Primitive Land (Original)

A land full of cavemen, dinos and thick follage. And it's not like the Flintstones. As the wheel does not even exsist here and there is no language.

*Karasz appears.. But he has lost the knowledge and speech. He's just going to sit there and just, well, be bored.*

Pokeling appears.

*One of the cavemen comes to Karasz.*

Karasz: *sighs*

Caveman: Hmm... You look bored. You ain't only one that is bored. Me bored too.. Need something to try something new...

Pokeling wonders how this is possible if there is no language, especially ENGLISH.

OOC: ...Oh, wait. I forgot.

*The caveman slaps himself, forgetting himself to speak.*

Karasz: ..

*The caveman smiled at Karasz.*

Pokeling: What is this place, Silent Hill?

*Karasz looks at Pokeling, in a curious thought.*

Pokeling: What? You look fully evolved! Why can't you Speak?

*Karasz can't talk, or do anything.*

Pokeling gets to work. He invents fire, the wheel, and cement, with the help of his legendary pokemon.

*Sabreman arrives*

Sabreman: Ah, the land of the lost known as Primitive Land. Maybe I could dig up one of rarest.. *sees Karasz* Hmm.. That's odd. No caveman ever had evolved into humans.. In fact... There's something strange is going on.. *walks over to Pokeling* Pardon my aquiantince, sir, but can you tell me about this human?

Pokeling: He's just some idiot. I'm just ignoring him and making this place up-to-date...

Sabreman: Hmmm.. We'll see about that. *examines Karasz.* Mmhmm... Yes.... *snaps fingers* By george, I found the reason why he is like this! He has lost all his intellegence and speech by a freak accident! How dreadful.. Perhaps we'll have to regain his abilities by teaching him.

Pokeling opens up a school, invents electricity, rubber, and cheese.

Sabreman: Go on! *pushes Karasz in the school* Don't be shy, my friend. You will regain your intellegence as soon as possible.

Pokeling is teaching at the school.

*Karasz is paying attention.*

Universalamander enters the topic.

Saberman: You will learn the easy lessons starting with this one...

*A Week Later...*

Sabreman: Just to let you know that we have defied the laws of physics. *to Karasz* Now... Do you remember how to speak, think, and take action?

Karasz: ..Well... Yes! I can.

Sabreman: Ho ho ho, jolly good. But I have one more question for ya.. Do you know some friends? Do you know what you're doing here? And do you have any skills?

Karasz: I have many friends. And where exactly am I?

Sabreman: You're in the Primitive Lands, dear boy.

Karasz: Wait.. You're telling me that I'm in the past?

Sabreman: Of course not! This is the present!

Karasz: *Sighs in relief* Good. Because I'm giving Dr. SMRT a piece of my mind. Or better yet, the whole thing.

Sabreman: Don't think you're ready to beat him just yet. There is still alot of things to do when fighting. Find weaknesses, plan the strategies, and even dodge every manuvers when you see any.

Karasz: Thanks. I'll try to remember that. How am I going to get out of here?

Sabreman: Somewhere in Bedrock has an airport that can take you any place you want.

Karasz: I'm going to Copper Town.

Sabreman: Jolly good.. And by the way, there is something interesting going on at Bedrock. May I come along?

Karasz: Sure.

*Karasz and Sabreman leaves the school.*

Universalamander starts destroying stuff, because he's...well...evil.

Sabreman: Blimey!!

Karasz: What is that robot doing!?

*The cavemen are fleeing from Universalamander.*

Karasz: *pulls out his Grand Blade* Well he won't get away with this!! *Jumps toward to Universalamander and slams his sword on him.*

This barely hurts Universalamander due to his size.
Universalamander: Hey, thanks for the toothpick!
Universalamander grabs the Grand Blade and starts picking his teeth with it.

Karasz: Give it back!! My sword is not to be used as a toothpick!!

Universalamander throws the Grand Blade at Karasz.