GoatMilk village (Original)

A village famous for it's great GoatMilk.

The village is basically full of goats...Not many people.

GOATS!!!!

*Mr. Robes appears in the topic.*

Mr. Robes: Where is my cousin?

*Mr. Hobes is in the topic herding his goats*

Mr. Hobes: Move....Move...I SAID MOVE DARNIT! *Points lance at Goat Cottage*

*Sees Mr. Robes*

Mr.Hobes: Ah hello....Wait a....OMGWTFBBQ?!...MAH COUSIN! *PounceHugs Mr.Robes*

*Mr. Robes hugs back.*

Mr. Robes: Glad to see you too, cousin. But why did you need me?

Mr. Hobes: Hmm...Nee-...Oh right...My goats have been acting strange lately...It seems an evil Cyclops lives on the top of that mountain...And he seems to be using some device to turn the land into dark...If we could defeat him perhaps my goats would act normal...Please?

Mr. Robes: Ah I see. I think we should go kill it.

Mr. Hobes: That would be very hard..It seems to be powered by the dark machine itself...If we defeat the machine..The cyclops would build a new one...So if we're quick we may be able to defeat the machine and then the Cyclops ... *Smiles and grabs his lance*

Mr. Robes: Alright!
*Mr. Robes teleports both to the mountain.*

Mr. Hobes: Wow...I didn't know my cousin could use Magic? O.o *Looks confused*

Anyways. The Cyclops and the Machine are in two different places. The Cyclops However..Can rebuild and repair the machine from his location. Which is the reason we need to be quick. The machine is WAAAAAAAYYY over there *Points to the east* ...And the Cyclops lives Over there *Points to the west*

LET'S GO! *Starts walking to the east*

*Mr. Robes scratches his head.*
Mr. Robes: (thinking) How is that possible?
*Mr. Robes then follows his cousin.*

Mr.Hobes: *Breaks the 4th wall and reads thought of Mr.Robes* I bet he uses Telekinesis.

Anyways..We're here ^^ ...*Looks at the gigantic machine and then starts bashing it with his Lance*

*Mr. Robes teleports the machine next to the Cyclops.*
*Mr. Robes then teleports the two men next to the machine.*
Mr. Robes: This should be easier.

Mr. Hobes: Good call *Plants a microBomb on the Machine that slowly sucks out all it's energy , eventually making it self destruct whilst stabbing the Cyclops*

Cyclops:Why you break into my home? I was enjoying soup....*Stomps Mr.Hobes who defends against the huge foot with his lance*

*Mr. Robes is sitting in the Cyclops's chair, as he sips tea, watching the battle.*

Cyclops : Murrr.....*Sucks the last energy from the machine and pounds Mr. Robes who becomes severly wounded from the shock*

Mr. Hobes: Augh!...You got me there...But not even you...Can defeat a goat herder of my caliber *Impales Cyclops eye with lance and drags him to the ground killing him*

Mr. Robes: Now we feast upon his flesh, right?

Mr. Hobes: I doubt it. All the dark energy in his body has poisoned him. It would not be wise to eat him *He says with a sad face*..But im too hungry to resist. *Grabs Eye of cyclops and gulps it down*

*Mr. Robes tears off an arm and starts gnawing on it.*

Mr. Hobes: You are quite strong to cut off an arm just like that. Epic! *Saws off Head with Lance and eats it from top to bottom, brains first*

Mr. Robes: Why thank you, and I'm not hungry anymore.

Mr . Hobes: -Slurps down the brain like spaghetti and muches- Yeah...That was quite a meal...Blurk...I guess we should get going...With the next...Task...Blech...I don't feel so good...Urk...

Mr. Robes: Alright, where to?

Mr. Hobes: Home...I think...Blargh...I really don't feel too well...

Mr. Robes: Well, what do you think is wrong?

Mr. Hobes: The meat...Was Poisoned...As I said before...*Takes Lance and thrusts it into his arm as Black blood comes out of his arm*

See...Black Blood...Augh...