Cortex Castle (Crash Bandicoot)

*Tiny jumps high above Crash, and prepares to crush him with his feet*
Tiny : ''SMASH CRASH!''

Crash: DAH HOO DAHDAH!! *rolls away and kicks Tiny in the butt.*

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*A telephone is ringing behind N. Gin.*

*Tiny growls*
Dingodile : ''My turn mate.''
*Dingodile starts firing the flamethrower at Crash's direction*

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*N. Gin notices the ringing phone, he picks it up.*
N. Gin : ''Hello?''

*Crash jumps over the flames and stomps on Dingodile's head.*

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Telephone: Is this the Krusty Krab?

Dingo : ''Stay still you!''
*Tiny prepares to jump on Crash's head again.*

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N. Gin : ''No, this is N. Gin.''

*Crash jumps out of the way.*

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*Another call occurred.*

Telephone: Is this the Krusty Krab?

*Tiny crushes the ground below*
*Dingodile starts shooting fireballs out of his flamethrower*

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N. Gin : ''No, this is N. Gin!''

*Crash fled from the fireballs.*

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Telephone: *Another call occured.* Is this the Krusty Krab?

Dingo : ''Grrr, I have an idea Tiny.''
Tiny : ''WHAT!?''
*Dingodile ignites Tiny*
Tiny : ''GWAAAH!''
*Tiny rams into Crash*

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N. Gin : ''NO, THIS IS N. GIN!''
*N. Gin slams the phone*

*Crash got hit and ends up in the cloning machine. The cloning machine creates Crash Clones.*

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*The telephone is ringing again.*

Dingo : ''Oy, we didn't need no more bandicoots in 'ere.''

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*N. Gin picks up the phone*
N. Gin : ''THIS IS N. GIN!''

*The Crashes are doing the Crash Dance.*

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Telephone: That's Mama Luigi to you, N. Gin! *wheeze* *another call occurred* Chocolate Rain! *then another* DAAAAAAAHHH!!! *another one* Seven days.. *another* Alcohol can make the world a silly and fun place! YAY!

*Dingo & Tiny are getting annoyed of the Crash dance*
Tiny : ''CRASH DANCE MAKE TINY MAD!''
*Tiny jumps on top of one of the Crashes*
Dingodile : ''I'm gettin' pretty sick o' that dance mate, best if ye'd stop soon.''
*Dingodile ignites one of the Crashes on fire*

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*At this point, N. Gin considered suicide*

*The Real Crash placed Kick Me signs on Dingo's and Tiny's backs.*

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Telephone: Oh Janice..... You're still the butterfly of my dreams.. *kisses Janice through the telephone* *Another call* I think the Nice Boat is a joke!! *another call* I saw N. Gin wearing a pink tutu!

*Tiny, not being the brightest, kicked Dingo*
Tiny : ''HARHAR, KICK ME.''

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*N. Gin prepared to lit the fuse of the torpedo in his head*

*Crash kicks Tiny's butt.*

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Telephone: We're sorry. Your call cannot be completed as dial. And if you think you're going to kill yourself, do it now or cry like a baby that you admit that you hate random phonecalls.

*Dingo kicks Crash's butt*

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*N. Gin is still preparing Suicide*

*Crash bashes Dingo with a mallet.*

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*N. Gin's wife came.*

Wife Gin: NO HUBBY!! DON'T DO IT!!

*Tiny picks up Crash and puts him in his mouth*

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N. Gin : ''Who are you?''

*Crash lights up a match.*

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Wife Gin: I'M YOUR LONG LOST WIFE!!

Tiny : ''TINY SMELL SOMETHING GOOD!''

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N. Gin : ''Really...?''

*Tiny's mouth is burning.*

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Wife Gin: NO!! *explodes*

Tiny : ''TINY MOUTH BAD, TINY MOUTH BAD!''
*Tiny tries to find water*

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*N. Gin proceeds to blow up the torpedo on his head*

*Crash gets out of Tiny and headbutts Dingo.*

Dingo : ''Now yer really jerkin' my chain mate, prepare to fry!''
*Dingo fires his flamethrower at Crash*