The 100 Acre Woods (Winnie the Pooh)

The 100 Acre Woods is actually a forest that resides in a magical pop-up book. Here Winnie the Pooh and friends play together and generally do whatever they want to do.

*Homestar Runner comes in.*

*Zaffiro comes in.*

Zaffiro: Ok, it's not just Karasz I want. It's... that if other people can recruit, so can I.

Homestar: Oh hello! My name is Homestar Runner.net! It's dot---

Zaffiro: Save it, buddy. I need your help... Come with me. *walks out.*

Homestar: Ooh! Is it that your cat is on the tree? *leaves.*

*Homestar comes back. Nutty is crazy for honey in the tree.*

Nutty: HA HA HA HA HA HE HE HE HE HE HE!! *lips smacking*

Homestar: Hey, is that honey? Boy, I gotta try some of these. Can I have some?

Nutty: *punches Homestar and climbs up, but got stung by bees* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUHHHHHHHH!! *Runs around, screaming.*

*Larry appears*

Larry: Ah, nature.....Needs Piranha Plants.

Homestar: *sees Larry* Oh, nice hair you got here.

Larry: Uh, thanks. *Spreads Piranha Plant seeds*

Homestar: Hey! You're a farmer who plants oddly colored plants! Can I try?

Larry: (GOOD! This Sap will do all the work for me!) Sure! *Gives Homestar the seeds*

*Homestar happily plants and waters everything*

Homestar: I'm planting, I'm watering; it's like being a gardener!

*The Piranha Plants, Nippers, Munchers, Fire Plants, Venus Fire Traps, and Poison Mushrooms grow*

Homestar: Yay! Hello everyone! I'm your new daddy! *snuggels a Piranha Plant* And you look so adorable! I'm calling you, "Nibbles!"

Pooh, Tigger, and Piglet appear.

Pooh: Is it me, or has the Woods sprouted rather...scary plants?

A Piranha Plant hisses at Pooh.

Pooh: ...Bother.

Piglet: AAAHHH!

Piglet hides behind Tigger.

Homestar: *tells a story to the Piranha Plants* --And then Goldilocks said, "this soup is just right!"

*The Piranha Plants snarls at Homestar Runner.*

Homestar: You like anything hot or cold? *complains* Gee, I thought you plants like something warm.

*One Piranha Plant devours Nutty, killing him.*

Pooh, Tigger, and Piglet see this. Their eyes open wide and they put their hands over their mouths.

*The Piranha Plant snarls at the three.*

Homestar: You know, I should go out for some salad.

Pooh, Piglet, and Tigger run to Rabbit's house.

All three: RRRAAABBBBIIIITTTT!

*The Pirahna Plants snarls at Homestar.*

Homestar: Hey guys, what's your problem? Do you have a grumpy day?

*Larry laughs evily*

Larry: Ahhahahahaha! Get them!

*Homestar fled.*

*Petey enters the topic, spewing goop*

Homestar: *angry at Petey Piranha* Eeww! Man. You need to clean yourself up after this.

*Petey shoots gunk at Homestar*

Homestar: *pulls out a spatula and wears a bowl on his head; holds Frank Bennedetto* Alright, big fat maggot, are you going to keep your ugliness to yourself, or do I have to force you to do so!

OOC: Can someone register Rabbit?