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Toon King 2 Lifetime Ban
Posts : 1558 Join date : 2007-09-22 Age : 40 Location : Crescent City, CA
| Subject: London, England (Real Life) Fri May 30, 2008 5:18 pm | |
| This city has alot of Places- I'm talking the Buckingham Palace, Baker Street, Braniac Corp. (But I'll register that separately), And even the British pub where Dr. Bunhead goes to, even when not allowed to. So you may always stop by here whenever you want to. ... or don't. I don't give a care. | |
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Alexander von Koopa just FALCO' PAAAUUUUUUUUNCH'd your post!
Posts : 8616 Join date : 2008-01-21 Age : 115 Location : Where I am
| Subject: Re: London, England (Real Life) Thu Jun 12, 2008 9:07 pm | |
| A time portal opens in London as Jack the Ripper steps out. | |
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Sockie Star-Wanna Be
Posts : 12346 Join date : 2007-10-18
| Subject: Re: London, England (Real Life) Thu Jun 12, 2008 11:52 pm | |
| Several young people walk by Jack the Ripper, saying "homie", "yo", and other terms that would be unfamilar to a person from the 1800s. | |
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Alexander von Koopa just FALCO' PAAAUUUUUUUUNCH'd your post!
Posts : 8616 Join date : 2008-01-21 Age : 115 Location : Where I am
| Subject: Re: London, England (Real Life) Fri Jun 13, 2008 11:03 am | |
| It's at "Fo Shizzle" that Jack draws the line. He pulls out his trademark really big knife and slices open the belly of one of the kids. I can't go into more detail than that or I'd disturb the chilluns, but the kid is now dead. | |
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Sockie Star-Wanna Be
Posts : 12346 Join date : 2007-10-18
| Subject: Re: London, England (Real Life) Fri Jun 13, 2008 3:16 pm | |
| The other kids run off, screaming. | |
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Alexander von Koopa just FALCO' PAAAUUUUUUUUNCH'd your post!
Posts : 8616 Join date : 2008-01-21 Age : 115 Location : Where I am
| Subject: Re: London, England (Real Life) Fri Jun 13, 2008 3:19 pm | |
| Some cops notice the kids running by. Cop 1: I say, old bean! Why do you think those young cheese knives are running in fear? Cop 2: It's probably just a new game and such, what what! Cop 1: Quite! Jack the Ripper then walks past the cops, who somehow don't notice. | |
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Sockie Star-Wanna Be
Posts : 12346 Join date : 2007-10-18
| Subject: Re: London, England (Real Life) Sun Jun 29, 2008 5:34 pm | |
| Knight Man enters the topic and sets up a base in the middle of the city. Various people watch in shock. | |
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Alexander von Koopa just FALCO' PAAAUUUUUUUUNCH'd your post!
Posts : 8616 Join date : 2008-01-21 Age : 115 Location : Where I am
| Subject: Re: London, England (Real Life) Mon Jun 30, 2008 4:26 pm | |
| Jack sees the base and, due to an incredible misundertanding, thinks it to be the Police HQ. | |
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Sockie Star-Wanna Be
Posts : 12346 Join date : 2007-10-18
| Subject: Re: London, England (Real Life) Mon Jun 30, 2008 7:13 pm | |
| Some generic robots patrol the outside of the base. | |
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Alexander von Koopa just FALCO' PAAAUUUUUUUUNCH'd your post!
Posts : 8616 Join date : 2008-01-21 Age : 115 Location : Where I am
| Subject: Re: London, England (Real Life) Mon Jun 30, 2008 8:09 pm | |
| Jack: *To self* My, aren't those fancy cops. While thinking of a plan to sneak past them, Jack heads into an alleyway. | |
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Sockie Star-Wanna Be
Posts : 12346 Join date : 2007-10-18
| Subject: Re: London, England (Real Life) Mon Jun 30, 2008 8:12 pm | |
| There is a hobo sleeping in the alleyway. | |
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Alexander von Koopa just FALCO' PAAAUUUUUUUUNCH'd your post!
Posts : 8616 Join date : 2008-01-21 Age : 115 Location : Where I am
| Subject: Re: London, England (Real Life) Mon Jun 30, 2008 8:14 pm | |
| Jack takes the sleeping hobo's clothes (except for his undershirt and underwear, which back in Jack's day, were considered part of your skin. Without them, you'd be nude), eviscerates the hobo (somehow silently), and walks out of the alley dressed as a hobo.
OOC: Ladies and gentlemen, my theory as to how Jack the Ripper got away. | |
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Sockie Star-Wanna Be
Posts : 12346 Join date : 2007-10-18
| Subject: Re: London, England (Real Life) Mon Jun 30, 2008 8:16 pm | |
| The generic robots are now having a meeting to discuss how they can differ themselves and no longer be "generic". | |
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Alexander von Koopa just FALCO' PAAAUUUUUUUUNCH'd your post!
Posts : 8616 Join date : 2008-01-21 Age : 115 Location : Where I am
| Subject: Re: London, England (Real Life) Mon Jun 30, 2008 8:18 pm | |
| Robot #Filler: I was thinking we could wear silly hats. Jack walks past the robots. | |
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Sockie Star-Wanna Be
Posts : 12346 Join date : 2007-10-18
| Subject: Re: London, England (Real Life) Mon Jun 30, 2008 8:20 pm | |
| Robot: #Filler2: But that would only work if we each wore a completely different silly hat. Meanwhile, the fortress door is open. | |
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Alexander von Koopa just FALCO' PAAAUUUUUUUUNCH'd your post!
Posts : 8616 Join date : 2008-01-21 Age : 115 Location : Where I am
| Subject: Re: London, England (Real Life) Mon Jun 30, 2008 8:24 pm | |
| Robot #Filler1: Well, there's no shortage of silly hats in the world! Jack notices and, getting an idea to "show the peelers what for", enters the fortress. | |
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Sockie Star-Wanna Be
Posts : 12346 Join date : 2007-10-18
| Subject: Re: London, England (Real Life) Mon Jun 30, 2008 8:26 pm | |
| A Sniper Joe is standing in front of Jack. | |
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Alexander von Koopa just FALCO' PAAAUUUUUUUUNCH'd your post!
Posts : 8616 Join date : 2008-01-21 Age : 115 Location : Where I am
| Subject: Re: London, England (Real Life) Mon Jun 30, 2008 8:26 pm | |
| Jack: Pardon, good squire. Where perchance would the constable of this station be? | |
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Sockie Star-Wanna Be
Posts : 12346 Join date : 2007-10-18
| Subject: Re: London, England (Real Life) Mon Jun 30, 2008 8:28 pm | |
| Sniper Joe: You mean the boss? Oh, he's in a room up ahead. Not that I'll let you by or anything, though. | |
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Alexander von Koopa just FALCO' PAAAUUUUUUUUNCH'd your post!
Posts : 8616 Join date : 2008-01-21 Age : 115 Location : Where I am
| Subject: Re: London, England (Real Life) Mon Jun 30, 2008 8:29 pm | |
| Jack: Oh, what a shame. I guess he'll miss his free hobo back massage. Jack starts to walk out of the fortress. | |
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Sockie Star-Wanna Be
Posts : 12346 Join date : 2007-10-18
| Subject: Re: London, England (Real Life) Mon Jun 30, 2008 8:38 pm | |
| The Sniper Joe runs in front of Jack. Sniper Joe: WAIT! We might be able to get something arranged! | |
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Alexander von Koopa just FALCO' PAAAUUUUUUUUNCH'd your post!
Posts : 8616 Join date : 2008-01-21 Age : 115 Location : Where I am
| Subject: Re: London, England (Real Life) Mon Jun 30, 2008 8:38 pm | |
| Jack: Fascinating. Please continue. | |
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Sockie Star-Wanna Be
Posts : 12346 Join date : 2007-10-18
| Subject: Re: London, England (Real Life) Mon Jun 30, 2008 8:41 pm | |
| The Sniper Joe walks up to a door labeled "Emergency Shortcut to Knight Man". Sniper Joe: Right this way. | |
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Alexander von Koopa just FALCO' PAAAUUUUUUUUNCH'd your post!
Posts : 8616 Join date : 2008-01-21 Age : 115 Location : Where I am
| Subject: Re: London, England (Real Life) Mon Jun 30, 2008 9:19 pm | |
| Jack: Well, I'm not so familiar with this place, so you go first, old boy. | |
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Sockie Star-Wanna Be
Posts : 12346 Join date : 2007-10-18
| Subject: Re: London, England (Real Life) Mon Jun 30, 2008 10:07 pm | |
| The Sniper Joe opens the door, revealing a very long hallway. He then starts walking down it. | |
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