Las Cinco Muertes (Jurassic Park)

LWB jumps off of Duma and into the plothole, leaving the topic.

Duma follows LWB out.

Tyrannosaurus Reich enters the topic.

OOC: It was inevitable.

Herr Velo enters the topic.

Tyrannosaurus Reich starts walking around, searching for any other T-Rexes.

All of the other T-Rexes on Isla Nublar (where I assume T-Reich and Velo are) are asleep in the jungle.

Tyrannosaurus Reich walks up to one of the T-Rexes and kicks it.
Tyrannosaurus Reich: <WAKE UP!>

OOC: The Tyrannosaurus Reich would snort at the idea of T-Rexes who don't speak German.

The T-Rex indeed wakes up and stands up, staring at Tyrannosaurus Reich and his "funny outfit".

Tyrannosaurus Reich: <Do not stare at your superior that way!>

The T-Rex tilts its head in confusion and snorts.

Tyrannosaurus Reich: <What? Do you not speak German? Were you uneducated as a child?>

The T-Rex lies back down and goes back to sleep.
Herr Velo: <It's either mute or disrespectful!>

Tyrannosaurus Reich: <Then it is of no use.>
Tyrannosaurus Reich pulls out his giant gun and aims it at the T-Rex.

Herr Velo covers his ears.

Tyrannosaurus Reich shoots the T-Rex repeatedly, leaving nothing behind but a horrible mess.

Herr Velo cleans off his uniform as the T-Rex's mate hears the T-Rex get shot, walks into the area, sees the mess, and roars loudly.

The Tyrannosaurus Reich turns to the T-Rex.
Tyrannosaurus Reich: <What's wrong with you?>

The T-Rex bites Tyrannosaurus Reich.

Tyrannosaurus Reich pulls out his gun and shoots this T-Rex as well.

The T-Rex doesn't cause quite the mess the first one did, but dies anyway.

Tyrannosaurus Reich: <It appears that the inhabitants here are nothing but savages.>

Herr Velo: <Quite right. They don't even speak German!>

Tyrannosaurus Reich: <Well, there must be some intelligent ones here. AND WE SHALL FIND THEM!>

Herr Velo: <... I'm sure you are right, commander.>

Tyrannosaurus Reich stomps around, futilely looking for intelligent T-Rexes.