Barn Boy's Barnyard (Conker's Bad Fur Day)

The T-0 notices a conviniently placed tractor in the barn. He quickly gets in, turns it on, and drives out of the barn (via a wall) in it to chase after the people running from him.

Conker: TO THE BARN ROOF!
Conker and Franky start going up the barn.

Alice:*Does a backflip and lands on the roof*

Hey.Im on a roof for no reason whatsoever...

The T-0 jumps out of the truck, leaving it rolling after Toniyo, Karasz Jr., and Snake, and stretches up to the roof of the barn.

Conker and Franky climb up the water tower.

The T-0 uses his buzz saws to start cutting down the water tower.

Conker and Franky climb back down the water tower.

The T-0 stretches out his arms in an attempt to slice through them with his buzzsaws.

Conker and Franky duck underneath the buzzsaws.

The T-0 tries once more.

Conker and Franky roll to the side. For some reason, Ron and Reg are now on the roof.
Ron: Sucks to be you guys!
Reg: Yeah, sucks to be you guys! Heh heh!

The sparks from the buzzsaw get dangerously close to Ron and Reg.

Ron and Reg hop away from the sparks.

The T-0 continues attacking Franky and Conker.

Toniyo: *transforms into Light Toniyo* I'm not finished with you, monster! *Uses his Light Beam attack to hit T-0*

He has to have pretty good aim, as he's on the ground, being chased by (and by now, probably run over by) the truck while the T-0 is on the roof of the barn, not even visible from where Toniyo is.

Alice:Wait...I know!
*Alice dashes into T-O which knocks him down into the sewers where he is infested with water*

Light Toniyo: Don't waste your energy, Alice. The monster is dead.

But that was the T-O, not the T-0. And the T-O does not exist. Besides, there aren't any sewers anywhere near the barn. And what business does Toniyo have calling the T-0 dead when he couldn't have hit with his Light Beam, anyway?

Alice:Damn fourth wall...Anyways...*Creates a pool of water on the ground and then Pushes The T-0 into it.

The T-0 calmly walks out of the pool of water.

Alice:Wait!Aren't Liquids supposed to dissolve in water?!*Throws salt into the water*

Snake: *facepalms* You are such an idiot...

Voice in the sky: The exact science of liquid metal isn't too clear to me, but I don't think water will be that effective.

*Light Toniyo becomes normal.*

Toniyo: What about fire? It's effective against metal.