Grimace's Lair (Original)

*Crunch screams like a little girl and runs out of the topic.*

Kotonoha: I would say something that would describe him perfectly at this point, but I can't say it because of the rules, and the fact that he's my brother.

The Fourth wall falls on top of a Mad Doctor.

Mr. Blik: I have to agree with Sister.

Mr. Blik: Boy, I bet Crunch is going to get crushed by a random boulder. Let's say we use a voodoo doll so we can torment him. Or better yet. *pulls out a box of voodoo dolls (make your own, I don't care.)* We don't we torment our own enemies with these!!

Kotonoha waits for Grimace to hurt Mr. Blik again.

Mr. Blik: Whaaaat??

Grimace "accidentally" punts Mr. Blik into the kitchen.

*Mr. Blik runs out of the kitchen*

Mr. Blik: THAT WASN'T VERY NICE, GRANDPA!!

Grimace: ... Brother, did you just call me grandpa?
Grimace whistles and the Mad Chef (who is twice as muscular and big as a Muscular Man) stomps into the room and grabs Mr. Blik by the collar.

*Mr. Blik laughs nervously.*

Mr. Blik: I was just kidding about the whole "grandpa" thing. No hard feelings, eh?

Kotonoha: As much as I'd enjoy Cat Wantons right now, he IS our brother, Grimace.

Mr. Blik: Thanks for supporting for me--

*Two Demkoopas arrives and salute.*

Demkoopa A: We are looking for killers that can kill a certain swordsman. We will be paying $500,000 for the death of this fellow. *pulls out a photo of Karasz.*

Demkoopa B: We're not going to be part of your family, but we do heard about the conversation.

Grammar Nazis slap the Second Demkoopa.

OOC: Wait for Alex.

Two Mad Doctors grab the Demkoopas, strap them to gas chairs, and pump them full of gas.
Grimace: So, let me get this straight. You try to kick brothers and sisters out - twice, mind you - then call me Grandpa and expect there to be no hard feelings?

*The two Demkoopas are now part of the family, but...*

Demkoopa A: We still want you to kill Karasz.

Mad Doctor: Who?

OOC: They never said his name. How do you expect the Happy Family to know who he is?

Kotonoha: Actually, now, I'm suddenly in the mood for cat Wantons.

OOC: Oh how silly of me. ^_^;

Demkoopa A: This guy in the photo is the swordsman named Karasz. And we're looking for the best... brother or sister to exterminate him permanently. Fail, then it's no dough, Joe.

Mr. Blik: HAVE MERCY!!! *angry at Kotonoha* AND I LOST MY RESPECT TOWARDS YOU, SISTER!!

Mad Doctor: Does it look like we need money?

Grimace: MAD CHEF! We're having Chinese tonight.
The Mad Chef grunts and drags Mr. Blik into the kitchen.

Waffle: Mr. Blik! In trouble!! BLAAAAAHHHH!!! STOP HURTING MR. BLIK!! I love him as a brother!!! Well, he is my brother, BUT DON'T TURN HIM INTO DINNER!! *sobs hysterically.*

Demkoopa B: Think of what can you do with the money. You can buy tickets to Las Vegas, a big boat, private jets, and even other things.

Shadow walks up to the Demkoopas.
Shadow: Seeing as how you're both now brothers, you shouldn't really care about this "Karasz".

The Mad Chef ignores Waffle, slams Mr. Blik on a counter, and pulls out a cleaver.

The Mad Doctor turns to Grimace.
Mad Doctor: BROTHER! The new brothers are acting like insurance salesmen!
Grimace turns to the Demkoopas.
Grimace: Do you want to know what we do to insurance salesmen?

OOC: Karasz, in case you haven't figured it out (and knowing you, I wouldn't be surprised), the Happy Family really doesn't care about money.

OOC: And if they are in the Family, they would care more about Adding Karasz into the family than killing him. The Family only uses killing as a last resort.

*Waffle jumps towards the Mad Chef and mauls him. Mr. Blik flees.*

Mr. Blik: I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!! YOU PEOPLE ARE CANNIBALS!!!