Tortuga (Pirates of the Caribbean)

Drybeard: I'll take you on!! *pulls out his sword and slashes Davy Bones.*

*Davy Bones blocks then slashes*

Psi Guy: Okay, while they are distracted let's take one of their ships.

Sarina: Cool. *to Alanna and Co.* OK! Get in the ship NOW!!

*Drybeard continues to slash Davy Bones.*

*Davy Bones continues to block and slash*
TUZL: Which one?

Toniyo: Drybeard's!

TUZL: Okay. *TUZL, Psi Guy, and their past forms board Drybeard's ship*

*So does Young Sarina and Toniyo.*

Sockie and Baby Sockie do the same.

Drybeard: You shall never take me to your locker, Dave!! *Slashes Davy Bones*

Young Sarina: *to Alanna and Co.* GUYS!!

Alanna, Zec, RC, and their past forms get on the ship, followed by Barbossa, Will, and Elizabeth.

Toniyo: Sail off!!

*Drybeard's ship leaves the topic.*

Drybeard: Wait a minute--- MY SHIP!!! GIVE ME BACK MY SHIP YOU BACKSTABBING STOWAWAYS!!

Davy Bones: I can't believe I'm saying this, but do you want to use my ship to get yours back?

Drybeard: Yes. But first... *Throws Davey Bones out of his own ship* YOINK!! *leaves the topic with Davey Bones' ship.*

Davy Bone's ship appears and docks. Everyone is now free to go to leave the boat/topic.

Davy Bones: Not so fast! Nobody is leaving my boat! You will all become my minions!
*Skeleton pirates appear on the ship*
Davy Bones: Now just let me turn all of you into skeletons.

Elizabeth, Will, Barbossa, Alanna, and Young Alanna get out their swords. Zec takes out his staff. Baby Zec goes below deck again.

*A pirate grabs the wheel and steers the ship far away from Tortuga*
Davy Bones: Now you lose! Defeat me, and the ship collapses! Can you swim all the way back there?
TUZL: Yes.

Barbossa: I can steer the ship back! I just need time!

Barbossa runs up to the Pirate at the Wheel and slashes him.

Toniyo: You traitor!!! *Slashes Davy Bones.*

*Sarina uses Ember Blast to burn Davy Bones.*

*The pirate at the wheel slashes Barbosa*
Davy Bones: You can't kill what is already dead! Nowq just lose your skin and join me! *Slashes Toniyo and Sarina*
Psi Guy: How can we win? We can't kill what's already dead, and defeating him will cause the ship to collapse.

Barbossa parries and slashes the Pirate again.

Barbossa: To win, you bilge rats have to help me take the wheel back!

TUZL: Bilge rats?
Psi Guy: Pirate talk.
TUZL: Oh.

Barbossa: ...You gonna pay attention to the way I be speakin' or you actually gonna fight?

*TUZL, Psi Guy, Pizza Toad, and Tubba Blubba III start attacking the pirates*

Sockie starts blasting random pirates.