Grimace's Lair (Original)

*Theres a monster truck in the garage.*

Grimace: We don't have a monster truck. Or garage. This is, after all, a redone asylum. Why do you ask, brothers and sisters? Are knives, chainsaws, and guns not good enough for you?

*Sekai pulls out her butcher knife and looks at it. She frowned.*

Sekai: Ok, we'll go with that.

Grimace turns to Kotonoha.
Grimace: By any chance, sister, were there any important people who ran away from the chance to join this family?

Tad: Oh I know!! Let's get those stupid cats to join us!!!

There is a knock at the front door.

As usual, the response is part of "Sweet Polly Plunket".

Tad: Brick, Lunk, let's go catch us our neighbors! *leaves with Lunk and Brick.*

OOC: Oh come on, I can't keep saying "brother" and "sister" when they're like that!!

OOC: It was primarily meant for just Grimace, though Kotonoha says it now as well.

As much as I hate knocking down doors, the person at the door does as I tell him to and enters the Lair.

*Crunch and Hazel-Naut pull out their bazookas and points at the person.*

Random Person: Do not shoot, fair people! I am merely but a humble Soothsayer who has come to tell you of a lair far away, where the soul of an ancient and powerful demon resides!

Hazel-Naut: Go away.

Random Person: Aye, but this demon can be of service, and has already been fortold!

The soothsayer then starts to run through the lair.

OOC: Let the Soothsayer pass, Karasz; I talked about this with Reeka.

IC:

Amazed that no one figured out how to get them to open the door without kicking it down, a few Mad Doctors with chainsaws run at the Soothsayer.

The Soothsayer gets scared and grabs his Lire.

*The Chumpy Chumps bring Waffle and Mr. Blik in. They threw the two into the gas chamber.*

Schindler saves them They are hooked up to machines and gas is pumped into them.

Meanwhile, the Mad Doctors rev their chainsaws.

Mr. Blik: I knew it!! THEY WERE USING THIS OLD TEA GAG JUST SO THEY CAN GET THEIR REVENGE ON US!! This gas is so pois-- GACK!

Waffle: POISON?! BLAAAAAAAHHHHH!! *Bangs his head on the wall repeatidly.*

OOC: I'm back...

Soothsayer: Wait! I come to tell you of a powerful demon locked away in a castle far from here!

Sekai: Who cares..

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*Mr. Blik and Waffle are affected by the Grimace Gas. They comes out of the gas chamber.*

Mr. Blik: *wicked laughter* Nye he he he he he he! Brother, you and I are gonna make our lives better!! We are gonna make the whole world OUR family!!

Waffle: Woohoo! World domination!!

Mr. Blik: First we gotta rid rid of that pussbucket soybean out of the lair. He knows too much! BROTHERS!!

*Makoto, Crunch, and Waffle lines up*

Mr. Blik: Get out your heavy artillary, we're cutting him into pieces!!

The chainsaws stop. Meanwhile, none of the unregistered members of the Happy Family join Mr. Blik and Waffle.

Soothsayer: Yes! Atop the great lair of the witch Hagitha, lies the box were she has been sealed away in for centruies! Her power is great, I can say!

Mr. Blik: Do you expect us to believe that?!

Mad Doctor: It's not polite to shut out a visitor, brothers...