Clownface's Keep

The big castle that belongs to the clown kingpin, Clownface. And he's not that funny.

*Clownface is in his grand office. The Spy arrives with the dark book.*

Clownface: One more thing before you do something, my hired spy. How do you like my new castle? Astounding, isn't it?

Spy: It's ashquisite, Clownface. Your underlings have built it very well.

Clownface: Thanks. Now give me that book. *takes the dark book.* Ah... What do we have here? A book that is filled with remarkable secrets.. *opens the book and reads.* Ah.. Ha ha ha.. Excellent. You have done well, Spy. Be off with ya.

Clownface: *uses the Dark Magic Book* Ahem.. Terrible Beast from the Grave Dimension, arise from your prison!!

*Darkness from the book flies into Clownface*

Clownface: That's not what I had in mind!

Voice: Too bad, I dwell in the body of the pathetic idiot who releases me, then I make it my own.

Clownface: That's mutiny!! I command you to get off my face at once!!!

Voice: Muahahahahahaha! Too late for that! *Dark tentacles come out of Clownface's back*

Clownface: GRRRR!!! *sees his tentacles* What the?!

Voice: You're body is becoming mine!

Clownface: You'll pay for this, whoever-you-are!!

Voice: You got your wish! The dark beast is here! It's just at a terrible price! Muahahahahahahahahahaha!

Clownface: Just shut up and take control of me.

*The Dark Beast completely takes control of Clownface's body, transforming it into his own*
OOC: You can control the Dark Beast.

OOC: Why? Just asking.

OOC: Because he is really Clownface, just transformed, plus I don't know what you are going to do with him.

OOC: He'll come after Yoyoyoyo Sr. first.

Clownface: I have become more powerful than ever before!!! Dark Beast, you and I will be partners. Now to test out my powers on my first victim. *leaves the topic.*

*Gary enters topic, takes the dark book, and leaves topic*

*Clownface is back to the topic. The Minjo Mafia and the invisible Ninjas from Yoshi's Island came.*

Clownface: What do you people want?

Mongo: I think we need to form an alliance. The Don hears that you must be the Unfunny Kingpin of Crime.

Clownface: You can call me Clownface. But my reputiation might be a bit off ever since my last plans have failed.

Maurice: THE CAKE IS A LIE! A BIG STINKING LIE!

Marvin: When did things go wrong, man?!

*Clownface explains everything.*

Marvin: Sheesh, not doing a good job at this, are ya?

Clownface: So are you three.

Mongo: What did you say to us, wiseguy?! *points his gun at Clownface.*

Invisible Ninja: Clownface-Sama. I have obtained the most powerful weapons I can find. *gives Clown face a bag of MBI Agents' weapons.*

Maurice: WHAT IS THIZZZZZ??!

Marvin: Bada bing bada boom! Weapons! *picks up the Laser Blaster.* We're gonna make a fortune when we sell these!

Clownface: No, it was me who will be getting the gold. And I have a better idea. We can form an alliance, sell the weapons to someone who is bad enough to use them, and we will share the money 50/50. Deal?

Marvin: What are we going to do with the remaining unsold weapons?

Clownface: I haven't planned anything just yet. Enough talk, let's go and find one. *leaves with the Minjo Mafia.*

*Karasz Jr. and the 7 agents arrive.*

Sara:(Hmm there is nothing a can really tell you about this location I have no data on it.)

Clown Thugs: HEY! Look! Intruders!!

*The thugs are coming after the group, but they were killed by Kunari's knives, which Kunari and Benika came.*

Benika: Long time no see, Junior!

Karasz Jr: Guys! What's up?

MBI Agent 1: You know these two people?

Karasz Jr: Yes.

MBI Agent 5: Hey, you two can help us out with the missing weapons?

Kunari: You guys are dealing with Shinobis. They are the masters of invisibility.

Sara(out loud): Shinobis you mean like ninjas?

Karasz Jr: They're professionals who uses the Art of Vanishing.

Benika: So, can we get in?

*The group does so.*

*Sara appears standing on Karasz Jr's shoulder*

Sara: So what are we to expect from them?