Media Dimension (Gex)

Gex: Now cut that out!

Snake: *Throws grenades at Dark Samus*

Gex: WAIT!!

Dark Samus shoves them down Gex's throat.

OOC: I feel sorry for him. xD

*BOOM!!*

Gex: *smoke is coming otu of his mouth* Spicy, but painful. *burps* *Tail whips Dark Samus away.*

Dark Samus grabs Gex's tail, spins him around, and flings him out of the topic.

Lucario: (You'll regret that, Dark Samus!!) *Uses Brick Break to damage Dark Samus badly.*

Dark Samus shoves Lucario's hand down Gex's throat.

Lucario: (OOH! GROSS!! I can't believe you made me do this-- HUH?!)

*Since Gex is out of the topic, the Gex plush toy takes the hit. The real Gex arrives back.*

Gex: Now that was uncalled for!

Snake: This bounty hunter looks very dangerous.. *pulls out his bazooka and blasts Dark Samus* Lucario! Get out of the way!

*Lucario does so.*

OOC: Did I say Gex? I meant Snake. >.<

IC:

Dark Samus pulls off a matrix move and dodges.

*Gex whacks the missiles straight to Dark Samus and BOOM!!*

Dark Samus shoves her cannon into Gex's Mouth and fires a charged Blast.

Gex: That's enough spicy cajun of death for one day! *Whacks Dark Samus again.*

Lucario: (HYAAAAAAHH!!!) *Uses Aura Sphere again on Dark Samus.*

DS repeats what happened the last time an Aura Ball was thrown at her.

Snake: Why would she need a Falcon's Eye?

Dark Samus: I don't know WHY I didn't think of this before.

Dark Samus leaves the topic.

*Colonel is online via codec.*

Colonel: Snake, what's going on?

Snake: The fake Samus Aran took off with the Falcon's Eye.

Colonel: ...Could it be? The planet Phaaze has been reborn, only this time it became more stronger to produce more Phazon?

Snake: That's not just that. The fake Samus has the same power, only with--

Colonel: Corruption. Stay away from her deadliest attack. Once you get hit by her beam, the result will be fatal. I'll contact the Galactic Federation immediately.

Snake: You do that, Colonel. If I see her again, I'll calll in reinforcements. *signs off.*

*Snake, Gex, and Lucario returned to the Media Dimension.*

Gex: Good thing we have the remote! Four down, six to go! Look out Rez, we're almost there!

*Professor Primstein and His Army of Subspace Powerpuffs and RowdyRuffs enter the Topic Fronting and Centering*

Prof. Primstein: Zubzpayze Poverpuvvz and Rrowtyrruvvz, Ultima, von of my Poverpuvvz, haff betrrayed uz. Ve Muzt Trrack her town and keel herr and leef herr forr deaz. Any Qvestionz? Anyvon?

Damien: Yeah Pop, Why do I have to kill Ultima if She and I are a perfect?

Prof. Primstein: Vy can sche be a pervect match for I found out she betrrayed us becauze her Schadow Bugz have Turrned Light. Sche refifed ze enemies and put von of our zubzpayze Zlavez in ze nut houze! Ve muzt hunt herr down.

Diabla: Professor, SHould we look out for people who are watching us, first?

Prof. Primstein: Vatchink Us!? *Looks Behind him.*

Gex: Hey there villainous wannabes, would you mind moving out of the way? We have a deal with Rez. *walks away with Snake and Lucario.* *snickers* Some peonic villains couldn't pass the auditions for this skit.

Prof. Primstein: *@Gex; Angry* WHO ZE HELL ARRE YOU CALLINK "PEONIC VILLAIN"!? I AM PRROFEZZORRR ALBERRT PRRIMZTEIN, PRROFEZZIONAL BRRILLIANT ZCIENTIZT OF ZE ZUBZPAYZE ARRMY!!

*Snake grabs Primstein by the throat*

Snake: Tell Tabuu that we're coming for him, and you better stay out of our way. *throws Primstein away*

Gex: Next up, Anime Channel!! *enters the channel with Snake and Lucario.*

Rogue Mechs head towards the group.

Gex: *disguised as a Gundum.* And they say I'm filled with oil!! *Tail whips the Rogue Mechs.*

Lucario: (RAAAARGGH!!) *throws Aura Spheres at the Rogue Mechs.*

The Rogue Mechs shoot rockets at the group.

*Snake pulls out his missile launcher and blasts the Rogue Mechs down.*

More Rogue Mechs come.

*Gex tail whips the Rogue Mechs down.*

Gex: U JUST GOT PWNT!!