Gritzy Desert, Gritzy Caves and the Koopaseum (MLPiT)

The Gritzy Desert - A large, barren desert in the northeastern-most part of the Mushroom Kingdom. In Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time, the Mario Bros. came here during their quest to find the Cobalt Star pieces. The Koopaseum is located in the middle of the desert, and Gritzy Caves is found below the desert. There are four Dry Bones statues around the desert, that Mario, Luigi, Baby Mario and Baby Luigi must activate. When this happens, the Dry Bones Statues will open the entrance to the Koopaseum.

Koopaseum - A large, Colosseum-like structure in the middle of the Gritzy Desert that appears in Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time. In the past, the Mario brothers and the Baby Mario brothers came to the Koopaseum looking for Princess Peach. Once the brothers entered, they saw Peach being eaten by Petey Piranha, by Princess Shroob's commands.

In the Koopaseum, the brothers fight Shrooboid Brat in the middle of a stage with millions of Shroobs watching them. Even though the brothers defeat Shrooboid Brat, the brothers are taken down by lots of Shroobswith hammers. The adult and baby Mario brothers are then dropped to Gritzy Caves, which is right below the museum.

It is unknown who really owns the Colosseum but because of the name of the Colosseum, it is very possible that the Koopas once owned the museum but Shroobs later took over it. It is also possible that when the Shroobs came to Gritzy Desert, the Koopaseum was already abandoned.

The Gritzy Caves - a giant series of caves right under the Koopaseum in Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time. This was once Petey Piranha's home. Monty Moles run an Item Shop here too.

After Shroobs struck the ground with the mallets they were holding, Mario, Luigi, Baby Mario and Baby Luigi all fell down through the resulting hole into the Gritzy Caves. Then, they found Kylie Koopa, who got eaten by Petey Piranha.

Mario and company later fought Petey Piranha. Kylie, and a Cobalt Star Shard, flew out of Petey Piranha when he was defeated.

Let's hope you enjoy this desert.

OOC:...The Koopaseum isn't a museum. It's a colosseum.

OOC: It's been edited, Sockie.

IC:
*As the Nekonian Pirates' First Location on Star Rock Hunting, The Nekonian Mothership arrives, beaming Down Fluffy, Tiger, A Scientroopa, A Machotroopa and their enslaved R.O.C. in front of the Koopaseum.*

Fluffy: R.O.C. Slave, Detect something.

R.O.C. Model 0059: <Scanning... Scanning... The Gold Star Rock is in The Koopaseum.>

Nekonian Machotroopa: Can I smash the Door Open?

Fluffy: No, we have to wait for Evil the Cat, first.

OOC: I'm Sockie.

OOC: Sorry, Sockie. I thought you were Alex! Oh Well.

*Suddenly, the Nekonian Machotroopa breaks the locked Door open With the Beams of his Ray Rifle, anyway*

Fluffy: Captain! I said "Wait for Evil!" GRRR! How many times do I have to tell you!?

Nekonian Machotroopa: Sorry, Princess. I just got a Hearing Problem.

OOC: Hey, mind if I set up the Star Rocks on certain topics?

*Evil arrives as he lands on his Heck-Jet.*

Evil: Hearing problem? *walks towards to the Nekonian Machotroopa* This is for disobeying Fluffy's orders! *Spits his acid furball at Nekonian Machotroopa in the face.* Now let that be a lesson to you.

Nekonian Machotroopa: AAAACCK!! MY THREE EYES!! THEY BURN!!

Fluffy: Thanks, Evil. I was thinking about doing that to him, anyway.

*Suddenly, Gas Arbok shows up undetected in the Cardboard box Sneaking behind Evil the cat then stops and makes another codec call*



Gas Arbok: *Talks into the Codec* Magneton, who's the Naked, white, 2-eyed, furless tailed, Stripeless, 1-tailed, Antennaeless, Fang toothed Nekonian who is teaming up with Princess Fluffy and the Pirates?

Magneton: *Talks through the Codec* That's not a Nekonian, Arbok; That's Evil the Cat. He's the ruler of Planet Heck and one of the Arch Rivals of the Greatest Heroic Mollusk, Earthworm Jim.

Arbok: Yeah, I can see that he's Evil by spitting Acid Hairball at the Nekonian Machotroopa.

Magneton: Although Ron already warned us that his acid Hairballs can be Toxic as well. So watch out.

Arbok: Sure thing.

Magneton: And watch out for Evil's claws and fangs, too. Even if Evil Bites, who knows what's going to happen?

Arbok: Sure thing. *Signs off*

*Suddenly, a ParaWuffer smells at the Cardboard Box and Barks at it.*

Fluffy: What it is it, Commander!?

Evil: It's a spy!! *picks up the cardboard that Arbok is in and slashes him in the face.*

OOC: Gas Arbok is a Female. Can you please get it straight, Karasz?

*! Angry for Getting scratched in the face, Arbok grabs Evil by the neck with her Right Pincher.*

Gas Arbok: WHY YOU LITTLE...!! *Strangles a little* I'LL TEACH YOU TO ASSAULT A GOVERNMENT AGENT!

Voice: FREEZE!!

*Every TK2 character in this Topic stops with Snyder coming out of the Koopaseum Pointing his Rifle at them.*

Snyder: Okay! Are you all Tabuu's N*****s or are you Buffy Anne Summers's Asses? Either way, you're too late, cause I found this First. *Shows Evil and the Nekonian Pirates the Golden Star Rock.*

Fluffy: You better drop it, Human, or do you want me to strangle you with my Prostetic arm!?

Snyder: No way in Hell!! They are the Key to free the Villain Slaves from the Subspace Army!!

Gas Arbok: *Shocked* What... the... Underwhere? *Drops Evil the Cat*

Evil: What are you talking about?

*Couldn't help but stare at R. Snyder Kurtz with fear, Arbok makes her Codec Call*



Gas Arbok: Eh... General? That Human? With Razor Teeth?

General Campbelltwo: You mean the King of Tricked-by-villain Lowlifes!?

Arbok: Ron, that is Ronald "Snyder" Kurtz you're talking about. You know, the Human who protested on Buffy Anne Summers's Occupation ever since High School?

General Campbelltwo: Arbok, face it; Once a Demon Hunt Boycotter, always a Demon Hunt Boycotter!

Arbok: Yeah, but one thing; If that Razor Toothed human was gobbled up once by the Oblivikin, then how did he survive in the Demon's Stomache, especially during the Demon's explosions?

General Campbelltwo: Maybe some extraterrestrial must've probed him with a deathless device that also might make Kurtz Stalk Buffy's Name and occupation.

Arbok: What kind of "Deathless Device"?

General Campbelltwo: Just use your imagination. *SIgns off*

Snyder: What Probe? I can hear your codec completely! And you leave Oblivikin out of this!!

Evil: The Subspace? Hmph. They're not going to take away my victory. I should be the one who must destroy the universe...

*Although Fluffy doesn't believe in that Dimension (Because she's never been in Subspace before) She walks closer to Snyder.*

Fluffy: *Tsk Tsk* Silly Snyder. Making up stories about that "Subspace" Catpoop. *Grapples the Golden Star Rock out of Snyder's Hand with her Metal Prostetic Grapple arm* Tell you what, Ronny; If I see any imaginary friends of yours called "the Subspace Army" especially your main one called "Tabuu", I'll give you a call.

Tiger: Eh... Sis, When I played the Brawl on the Wii in adventure mode as As "Sonic" It turned out that Tabuu is the Subspace Emperor and the Subspace Army Are his minions. And because they are now registered, They're Real. And Bowser used to be Tabuu's Slave once as well as Wario and Gannondorf.

Fluffy: *@Tiger* Very Well, little Onii-chan. *@Snyder* Like I said, Snyder, If I see those... "Subspace" Shrimps that your talking about, especially that "Tabuu" Chimp, I'll call you for information. I already got your number on my codec so don't worry.

Snyder: And be sure to warn me if you see Buffy Anne Summers and her D***-Brains, too. Cause seriously and secretly... I'm scared of Buffy Summers. ... Or rather... Her Grandmother, The Origional Buffy Summers. The Young Demon Hunter wasn't the only "Buffy" in the Family. That's what I know.

Fluffy: I don't know what the Underwhere you're talking about? You mean there's more than one "Buffy"?

Snyder: Yeah, to tell you the Truth, she's the one who brutalized my high school friend, Hank, who is supposed to be her son. Her Husband Henry told me to call the Asylum, and I did. and they came and took her away. It is unknown to me if she is Posessed by a Demon Soul or if she was a relative of Saddam Hussein or if she was just as Crazy as "The Underwhere" because Hank had a C+ in Fencing Class. I know getting a C- is bad but what's the Problem with getting a C+?

Fluffy: But you were born in Montana!

Snyder: Yeah, But When I was 14, My Parents and I took the Plane to Los Angeles.

Evil: .......This conversation is getting boring.. Can't you see that we have a mission to do?

*Gas Arbok takes a call talking into her Codec*

Gas Arbok: Mei Sting, cant you see I got enough suspects to catch as it is?

Mei Sting: There is no time, Arbok; There's a Distress signal at the Jellystone Park.

Arbok: I'll meet you there, Mei Sting. *Signs off and leaves topic*

Fluffy: Snyder, you must remember that those Star Rocks are not Subspace Slave Keys. They're a gift to my Valentine. Lets Head over to Crystal Palace, Everyone. The Crystal Star Rock awaits us. *Beams into her Mothership as well as the Rest of her crew as the Mothership leaves the Topic*

Snyder: I'll beat you there!! *Chases the Mothership*

Evil: Hmm.. I better check on the article on Wikipedia. *Flies out of the topic with his Heck-Jet.*

OOC: I doubt that "Star Rocks" are on wikipedia.

OOC: Of course not, they're new kind of Power Stars.