Springfield (The Simpsons)

Karasz: ... *wakes up* Am I ok?

Dr. Hibbert: *laughs* Of course! Thanks to the Anti-Parasite injection, you'll be safe from poisoning.

Karasz: Oh thanks doc!!

Dr. Hibbert: But you may be suffered by some side effects. Such as a common cold.

Karasz: *sneezes* Now he tells me.. X_X;

Dr. Hibbert: Otherwise, you're fine.

*Karasz leaves the operation room with Homer waiting for him*

Homer: Hey, hows the operation?

Karasz: Good, but Charles is SO going to be sorry for injecting that damn parasite in me!! *whips out his Power Sword* Come on, Homer, we're gonna find him and kick his ass for good.

Homer: But what about Krusty's betting money?

Karasz: Oh yeah. We'll take care of it first.

*Homer and Karasz heads back to the Legitimate Businessmen's Social Club, as they try to enter*

Louie: What do ya want?

Karasz: We're here for Krusty's money you just "borrowed."

Louie: What, you want to get the clown his money back? Forget it. We won, fair and square.

Homer: Look you, we want the money and we want it now. Oh yeah, and we need some nachos while we're at it.

Louie: Is that so?

Karasz: Look, just give us Krusty's money right now.

Louie: I'm afraid you'll have to speak to Fat Tony first.

Homer: O_O Eep.

*Louie escorts Karasz and Homer to Fat Tony's office*

Joey: Here are the two gentlemen who came for the clown's money.

Fat Tony: My, ain't we a sneaky ones, aren't we? Well, if you really wanted the money so bad, perhaps we could offer you a task.

Karasz: ..What kind of task?

Fat Tony: Perhaps we could tell you about the task... We, the gentlemen of the Legitimate Businessmen's Social Club, are in need of some people who are chosen to get, how should I say... exterminated.

Karasz: YOU WANT ME TO PUT THE HIT ON SOME INNOCENT CITIZEN?!

Homer: Ahh!! *covers Karasz's mouth* Shhhhh!!

Fat Tony: And this is an offer you can never refuse.. First, we got three people to be whacked... Here are the photos. *gives Karasz the three photos.*

Karasz: Hmm..

*There are photos of three people..*

*The first photo is Milhouse*

Homer: Isn't that Bart's dorky friend? Oh I hope they put a whack on Patty or Selma.. Or both!!

*The second photo is Cletus*

Homer: D'oh!!!

*The last photo is...*

Karasz: LIGHT?! But.. Why?! What did she do?! *frightened*

Fat Tony: She didn't give us the money to pay off our debts.. If you don't whack her, then we'll put the hit on you two.

Karasz: ...I don't have a choice.. We'll do it.

Fat Tony: A wise decision..

*Karasz and Homer goes outside*

Karasz: I can't kill Light.. I love her..

Homer: Hey, we have to make sacrifices. Like I sacrificed my donut to fill in my belly.

Karasz: Ok... First we gotta find Milhouse.

Homer: Oh he's usually at the Springfield Elementary with Bart.

*Mesprit leaves the topic*

*At the Springfield Elementary...*

Bart: Heh heh heh, *tries to make a graffiti on the Springfield Elementary wall by writing "El Barto"* *flees*

*Principal Skinner noticed the graffiti*

Prinicipal Skinner: El Barto, when I find you, you will be sorry...

Karasz: *in the bush* Ok... we can't let Milhouse see us.

Homer: Right. If he see us, he'll cry home to his mommy.. But I can't let the boy see me like this!!

Karasz: Bart?

Homer: Uh huh..

Karasz: Relax. He won't see us.

*Bart passes the bush where the two are*

Bart: Hey Homer. Hey Karasz.

Homer: Hey Bart-- D'OH!!

Bart: Whatcha doing hiding in the bushes?

Homer: You see, when Daddy is hiding in the bushes, this is called camoflauge. And camoflauge protects us from bullies.

Bart: Cool, that'll protect me from getting my lunch money stolen! Thanks dad! *runs and hides in the other bush*

Nelson: Where's that Bart Simpson!? I need lunch money!!

Bart: (Thank you nature of disguise.)

*Mesprit comes back into the topic*

Karasz: Hey, Mesprit. How are you doing? And if this is about hiding in the bushes.. We're umm............

Homer: Making a documantry about elementary school.

Mesprit: DID YOU SAY MOCKUMENTRY?! I LOVE THOSE THINGS! =D

Karasz: Oh whatever. We're looking for a boy named Milhouse. And we need to... umm... *to Homer* Oh I give up. I can't kill the innocent. We gotta make them fake their own death.

Mesprit: Pick me! Pick me!

Homer: Alirght, what can you do?

Mesprit: Change his emotions, making him fake his death?

Homer: Ooh! Ok! Let's do it.

*In the Springfield Elementary, Milhouse is just walking through the hallway*

Milhouse: I don't wanna be late for class. I can't stand it!

*Mesprit goes in front of him, disguised as a police officer*

Mesprit: FAKE YOUR DEATH. OR ELSE.

Milhouse: AAAAHH!! Ok! Please! I'll do anything! Just don't take me to jail!! *sobs and fetal position*

*Karasz appears wearing a Sideshow Bob Costume and bashes Milhouse, unconcious*

Karasz: Shhh.

Homer: *wearing Barney the Dinosaur costume* Is he knocked out?

Karasz: Yeah.

Homer: He he he he! ^_^ *places ketchup on Milhouse's head and chest, and place a knife on it*

*Bart noticed Karasz and Homer wearing a costume*

Bart: AAAAAAAAAAAHHH!! SIDESHOW BOB!

Karasz: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!! BART SIMPSON!!!

Homer: I love you! You love me! We all

*Bart and Karasz screams away in opposite direction*

Homer: And now to make proof. *whips out a camera and snapshots.* He he he! *walks out of the school*

Mesprit: Am I done yet?

OOC: If Yuping posts this, I set up a classic trap on him. A mouse trap.

Karasz: Yeah. For some reason, Bart freaked out about my costume. What made him so scared like this?

*Meanwhile*

Bart: *to Ralph* I swear, he killed my best friend Milhouse! And now he's about to kill me too!

*Milhouse wakes up and goes to Bart*

Bart: Milhouse? Oh thank god you're not dead. Wait. If that isn't Sideshow Bob, then..... Who is that guy?

Milhouse: I don't know, but we better find out!

*Bart and Milhouse sneaks out of school and starts snooping*

Mesprit: Woohoo! *Takes off the disguise*

Homer: Our next person on the list is Cletus.

Karasz: Ok. Let's try it. Reason I hate him is because he's annoying.

*Homer and Karasz sneaks in the bush. Bart and Milhouse are in the different bush*

Bart: Why would dad be snooping at the Slack-Jawed Yokel's house?

Milhouse: I don't want to know! Let's get back before--

Bart: Shh!

Cletus: Hey Brandine! Look what I got! More roadkill for the youngins.

Karasz: *whips out a slingshot and shoto at Cletus's head, knocking him out*

*Homer attempts to add ketchup on Cletus's back; snapshots him.*

Homer: Two down, one to go.

Karasz: ...

Homer: What?

Karasz: I can't. I don't want to kill Light.. It's bad enough we got two people to make them fake the death. I need a moment to think. *goes to the Simpson's house with Homer*

Bart: So that's why you were playing dead Milhouse! And he's about to kill his own wife!!

Milhouse: Oh god! You mean it's more like a violent related divorce?!

Bart: Actually, yes.

Milhouse: We gotta find her! But we don't know what she looked like, Bart.

Bart: I known her since last time. Now come on. We gotta find Light before it's too late. *leaves topic with Milhouse*

Darkrai Koopa wrote:

Yuping wrote:

OOC:Sorry..Being offline aint no good reason for me. You guys post when im offline so no.Im not going to follow your line.

OOC: Shut your freakin' mouth. I asked Karasz to tell you. And we post just because you don't ask us not to. >.> So shut up, you n00b. Sorry, and no, I'm not saying sorry for flaming, I'm saying sorry for having a life. -.-

OOC:

Listen you. I post because i like to roleplay.And being offline i mean yeez..

If everyone on this forum told you you shouldnt post because they would be gone for 60 years.Would you do that? I wouldnt..So no.I dont do what you tell me to.Even if you ask Karasz to tell me. Oh..And you should get some Anger management..So silly.You tell me to get anger management when You are the one who needs it.

Karasz wrote:

*Karasz is breathing heavily and may die. Dr. Hibbert sends Karasz in the operating room that Dr. Nick is in*

Dr. Nick: Hi everybody!!

Dr. Hibbert: Hello Dr. Nick!

Dr.
Nick: Ha ha ha, seems like we got a little buggy problem eh? I know
just a perfect sure. *whips out a needle shot that saids
"Parasite-B-Gone" and injects it in Karasz's bloodstream, and kills the
parasite*

OOC:Uhhh..The parasite wasnt supposed to die..
Whatever.

IC:

*But before the Parasite was removed it had Injected Parasite eggs into Karasz body.And so new parasites were born from the eggs and continued with the poisoning*

Baby parasites:Die!

OOC: Alright, you can stop making hate rents Yuping. Please, we don't want a flaming deathmatch and stuff. Let's just get back to the roleplaying and less the argument.

Homer: How was I suppose to know that the parasite was female?!

Karasz: *kneels down; poisoned* Help..... *breathes heavily*

Homer: I know. I need an antidote!! <_<

OOC:Flaming deathmatch?I did no such thing..I just pointed out some things she should have clear

IC:

Baby parasites:Hihahah!You shall perish!Our leader has given us strict orders!

*Suddenly.All the baby parasites evolve into regular Parasites*

Parasites:NYAH!*All parasites put their claws into his neck which stings Karasz.Hard*

Homer: Ahh!! Not again!! Stupid parasites. Afraid of dying?!! *shoves a bug spray on Karasz's mouth, which he forced him to eat it*

Karasz: X_X No.. you idiot.. *knocked out*

Homer: I made it worse didn't I?

Parasite: You sure did! Today, Karasz; tomorrow, THE WORLD!!

Homer: Uh...

Ned: Hey Homer. You havin' some bug trouble already? The only way to get rid of the stinky-diddly-bugs out is by finding an exterminator--

Homer: Shut up Flanders!! *goes to the Simpson's house with Karasz*

Marge: Homer, why weren't you at work?

Homer: My friend is dying and I don't know what to do!! How can things get any worse!!?

Marge: Well, you could ask-

Homer: Did that, but didn't work. This damn parasite keeps slowing us down.

Parasite: Screw you, fat ass!!

Homer: Why you LITTLE!! *strangles Karasz* I'LL TEACH YOU NOT TO CALL ME NAMES!!!

Parasite:Aha!His life is at a critical health point!Good going men!

*All Parasites do 3 rapidly stings.One sting is like 10 bee stings.And There are 5 parasites..Thus.10*5 = 50 50*3= 150.150 bee stings!*

Parasite:Alright...*Checks heart beats.And it goes at the speed of 300 Beats per second.Dangerous*

Alright men!Just continue stinging and injecting the poison!

Marge: Homer you're making it worse!!

*Karasz vomits on Santa's Little Helper*

Santa's Little Helper: YIPE!! *flees*

Marge: You better call in the profession or else the parasite will start infesting our house.

Homer: What?

Marge: You brought him here, so there's a risk of those disgusting things crawling out of his mouth, and infest everything we possess! *thinks* I think his cellphone might be the answer to our problems. Let's see if one of the contacts are a professional of extraction. *uses Karasz's cellphone to call Charles, which she chose* Hello? I think we got a problem. Ya see, my friend was infected by the P-A-R-A-S-I-T-E-S. Yes. We'll pay in checks. Right. Ok, please hurry! *hangs up*

Homer: I could've thought of that!

Marge: >_> Mmmrrrrrrrfffff!!

*Charles enters topic holding Arcon*


Charles:I want you to destroy that Karasz dude there!!


Arcon:Okie.....*Arcon concentrates his DIE! attack on Karasz*

Charles:As for now.I must command my parasites!

Parasites:*On cellphone* Ok sir.Yes sir..Yes..No...Yes..Thank you..Goodbye!*Hangs up*

Guys.It seems as soon as we kill this guy were fired.He found the ultra para zite poison injectors in a shop.Were through..Anyways..Lets finish the job!!

*Maggie defends Karasz with her... medival shield?!*

Marge: Look, just call off the infection! He didn't kill your best friend! Someone must've framed him!