Kitchen Island (Wario Land)

Bobo flies up to Wario.

*Wario attempts to trick Bobo by..*

Wario: PULL MY FINGER!!

*Creating a nuclear fart explosion on S.S. Teacup.*

Bobo collapses.

Wario: *Throws Bobo off the ship* Have a rotten day!! BAH HAH HAH HAH HAH! *enters Syrup's Castle, but ponders about Magical World* I don't know was that girl, but I should thank her for saving me. But she ain't taking my gold! *stops pondering* Alright Syrup!! Show your haggily self!

A giant, mechanical Pirate Goom falls in front of Wario, with Captain Syrup inside.
Captain Syrup: You called?

Wario: I warned you not to steal my hard earned treasure, but did you listen? Nooooooooooo!! Now Wario is going to crush-a-you for the thing you did!!

Captain Syrup: No, I'm going to crush you.

Wario: Then who?

Captain Syrup:...What? Did you even hear me?

Wario: Nevermind, let's fight!

The Mecha Goom shoots rockets from it's giant spear.

*Wario jumps over the rocks and rams Mecha Goom.*

But there are no rocks, so the rockets hit Wario.

Wario: I DESPISE MY AUTHOR SO MUCH THAT HE FAILED SPELLING!! *Picks up Mecha Goom and throws it off.*

The Mecha Goom steps on Wario.

*Wario lifts up Mecha Goom's foot and gets away from him. He rams Mecha Goom.*

Mecha Goom repeatedly steps on Wario.

*Wario picks up Mecha Goom and throws him at the wall.*

Mecha Goom comes back and steps on Wario some more.

*Wario rolls away. He goes around Mecha Goom and rams him from behind.*

Mecha Goom turns around and shoots more rockets.

*Wario flees from the rockets.*

Mecha Goom shoots lasers from it's eyes.

*Wario dodges the lasers. He rams Mecha Goom.*

Mecha Goom collapses.