Quahog (Family Guy)

Quahog is part of Rhode Island. What this town includes is Spooner Street, The Drunken Clam, and even other places.

*Peter, Lois, and Brian are in their home.*

Peter: Oh my god, I'm in a roleplay forum! This is more sweeter than Eddie Murphy and Will Smith try to duke themselves out in a gladiator shtick!

*Eddie and Murphy are stabbing each other with their spears and swords while blurting out the funny jokes.*

Stewie, Chris, and Meg appear.

Stewie: Oh, god. Another place that I have to deal with Lois...THAT'S IT!

Stewie runs up the stairs into his room and begins plotting.

Chris: I feel weird. Why are we text?

Book: You get used to it.

Lois: Chris, please don't break the fourth wall.

The Fourth wall falls on Lois.

Stewie runs down the stairs.

Stewie: (@Brain) I found the perfect solution! Making the fourth wall fall down on...

Stewie notices that The fourth wall is already on Lois.

Stewie: darn IT!

Stewie runs back up the stairs.

Meg: ...Why is Stewie in such a rush?

Peter: I'm sure he going to the bathroom. I think he had diarrhea. Must be the prune flavored baby food I must've fed him.

Chris: ...I'm bored. Why hasn't dad said anything?

Peter: Well, for your information, I got a raise from the Pawtucket Brewery. But I was fired after that. This sucks worse than the time I press the reset button.

*Peter's Flashback when he reset his Tamagotchi toy with his pen. Mr. Resetti pops up. Deal with it Zecronno. He's going to haunt you.*

Mr. Resetti: RAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHH!! IDIOT!! I SAID NO RESET!!!

Peter: *bashes Mr. Resetti with a shovel* STOP SCARING ME, MEG!!!

Meg wears a scary mask. She stands behind Peter.

Peter: Nice try. *pulls out a shovel.*

Brian: You were saying?

Peter: Oh right. Now I'm looking for a new job that pays better.

Lois: Well, I hope you'll find one, Peter. Anyway, the kids except Stewie needs a job too. Kids, while your father is looking for one, what are you looking for?

*Peter and Brian leaves with their car.*

Chris: Wait, a job?

Meg: Since when?

Lois: I don't know. I think the you-know-whos like to see this.

Chris: Who?

Loud Echoing Voice: ME. HEED HER COMMANDS SLAVES.

Meg and Chris look around to see who is the voice.

*Adam West is talking into a Water Bottle*

Adam West: (Echoing) Hi.

OOC: I CALL HIM.

*Peter Griffin and Brian Griffin arrived back home.*

Lois: Back so soon?

Peter: Man, none of the jobs are avaliable!! What is this, kick the Griffins out day?

A parade celebrating "National Kick the Griffins Out Day" marches by.

Peter: Oh crap. Me and my big mouth!!

Stewie jumps on Peter.

Stewie: You fat piece of crup! Stop standing there like an idiot and do something before I rip out your ears and use them as ash trays!

Brian: Uh.. Stewie? Just let Peter go.

Peter: *pouts* I don't wanna!

Brian: What? Peter--

Peter: I want my cookie!

Brian: ..Sigh.. What flavor?

Peter: BUTTERFINGER.

Brian: You're kidding me. There is no flavor about Butteringer cookies.

Peter: Well maybe because they haven't invented them yet!!!

Stewie chops off one of Peter's thumbs, puts butter on it, puts it on a cookie, then shoves it in Peter's mouth.

Peter: AAAAAAAHHH! MY THUMB!!!! *falls down and start bawling*

*Brian angirly goes over to Stewie*

Brian: What the hell did you do that for?!

Stewie: He wanted a butterfinger cookie. So I gave him one.

Brian: Butterfingers are not thumbs that are buttered, they're chocolate bars with crunchy peanut butter inside. And you just cut off Peter's thumb. Great, now we'll have to go to a different hospital because this day forbids us from going to our own.