Springfield (The Simpsons)

Mario: There's more coming along!!

Peach: Look out!!

*Flying Doomships appear blasting several buildings with their cannons*

Moe: Goddamnit!! I swear, if this happens again, I'll kill myself.

Herman: My military weapons are destroyed!!!

Krusty: AHH!! My studio is ruined!!!

Mayor Quimby: Damn it! My loves are in the building!!

Pauline: *@Mario & Peach* Don't look at me, I'm not the one who built those Metal Koopas NOR the Doomship!

Mario: What Metal Koopas?

*The idiot club are in a different part, and they start playing Poker*

*Meanwhile, the Koopa Troopas beat up the idiots*

*Palkia whips them out of the topic*

Pauline: The Metal Koopas that my Science Rival, Plantium, created, My beloved Mario!

Citizen: DON'T YOU KNOW THERE IS AN INVASION HERE?!

Palkia & Dialga: No.

*Omega Catches the Idiot Club with his 2 Idiot Balls. & the Idiot Balls are strong against them*

Omega: Idiots... COMPLETELY CAPTURED!! *frees Darkrai by Unlocking the Cage with his mini laser & Grabs Darkrai out of the cage* Darkrai Rescue COMPLETE! *Distroys the cage with his missles*

Ruby: *talks Through the Walkie Talkie to Shadow* It's okay, Shady, ol' pal! Omega already took care of this... idiot problem. But now, there's an invasion going on & we need your help to stop it! Platinum Zilla & my Daughter Rouge are already damaged so we have to get your help on this!

Pauline: Mario, Honey, try this Anti-Metal-Ray! That will work against the Metal Koopas & their Doomships! *Gives Mario the Anti-Metal-Ray & kisses him in the lips again*

*Palkia and Dialga break from the balls and whip Omega for interrupting the plot*

OOC: Not to mention the key is still in the LOCKED jar. And it's the only way to get him out.

Omega: *@OCC* E-123 Doesn't Care! *Omega Broked the Jar with his missles, grabbed the Key, unlocked the cage & freed Darkrai & also destroyed the Cage* Darkrai... Rescue... COMPLETED! *Shoots Cuff lasers at Palkia & Dialga* Pokemon Capture Complete! FOR REAL!!

*The GUN Military take Palkia, Dialga & the rest of the idiots to Prison Island*

Ruby: That's the last time we saw those Idiots!

*They break out of the balls, put Darkrai back in the cage, and whip Omega AGAIN for interrupting the plot*

OOC: If you attempt to do that again, i'm gonna scream.
1. No one said where the key is.
2. Stop. Just stop.

IC:

Dialga: I'm just gonna pretend like that never happened.

Omega: Idiots who abuse the Government must be ELIMINATED!!

Ruby: YOU heard the robot, Idiots! You idiots let Darkrai Go *Summons the whole army of GUN Soldiers* or be EXECUTED for Government Abuse! IT'S OVER!

Dialga: What a waste of our time. Leave us alone. C'Mon, Palkia, let's get out of this dump.

*The Idiots leave the topic with Darkrai*

GUN General: *Through Walkie Talkie* Shadow, do you have a feeling there is trouble in Space Colony ARK?

Peach: But there aren't any Metal Koopas! Look!!

*Rocky Wrenches and Hammer Bros are in the Doomship. Meanwhile...*

Benny: Benny have no time for shenannigans. You, fat boy, come with korean kid now!!

Lisa: I think he wants you to go with him. Your co-workers need your help.

Homer: But I can't leave you here!!!

Lisa: We'll try our best to stop the invasion!!

Homer: Can I hijack Flander's car?

Lisa: e_e; Why not borrow Aunt Patty and Selma's?

Homer: Ok. *heads to Patty and Selma's apartment with Benny*

Selma: Go away. And take your ugly korean twerp with you.

Benny: Look who talkin, ugly whore!!

Patty: This kid is getting on our nerves.

Homer: Can I borrow your car?

Patty: I'll give you my car if you prevent that bastard from touching me.

Homer: Done. *heads in Patty's car with Benny and drives out of the topic*

Omega: I must stop those damn Idiots from Hell. *Leaves Topic*

Platinum Zilla & Rouge: DONT GO ALONE YOURSELF, OMEGA!!

Ruby: No! Your damages need to heal & it's going to take days before your damages are recovered! Just lay off for a while & you'll be fine! *Flies out of the Topic*

Rouge: Father's wright! Why wing keeps hurting every time I move it anyway! *Leaves Topic*

Platinum Zilla: Where are we going to next, Rouge? Your Mom's D-Lish Palace? *Leaves Topic*

Beauty: .....Why hasn't Bojiggler done anthing in the last few pages, or did Author Koopakirby Miss something?

Baby Bowser: I'll walk! *Gets off the broom and Runs to Mario*

BoJiggler: I am well calm and gentle to all. THAT'S WHY I HATE FIGHTING!! *beats up the Koopa Troopas and Goombas*

Hammer Bro: IF HE HATES FIGHTING, WHY IS HE DOING IT ANYWAY?!

Beauty: Get them BoJiggler!

Torpedo Girl: *Rams BoJiggler* NO JOKES! EVEN AS FUSION YOU STILL MAKE JOKES!!

*BoJiggler kicks several Koopa Troopas away*

BoJiggler: The fighting is for the careless! Therefore, I must stop it all!

Marge: Oooh, *flirts with BoJiggler* I bet you get all muscular too when you said something about peace and love. *chuckles*

BoJiggler: Love is my pure essence.. *uppercuts Hammer Bros away* I MUST CHERISH IT!!

*Meanwhile*

Peach: Mario!!! Bowser is approaching us!!

Nelson: Ha ha! You're doomed anyway!!

Mario: Shut up!

*The GUN Soldiers hold Baby Bowser in Costity*

GUN Captain: Take him to Prison Island!

*The Soldiers Grab Baby Bowser & Do So*

Nelson: Ha-- HUH?! Wait, something's wrong!

Kerney: I think we're busted!

Jimbo: Let's get out of here! *flees with Nelson, Kerney, and Dolph*

Kamek: Military idiots!! When that mushroom effect wore off, then they will see Bowser's true terror!

Bowser Jr: But they arrest Papa!!

Kamek: We'll get him out, when we're done dealing with Mario and the Princess!! *whips out his wand and charges up* Say goodbye, Mario and Peach!!!

Peach: I guess this is it Mario.

Mario: X_X It's-a-nice knowing you Princess..

Kamek: Muwhahahahah!!!

BoJiggler* bashes Kamek with his nose hair attack* VIOLENCE STINK!!

Kamek: YOU INTERRUPTED MY MAGIC ATTACK!! *flies away* AAAHH!! You haven't seen the last of me!! *leaves topic*

Don Patch: *dumb* He he he he he he~~

*BoJiggler defused back to Bo-Bobo and Jelly Jiggler, who are square dancing*

Hanpen: The danger has been vanquished!!! Peace has been restored!!!

*The citizens of Springfield came out of the buildings*

Sideshow Mel: The town has been saved!!

Disco Stu: Disco Stu has been reborn!

Barney: *drunk while laying down* Wuuuuuhaaaah...

Apu: My Kwik-E-Mart is safe!! *sees the damage* Once it's repaired, of course.

Comic Book Guy: Great, I must discuss this eventful day to the internet.

Ned: OO-Diddly-OOK!!

*Professor Frink arrives and turns Ned back to normal with his Evolve-O-Zapper*

*Later... at the Town Hall, Peach, Wario, and the five Toads (Red, Blue, Green, Pink, and Yellow) watched as Mario, Bo-Bobo, Don Patch, and Jelly Jigger (who are wearing gold medals) march towards to Mayor Quimby*

Bo-Bobo: *as a princess* Aw you don't have to thank us Mayor! We're just too cute for rewards!

Mario: <_< Mama mia, I kinda wish you cut that out ya silly pasta.

Mayor Quimby: Saviors of Springfield, as mayor, I give you the key to the city. *gives Mario and Bo-Bobo the key* You did a job well done saving the town from those meddling monsters.

Bo-Bobo: Where did the big key fit to?! *didn't fit on a random treasure box*

Don Patch: I think it's this one! *place it on a small locker, but no luck*

Jelly Jiggler: *has a keyhole in his stomache* How about here?

Mayor Quimby: Please don't sabotage the key. It's valuable.

*The citizens cheered for the heroes*