beam and not really trying.

*Fox shoots Andross 3.0's mouth, damaging it.*

Andrew: So, you want to shoot the mouth eh? Guess what? Andross 3.0 is hungry! *Andross 3.0 sucks up Ratchet's ship.*

Hex: How can a robot be hungry?

*Andross 3.0 sucks up Ratchet, crunches his ship, then spits him out.*

Clank: The ship is damaged badly!!

Ratchet: That's it Andrew, you're toast. *shoots Andross 3.0's mouth, but it's closed.. It has no effect.*

British Penguin: I think it was a figurative expression, good sir!
The British penguin rides off on a wooden horse. Meanwhile...
Falco: Being inside there was disturbing.

*Andross 3.0 is charing its beam.*

Andrew: Now, witness the triumph of Andrew Oikonny!

Fox: Oh shut up.. *Blast a Smart Bomb at Andross 3.0's mouth, which accidently ate it.*

Andrew: ....DAWRGH @#$%!!!

*Andross 3.0 is blown and falls down slowly*

Andrew: Uncle Andross!!!!!!!!!!!