Planet Aether (Metroid)

This is the planet where it has two sides. One is Light, and the other is Dark.

*Dark Samus appears on Dark Aether*

*Serious Sam appears in Light Aether*

Serious Sam: *loads up his guns* SAM I AM!!!

*Rundas and Samus appear*

Rundus: My scanner says she is around here somewhere...

Samus: She's probably on Dark Aether.

Serious Sam: Hey, space chick!

*Samus turns to Sam*

Samus: *points her cannon at Sam* Want to rephrase that?

Rundas: *pushes Samus' arm cannon down* Stop it, Samus.

Samus: Fine. I just don't like it when people call me chick.

Serious Sam: Heh, sorry. Look, if I help you out with your problem, will you help mine? Mental is trying to destroy the universe!

Samus: *scans Sam for future reference* Okay..So...I guess you can help us, Sam.

Rundas: Samus, you still remember how to get into Dark Aether?

Samus: Yep.

*Samus starts walking away*

Rundas: Alright, so, Sam, heres the Deal: We're trying to find a evil copy of Samus. And we need to be SNEAKY. So don't mess this up.

*Rundas notices that Samus is really far away*

Rundas: Hey, wait up!

*Rundas tries to catch up with Samus*

Serious Sam: Look out monsters, cuz here comes some serious bounty hunters. *follows Samus*

*A Strange Purple vortex appears in front of the trio*

Samus: Alright, let's see if this still works...

*Samus' arm cannon flashes yellow, and then it looks different*

Samus: Yes!

*Samus shoots a black, spinning projectile at the vortex, and enters it. Rundas does the same*

*Serious Sam enters the vortex*

*They appear on Dark Aether. They have a bubble surrounding them. A Crystal is in the center of the bubble*

Samus: Be careful. The Air is toxic here. Just by simply touching it you will get hu-HEY! RUNDAS! GET BACK HERE!

*Rundas is already far ahead. He isn't affected by the toxic air*

Rundas: I'll scout ahead! Stay there!

*Rundas disappears, now very far away*

Serious Sam: Whatever. >_>

Rundas: GRAAAHHHH!!

Samus: Huh? What was...Oh jeez...

Serious Sam: I knew this would happen! I'm gonna have a serious talk with Rundas. *follows Rundas*

*Samus follows. They are both damaged a little by Dark Aethers Air, but they make it to another bubble before any serious damage can be done. Rundas is standing in the center of the room, with blue sparks shooting out of him. He is facing the opposite direction of Samus And Sam*

Samus: It can't be...

Serious Sam: *whips out his shotgun* Looks like someone needs a good blastin'.

*Rundas just stands there*

Samus: Somethings wrong. If Dark Samus had Corrupted him, he would've attacked us by now...

*Rumbles*

Serious Sam: That's not just that!!

*A Horde of Gnaars enters and attempts to attack the heroes*

Serious Sam: DANG! They must've followed me here!! I'll make them pay for that!! *blasts the Gnaars with his laser gun*

Samus: OHEMGEE!!!!

*Before Samus can attack, the Gnaars are frozen, out of nowhere.*

Samus: ?

*Samus looks at Rundas. He's begining to glow*

Samus: HE'S IN PHAZON OVERLOAD!

Serious Sam: A SERIOUS PHAZON OVERLORD-- Uh... What's Phazon?

Samus: ...Some strange liquid that BURNS.

Serious Sam: Get me a weapon like that and maybe I'll melt Mental's face off.

Samus: Wish I could. I haven't had a weapon like that in ye-

*Samus suddenly can't move, and doesn't speak, or even blink*

Serious Sam: Awww crap!!