Grimace's Lair (Original)

A bunch of Mad Doctors are walking around aimlessly, some humming "Sweet Polly Plunkett".

Rouge walks along, keeping the smile on her face.

Though it's really not as creepy or exact as the forced, creepy smile of the Happy Family members, most are completely insane and don't notice.

Rouge walks up to one of the male Happy Family members.
Rouge: Excuse me, brother, but where's the gas room again? I have a really bad memory.

Generic Member: Oh, just follow the sound of screaming new family members.
In fact, the screaming of the generic humans, Koopas, etc. being forced into the gas room can be heard throughout the asylum. It's usually drowned out by something else, but for convinience, it's not right now.

Rouge heads towards the source of the screaming.

The screaming (naturally) comes from the Gas Room.

Rouge walks into the Gas Room.

Grimace is still there, along with various "new family members" strapped to gas chairs and anyone who hasn't left the Gas Room.

Rouge walks over to the machinery and looks over it.

Grimace looks up and sees Rouge.
Grimace: Can I help you?

Rouge: I'm just making sure there aren't any problems, brother.

Grimace: Hmm... You don't look familiar. Are you a new sister?

Rouge: Uh...yes. I became a sister not that long ago.

*Mr. Blik packs up his possessions and walks towards the exit door.*

Waffle: Mr. Blik? Where ya going?

Mr. Blik: Far away from here! I will not be abused by brother Grimace anymore!! I'm going far away from him as possible.

Gordon: But Mr. Blik, he's going to hurt you for running away!

Mr. Blik: I don't care! He squeezed my heart, and it hurts! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHY I HATE HIM SO MUCH?!

Waffle: He just hate you.

Mr. Blik: Well tell Brother Grimace that he can replace me with a new brother!! GOODBYE AND GOOD RIDDENCE... Oh, and would it be alright if you two come along?

Gordon: But..

Mr. Blik: And besides, he's got a Chinese Chef who makes kitten related cruisine. I will not be offended from all this!

Gordon: Kitten... wait, he's Chinese?! Great gopher, I'm not safe from the cat eating maniacs!!

Waffle: CAT EATERS! I DON'T WANT TO BE LUNCH!!

Mr. Blik: Then we're running away from home!! *runs out of the topic with Gordon and Waffle.*

Ein and Zwei follow the cats out.
Grimace: Well, would you mind doing one little thing for me?

Rouge: And what's that?

Kotonoha looks at Rouge and studies her.

Makoto: (I wonder how is Mr. Blik doing? I'm getting worried about him.) *sees Grimace* (I see... He ran away because of Grimace treating him like a terrible pet. I wish he would be nice to his siblings. It's just not right.)

Grimace: Would you mind getting in one of those chairs for a few minutes?
Grimace points to one of the chairs used when pumping gas into people.
Meanwhile, mind-reading Grammar Nazis come up to Makoto and slap him, followed by mind-reading Logic Nazis.

Rouge: But why, brother?

Grimace: When you get in the chair, I'll pump a little bit of gas into you. Of course, it shouldn't do anything, seeing as how you're my sister.

Rouge: But what's the point, brother?

Grimace: To see if you're not faking. And if you are faking it...
A Muscular Man twice Grimace's size walks into the room behind Grimace and cracks his knuckles.

Rouge: Even if I was faking, wouldn't the gas just make me part of the Family anyway? Why would violence be necessary?