Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends (FHIF)

Max: The homeowners insurance won't cover the iceberg related mishap.

Sam: *chuckles* You crack me up, little buddy!

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Sam anx Max: GONG NI TAMPAI!! *Climbs up the mountain.*

Changeling: I refuse to loudly yell anything regarding tampons.
Changeling also starts climbing the mountain, though his method (turning into a bat and flying up) is a lot more effective than Sam and Max's method.

Max: *Angry* HEY!

Sam: Two can play at this game. *grabs Max and twists his rabbity many times.*

Max: *ears forms into copters.* Prepare to takeoff in 3..2...1...DEATH FROM BELOW!!!!

*Sam uses Max to fly and catches up. Sam pulls out his gun and attempts to shoot Changeling down.*

Changeling quickly turns invisible and the shots miss him. Changeling then kicks Max out of Sam's hands, which should send both crashing to the ground.

*Luckily, Sam grabs the long branch as Max grabs Sam by the leg.*

Max: Hey! He just turned invisible!

Sam: This could be difficult for us, Max. We need to try out... Holy sawdust on the cheesecake!

*A mountain goat is in front of the two.*

Sam: Let's take the goat to the peak. *rides on the goat with Max.*

Max: GIDDYUP, GOATSE!!

Sam: *looks at Max with a shocked expression*

Max: What? What did I say?

*The goat jumps from cliff to another with its amazing high jumping abilities. Sam and Max take the lead.*

Max: Behold, the new transportation when traveling on the mountain!

A large herd of rams charges at Sam and Max while Changeling increases flight speed to get ahead of the two.

*The goat that Sam and Max are on jumps over the herd of rams. The two are in the lead again.*

The rams turn around, see the goat (which happens to be female) and, overcome with lust, charge after Sam and Max's goat at twice the speed Sam and Max are going. Meanwhile, Changeling keeps flying to the top, unsurprisingly free of obstacles.

*Except that a bouilder falls off and falls down on Changeling.*

Sam: Uh oh!! *jumps out of the goat with Max.*

Max: Mating season already?!

Sam: Yeah, it looks like one of the rams are pimps. Better use the same method from earlier. *twists Max's ears repeatidly, and uses him to fly up.*

*Sam and Max are in the lead.*

The rams catch up to the goat and do what they do on the Discovery Channel. Meanwhile, Changeling flies back up and a giant boulder falls on Sam and Max. Changeling flies ahead of them, getting the lead.

*Sam and Max dodged that big falling rock.*

Sam: Max, I have a question. What does that yeti you just added look like?

Max: It's actually a yeti from Ski-Free!

*The Yeti from Ski-Free appears and is on pursuit on Changeling. Sam and Max are on the lead.*

Grammar Nazis vaporize the Yeti. Logic Nazis bring him back, then vaporize him again. Changeling gets to the top, turns visible (how could the Yeti chase him if he was invisible?), and grabs the Silk Spitter.

Max: *slowmotion in anger* NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

*The background turns back to normal.*

Sam: *throws the Helmet of Jong to Changeling* Oh well. A deal's a deal. You win this as well.

Max: Now can I know your name? I was gonna get your autograph.

Sam: Max, I thought you hated him.

Max: Oh yeah... I WANT A REMATCH!!! YOU BIG STINKING CHEAT!! I OUGHTA BREAK YOUR SKULL!!

Sam: Sorry about that. He just can't stand losing.

Changeling puts the Silk Spitter and Helmet of Jong safely in Hammerspace, then disappears and leaves the topic.

Dojo: *worried* Guys! Next time, don't lose anymore Shen Gong Wu! We need them! I know you two are Freelance Police, but even with a standard Shen Gong Wu weapon will result chaotic proportions. What if that guy was one of the Heylin side??

Sam: I doubt that he was working for that kind of organization.

Max: And I still didn't catch his name. What's up with that?!

Dojo: Guys, do me a favor. DON'T. LOSE. ANYMORE. WU.

*Serious Sam came in*

Serious Sam: What did I miss?

*Max smiled.*

Sam: Max, why are you smiling?

Max: I just realized that the Helmet of Jong was nothing more but a useless item. It's also a filler too.

Sam: So you sacrificed it?

Dojo: Oy... Nevermind.

Sam: Uh oh! I just realized that the cheese guy didn't have the item we just swiped.

Max: OOOH @#$%!!!

Cheese is sucking on the Helmet of Jong.

OOC: WRONG!

Changeling took the Helmet of Jong.

OOC: Wait...I'm confused. What did he give to cheese?

OOC: I know that Sam gave Changeling the Helmet of Jong and the Silk Spitter.

OOC: ...Whatever.

IC:

Cheese continues sucking on whatever he is sucking.

OOC: It's a piece of poop!! chocolate milk!!!

Sam: At least he's sucking on that tasty calcium filled goodness.

*A telephone is ringing*

Max: I GOT IT!!

Sam: No! I got it!!

*tackles themselves in a cartoon cloud.*

OOC: I think Goo should get it.

Goo walks up to it and picks it up.

Goo: Hellofostershomeforimaginaryfriendsmynameisgoohowmayihelpyou?

*The phone asks that he wants to call Sam.*

Goo: Whotheheckissam?

*The telephone described Sam as a dog wearing a blue police-like uniform, and hangs out with Max, the white hyperkinetic rabbity thing.*