Horroria

Fat Kid: Yeah, but I'm by far your biggest fan! I even have a mug with your face on it, see?

*he holds up the mug*

Fat Kid: And I had Traci T. make this shirt with your face on it just for me, and when she found out why I wanted the shirt, she only beat me over the head with ironing board seven times!

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Dr. Specter: Then how on earth did I get here?

Necros, seeing as how his "lure" didn't work, pushes the Fat Kid out the window and watches him fall into the Haunted Bog.

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Skeleton: I don't know.

The Fat Kid stays afloat though, and tries to get out.

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Dr. Specter: Well, you've been much help to me. Though I can't exactly remember who you are and how you helped me, you did. So thank you.

Dr. Specter then continues to walk around.

The bog's pull isn't too strong, so the Fat Kid can probably get out.

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Skeleton: *To self* The only reason I stayed for conversation was that I'm bolted here.

A zombie then pops out of its grave near the Tall Bones.

Zombie: Did I hear someone doing the Time Warp? Oh ho ho, that gives me an scathingly brilliant idea

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Dr. Specter sees the Fat Kid get out of the bog and pokes him with his cane.

Dr. Specter: Say Lady, do you know where I am?

Fat Kid: *to himself* Hey, maybe if I kill this old dude Necros will want me to be his assistant!* You shall die today, old man!

Dr. Specter: Dine? No thank you, I already ate.

Fat Kid: *slaps head and takes out a sword* No... DIE!

He slashes at Dr. Specter, but ends up getting his sword caught in a tree because Specter starts to move again, and heads towards Necros' tower.

The Tall Bones, who I assume is the one in the graveyard, says nothing because A: It can't speak, and B: It lacks a soul.

OOC: Ooops, I ment to say the Skeleton guarding, not the Tall Bones. Mi dispiace.

IC:

Dr. Specter makes it to the base of the Tower and looks up.

Dr. Specter: This must be the home.

Meanwhile, the Fat Kid creeps up behind Specter.

OOC: Bless you.

OOC: You must enjoy blessing people a lot, because you do it so much!

IC: The Fat Kid tries to swing his axe (did I tell you he had an axe?) but misses when Specter bends down to grab a penny.

Dr. Specter: Oh what luck! Lemme jus' get out my wallet...

He reaches for his ray gun instead and accidentaly fires it at the Fat Kid, leaving him with a large hole in his stomach.

Dr. Specter: YAY! *proceeds to enter the tower*

OOC: You mean you WEREN'T sneezing that whole time?

IC:

Various Tall Bones(es?) are in the tower.

OOC: Aren't you the funny one.

IC:

Dr. Specter sighs and takes out his contraption.

... meanwhile, for no apparent reason, the Fat Kid appears behind Necros.

These Tall Bones(es) aren't nearly as agressive as the ones in the graveyard and completely ignore Dr. Specter.

Meanwhile, Necros does his best to ignore the Fat Kid.

The Fat Kid has hired a Mariachi Band to play for Necros and they do so.

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Specter continues to climb the stairs.

The Mariachi Band has about three seconds to live.

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The ground in front of Dr. Specter rumbles.

So the Mariachi Band runs away.

Meanwhile, there is a horrbile screech that echos through the air.

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Dr. Specter then decides to find saftey from the ground and does so.

Ironicly, they run into some spikes three seconds later and die.

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A Strawhead pops out of the ground that was shaking.

Dr. Specter: Who are you?

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Meanwhile, a void opens where the Fat Kid and Necros are and Edythe Reaper flies out of it.

Edythe: Ooooooh! I was told to claim the soooul of a seafoam-colored child of immense porportions!

The Strawhead can't talk.

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Necros shoves the Fat Kid at Edythe.

Edythe readies her scythe and slashes at the Fat Kid, transferring his soul from his body, to her scythe, and then into her neckalce.

Edythe: *to Necros* Oooooh, thaaank you dearie! Well I must be off, have a looovley day!

She then flies back into the portal and it closes up, leaving the Fat Kid's body lying on the floor. It's almost sad actually.

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So Dr. Specter keeps climbing until he makes it to the top of the tower.

Necros tosses the Fat Kid's body out the door, where it hits Dr. Specter and should knock him down to the bottom.

But instead a portal opens up and Specter falls into the portal as it closes.

The Fat Kid's body is still lying on the ground... not really doing anything at the moment.

Well, it IS a dead body.

Yes, but dead bodies tend to smell after a while, and I wouldn't want to be around this one when that time comes.

The zombie that thought he heard the time warp goes back into his grave.

Very few inhabitants of Horroria have a sense of smell, so no one does anything about the body.