Skullboard Prison (Original)

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This is where the bad guys go when they're arrested. Sometimes the good guys are mistaken for the bad.

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*Rayman, Cortex and his minions appear in their cells in prison*

Rayman: I can't believe this! I was framed!!!

Cortex: This is mostly your fault! You had to take us with you to this dump?! No matter. We'll have to think of a way to escape from this mess.

N. Gin: I know. Let's find some explosives!! BOOM!! HA HA HA HA!

Cortex: I don't think there is any here.

Subject: Re: Skullboard Prison (Original) Fri Sep 14, 2007 9:00 am

Some criminal:Hey..You...I know how to...

Guard:SHUT UP IN THERE WILL YA?!*Whips the criminal*

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Cortex: Hmm... *to the criminal* Go on?

Subject: Re: Skullboard Prison (Original) Fri Sep 14, 2007 9:03 am

Criminal:I'll talk to you later...*Whispers*when the guard is gone

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*The guard moves back to his office and sleeps*

Subject: Re: Skullboard Prison (Original) Fri Sep 14, 2007 2:27 pm

Criminal:Ok..I have got the perfect escape route from this place but i need some stuff to do it..If you can get them for me we can escape..

This is what i need:

A pretzel
Some peanuts.
A bowl of prison soup
And a spoon

All of theese you can get in the Lunch room.Just wait until lunch get the stuff and come back here..Ok?I cannot get them..They banned me from lunch...

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Cortex: Why did they ban you from lunch?

Subject: Re: Skullboard Prison (Original) Fri Sep 14, 2007 2:28 pm

Criminal:I...Dont wish to talk about it..Just get tha stuff..

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*The guard opens the cell*

Guard: Except for Criminal. He's not coming out since he hated broccoli so much.

*Rayman heads to the lunch room.*

Rayman: I better get out of here before he'll change his mind.

Subject: Re: Skullboard Prison (Original) Fri Sep 14, 2007 2:36 pm

Criminal:Dude!Stupid guard..My name is Jake..Yeez..Anyways!Get back here when ye got the stuff...

Subject: Re: Skullboard Prison (Original) Fri Sep 14, 2007 8:13 pm

*SM525395 and Karana appear*

Karana: Something tells me that we aren't in Strongbadia.

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*Globox arrives behind Karana and SM52595*

Globox: Oh there you are.. My buddy Rayman was framed by Mimi, who disguised as my best friend.. I'm telling you she'll be sorry for what she did to my pal. This is personal.

Subject: Re: Skullboard Prison (Original) Fri Sep 14, 2007 8:19 pm

OOC: Is Doopliss taken?

IC:

Karana: WHAT?

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OOC: No, he's not taken. Doopliss is free to take.

Globox: I am not kidding. I witnessed in Mute City. She slamed me on the road, and crushed me with a random vehicle.

Subject: Re: Skullboard Prison (Original) Fri Sep 14, 2007 8:30 pm

Karana: Yeah, but..

*Everyone in the jail cell now looks like Rayman*

Karana: Who is who? O.o

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Globox: *dizzy* Ok... Why--

*Meanwhile*

Rayman: O_O Wait a second. What's going on?! Why am i-- i--- >_<; Nevermind I must be delusional. *heads back to the cell*

Cortex: Did you get what he wants?

Rayman: ...No.

Cortex: You incompentant imbecile! You have failed miserably already?! Now we can't get out of here and it's all your fault!

N. Gin: Nyeehehehehehe!! Dr. Cortex. I got a plan B for our escape!

Cortex: Oh yeah? What is it?

N. Gin: *whips out The World's Smallest Nuclear Explosion* THIS WILL BE OUR TICKET TO FREEDOM!! *blasts the wall open, creating an exit*

Rayman: YES! I can get out of here--

*Cortex freezes Rayman with his Ice Ray*

Rayman: You double crossed me?! I thought were were getting out of here together!

Cortex: I'm an evil scientist, what did you expect? Come my minions! We got a bandicoot to destroy! *leaves with his henchman*

Subject: Re: Skullboard Prison (Original) Fri Sep 14, 2007 8:49 pm

*Karana walks up to the first jail room*

Karana: Are you Rayman?

"Rayman": No.

Karana: Are you Rayman?

"Rayman" 2: No.

Karana: Are you Rayman?

"Rayman" 3: No.

Karana: Are you Rayman?

"Rayman" 4: No.

Karana: THIS ISN'T WORKING!

"Rayman": (while trying to pick the lock) I'll say...

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Globox: *sees a frozen Rayman* I doubt that could be him.

Rayman: Globox!! It IS me! Help!

Globox: Must be a traced version for ice sculpterists try to cheat their way to fame.

Rayman: GLOBOX!

Subject: Re: Skullboard Prison (Original) Fri Sep 14, 2007 9:02 pm

*One Hour Later...*

SM52595: Okay...So 52% says they're Rayman. What now?

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Globox: Wait a minute. How do I know it was you?

Rayman: You're allergic to Plum Juice.

Globox: *happy* Rayman! It is you! But how did you end up like this?

Rayman: You don't want to know.

*Outside, the Hoodstormers arrive*

Subject: Re: Skullboard Prison (Original) Fri Sep 14, 2007 9:11 pm

Other Raymen: I KNOW STUFF ABOUT YOU, TOO! YOU'D BE SURPRISED BY THE STUFF YOU CAN FIND ON THE INTERNET!

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Globox: I made up my mind. This is the REAL guy. *points at Rayman*

Rayman: Nice try posers. I think you guys are just Ubisoft Interns.

Subject: Re: Skullboard Prison (Original) Sat Sep 15, 2007 6:06 am

Criminal:Dude..Did you get what i wanted?

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Globox: Don't you think I need to find the key--

Guard: HEY!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?! SECUr--*Globox smashes him with a brick* Twinkle twinkle little... *faints*

*Globox grabs the keys and unlocks Rayman's cell. Rayman jumps out*

Rayman: Thanks Globox.

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