Amity Island

Amity Island is a summer resort town. In recent years it was plauged by shark attacks.

*Otis, Pip, Peck, Pig, and Freddy are relaxing while wearing human clothes, just to avoid getting caught for revealing as talking animals.*

Otis: It's nice to get out of the barnyard and enjoy this relaxing vacation.

Pip: Until something went wrong at least.

Pig: I wouldn't worry. This vacation is perfect! What could possibly go wrong?

*A sexy girl gets in the water and is having a great time.*

A semi-overbearing musical score comes out of nowhere as Jaws swims towards the lady (underwater, so she can't see Jaws).

OOC: What? Jaws is a good movie in some respects, but if you think about it, the music is semi-overbearing.

Peck: Fred, can you spread the lotion on my back?

*Freddy drools as he spreads cooking oil on Peck's back.*

*The sexy girl didn't notice.*

Jaws gets under the sexy girl and bites off all of her except her head.

Sexy Girl: OOOOOOHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Freddy: Who's screaming?

Otis: I think somebody is in trouble!

Man: A SHARK ATTACK!!!!!!!! EVERYONE! OUT OF THE WATER!!

*The beach party people paniced as they swam out of the water.*

Jaws swims back into the open ocean, munching on his meal.

Otis: What's going on here?!!

*Setsuna came.*

Pip: Well, since they said "Shark Attack" I think that is the reason why.

Pig: Also, I feel bad for that girl. She was tasty.

Pip: Oh, so now you're on the shark's side?

Otis: Anyway, the most important part is that nobody saw us as talking anima--

Setsuna: Too late.

Otis: .....*waves hands in front of Setsuna's face.* You didn't see anything. It was only a figment of your imagination.

Setsuna: No. You're talking.

Otis: Oh man, it's no use.

Setsuna: ....*pulls out a picture of Sekai* Have you seen her?

Otis: No, not really.

Freddy: But we did see a terrifying shark who is trying to kill tourists!!!

Otis: What if we get rid of the shark?

Setsuna: Too risky without a boat. There's one right now.

*There is that Nice Boat near the dock as Otis and the gang enters. The Nice Boat sails over to Jaws' territory.*

The Love Boat crashes into the Nice Boat.
Love Boat Captain: That's what you get for ripping us off!

OOC: Huzzah for references to 70s TV Shows.

Otis: Hey! We were trying to kill a shark!!

OOC: Otis is exposed as a talking animal in public.

Love Boat Captain: With what? You don't have any weapons of any kind on that boat!
Horror movie characters are idiots, so none of them notice that Otis is talking.

OOC: And look what you just did to Kotonoha's nicest boat!! ;_;

Otis: He's right. We need a boat with weapons.

*Otis and the gang are now on the WWII boat filled with destructive weapons. Setsuna sees this and facepalms.*

Setsuna: ....I'm not going to comment on this.

The WWII boat is chained to the dock, simply because if it wasn't, it would sink.

*Otis unchains and sails the WWII boat.*

Pip: To the shark or bust!!

The instant the WWII boat is unchained, it sinks.

OOC: What did I just say?

Ferret: RETREAT! RETREAT BEFORE THE SHARK WILL KILL US!!!

*Otis and the gang returns to the beach.*

Otis: Now what are we going to do?

Captain Quint Lookalike: Well, ya could stop failin' so much.

Setsuna: Would it be better if you get a compact boat?

Otis: *headslaps* Oh how could we have been so stupid?!?

*Otis and the gang gets on the big yacht and sails over to Jaws' territory.*

The yacht crashes into the wreckage of the Nice Boat.

Freddy: WHY CAN'T THAT NICE BOAT SINK!?!

Otis: It's a good thing this boat has harpoons. *pulls out the harpoon bazooka.*

Pip: How do you know it's loaded?

Freddy: Give it up! We have to sacrifice somebody in order for the shark to go away!! *Picks up Peck* HERE'S YOUR OFFERINGZ!!!11!!!11oneone--

Peck: Why are you almost talking in l33t speak?

Freddy: Wut? OMGITALKINL33TSP34KLOLOLOLO!!!!!11!!11-

Pig: Teach me how to talk like that. It's amusing!

Though he's a killing machine, Jaws is not completely mindless. That, and the fact that he can't smell meat/blood in the water, makes him not go anywhere near the yacht.

Otis: Ok, the first thing we need to lure him in is to use bait. And I think I know where. *takes out the big steak out of the cooler.* Obvious?

Pig: Eww.. I hope it's not my mother.

Otis: *hooks the steak, which is now on the fishing rod* Of course it's not! *casts the fishing pole, sending the steak into the water.* Now all we have to do is wait for him. And if we got a hit, we reel him in, and hit him with a baseball bat.

Pip: Don't you mean stab him with a harpoon?

Pig: That's for Plan B.

Jaws smells the steak, but notices the hook. So he simply bites part of the steak, yanks the rest off the hook, and eats it before swimming off.

*Otis reels it in and finds nothing.*

Otis: It didn't work! Shoot!!

Pig: I know! Let's trail him in with a trail of cocktail franks! *pulls out a 500 ft rope out of cocktail franks and put it in the water.* Now let's see if he can eat his way here.

If you've ever seen the scene in Jaws with bouys, this isn't the smartest idea. Jaws bites onto the end of the cocktail franks rope and uses it to drag the (broken) yacht through the water violently. The (broken) yacht crashes into several things on the water's surface, but Jaws does not.