Piesville

Another Random Person: (from Karasz's post) SORRY I WAS INSANE FOR A MOMENT

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Alien: ...Nothing. We're making normal pies. Try one. Not all aliens are evil, jerk.

Max: Well you better wash your mouth because it's not polite to insult!

Sam: Oh well, I guess Piesville villager is just crazy anyway.

The aliens walk off angrily.

Max: I should shoot that villager's face off with a gun and shove *picks up a twinkie* this yellow cake down to his @#$%!!!

Poptart-chan: ...

Max: What?

Poptart-chan: Ohhh, nothing! Do you know if there's a nearby hotel here?!

Sam: Don't think there is a hotel here.

Poptart-chan: Awww, darn! Oh well!

*a twinkie shaped van pops out of nowhere*

Poptart-chan: Ohhh, no...it can't be..

Sam: Holy double dazzling ladies that spun out of control! Look at that size of that spongecake!

*the Twinkie van crashes into a large piece of pie and a 4 foot tall boy flies out of it and lands onto Max*

*Poptart-chan slaps her forehead and shakes her head*

Max: Hey! I can see the creamy filling!...HEY! SOMEBODY IS IN THERE!!

Sam: Freeze!! *pulls out his gun.*

*the young boy freezes in horror as he hugs Max's leg*

young boy: I'm sorry!

Poptart-chan: OMGsh you are sooo lame!

Max: Sorry doesn't cut it, you little brat! I should hire a beat'em up guy against your butt and he'll spank you up so bad you'll cry!!

*the young boy cries*
young boy: i'm sorry! *snaps out of it* i mean, *says in a angry voice* I'm Dr.dusto! and you shall pay!!!! Muahahaha!!!! *twinkie monsters run a muck out of the crashed van*

Poptart-chan: Well, looks like we're going to have to get a heart attack or destroy these little trinklets..!

*Sam shoots the Twinklets, but it doesn't effect on them.*

Sam: Damn!! Not even bullets can kill them.

Max: PREPARE TO DIE, BRAT!!! *mauls Dr. Dusto.*

Dr. dusto: *enjoys it* Ooooh, there's no cops around, I'm being raped!!!

Poptart-chan: *takes her Whip of Fire out and whips one of the twinkie monsters with it and the twinkie monster turns into a fried twinkie* hey look, a fried twinkie!

Sam: The boys back home will never believe this.

*Max throws Dr. Dustos off the van and continues to maul him.*

Karasz wrote:

Max: Sorry doesn't cut it, you little @#$% I should hire a pedophile against your @#$% and he'll @#$% you up so bad you'll cry!!

OOC: Good job breaking 4 rules basically with that one post.

OOC: At least it is censored.

OOC: You're still breaking your own rules.

OOC: OK, I edited.

*Dr. Dusto screams and whimpers*

Dr. Dusto: OK! OK! UNCLE! UNCLE! I GIVE! JUST PLEASE, NO MORE! GET YOUR GERM INFESTED HANDS OFF OF MY SEXY BODY!!!!

Poptart-chan: ....Wow

Max: NYAAAHH!!! O_O *hands off.* You're too sexy to get beaten up!! I didn't know.

Sam: Will you give up and come quietly to jail?

Dr. Dusto: hey, uh Maxie-boy, if ya want, later on, maybe we could chat more later on

And okay, SAM! sheesh, but could I get Max's contact information first?