Coppertropolis (Original)

*Toniyo came and goes in Karasz's house, which is built.*

Crunch: We're fine, but where's your boyfriend?

Even though Toniyo never left Washington D.C.

Kotonoha: He made a bet with me as the prize. The jerk..

Crunch: Oh he did, did he!?! *pulls out a baseball bat* Well, he is in a world of hurt, when he gets beaten with a bat!!

Hazel-Naut: Or... he could be making up a cheesy excuse to get Sekai back.

Crunch: What you saying?

Hazel-Naut: I know Makoto. It's always the same thing. Cycle of life.

Crunch: <_< That's a bunch of bahooey. You think that Makoto is cheating on Kotonoha?

Hazel-Naut: Yep.

Crunch: *pulls out another baseball bat and give it to Kotonoha* Let's take him to the baseball game. This time, HE'S THE FOUL BALL... Get it? Foul ball? Ha ha ha.

*Toniyo comes out.*

Crunch: Toniyo, wanna go beat up one guy who cheated on her?

Toniyo: No, I'm not in a mood. Leave me alone, OK?

Crunch: Why?

Toniyo: That's none of your concern you know.

OOC: And don't go for that ridiculous Magical Word thing again, because it's getting old already. >_>;

OOC: It's not ridiculous. And its not getting old. You don't have me saying to you, "ANGEL KARASZ IS RIDICULOUS SRSLY ITS GETTIN OLD YEW USE IT 2 MUCH".

IC:

Kotonoha: ...

Toniyo: What's with her?

Crunch: Boyfriend's excuse to..

Toniyo: I heard what you said outside. ...Alright, I'll tell you why was I like that.

Crunch: Yeah?

Toniyo: *explains everything to Crunch about Alanna and Wally.*

Crunch: So Alanna dumped you to get to that frat boy? Not cool man. And she has a same problem as you do. You two fit in the same category.

Toniyo: But... Well... *to Kotonoha* I guess we both have the same problems with love triangles..... *sighs* Love hurts....

Two figures, who were just registered as part of a group listening in on the love hurts bit, grin broadly. Well, they were always grinning, but now their shiny, yet rotten, teeth are visible in the shadows.

Crunch: So anyway..................What now?

Toniyo: During Alanna's relationship with Wally, everytime I think or see that Wally jerk, he's making me more furious. I just hate him...

Kotonoha: You cheated on her, didn't you?

Toniyo: *sad* I felt terrible when I was with Alice... I was such a fool. *sits down* Did you feel depressed when you're cheated too?

Kotonoha: You make it sound like you were the one who got cheated!

Figure 1: Oh, my. Such sadness in their voices.
Figure 2: What ever could be the problem?
The figures step out of the shadows, revealing themselves as two pale humans of average height and weight with blonde hair bordering on white and raggedy clothing (underneath a torn straightjacket).
HF 1: The young lady lost her love, and the young man cheated on his.
HF 2: Oh my, what a very serious problem.
HF 1: If only there were something we could do.
HF 2: But there is something!

Crunch: Who the hell are you two?

Kotonoha: Why does this remind me of a Disney movie?

OOC: The two eels from The Little Mermaid. -.-'

OOC: Bite me. I liked Flotsam and Jetsam.

IC:

HF 1: I am Ein.
HF 2: I am Zwei.
Both: And we are here to help this poor, young child.

Kotonoha: By doing what?

Ein: Come with us, child.
Zwei: We can take you to a man who is wise in the ways of love.

Toniyo: What about me?

Kotonoha: ...Fine.

Ein and Zwei leave the topic, ignoring Toniyo.

Kotonoha follows them.

Toniyo: Kotonoha has been gone for a long time...

Crunch: *gulp* Something tells me that she's in complete danger.

Toniyo: ...Oh my god, you're right! *worried* We gotta go save Kotonoha before something terrible will happen!! Come on guys, we got a damsel in distress to save!! *leaves with Crunch and Hazel-Naut.*

Ashley and Red enter the topic.

TV News Reporter: Jellystone National Park has been contaminated with a terrible toxic gas that forces people to smile insanily.. Scientists believe that it is the work of a grinning mastermind that did this.

Tourist on TV: People were SMILING like crazy! It's like they were forced to do that!!

TV News Reporter: 3, no wait, 8 people has been captured by the doctors. This could be trouble for humanity. And that is the new for today. Have a nice day.

*Gordon runs in.*

Gordon: I can't believe my brothers are forced to be family members to those... twisted people~!! I have brought shame to my brothers.. Most importantly, *pulls out a lock with Miss Crandilly's photo* I even bought shame to Crandilly. *sobs* Ooh hooo hooo hooo why did this happen? Why???

Ashley: Your whining is annoying. Stop it.