Far off from civilization in the bitter isolation of the snowy wilderness, there lies a small town where a group of xenophobic Bob-ombs with Russian accents live in houses shaped like military bunkers. Their mayor is a mustachioed dull green-colored Bob-omb who doesn't take too kindly to non-Bob-ombs. General White apparently lives in one of the bunkers as well, and opperates the town's cann... I mean secret cannon that non Bob-ombs like us know nothing about. Heh heh... pretend you didn't hear that whole "cannon" part.