Zora's Domain (Zelda: OOT/Future)

This is Zoras Domain in the future. Ever since the war started alot more guards were added. The Zoras won't let any non-Zoras enter, because they are afraid of them being spys or rebels. They try to have nothing to do with the war so Duplidemon won't attack them.

*After going through several layers of guards TUZL enters topic*
TUZL: Zorel? Is that you?
Zorel: You shouldn't be here.
TUZL: What?
Zorel: You know what you did.
TUZL: You mean leaving for 5 or 6 years?
Zorel: There is that, but mostly the other thing.

TUZL: What did I do?
Zorel: You know, that thing. The one that if the people here know what you did, you will die.
TUZL: Oh, that thing.
Zorel: You have to leave, before anybody finds out.
TUZL: No, not yet.

TUZL: Where's a filler when you need one? *Goes to his house*
Zorok: Who are you?
TUZL: I'm your dad.
Zorok: Really? Mommy always said you were a no good lazy bum who left her to raise me by herself.

FILLAH THE DRILLAH kills himself.

TUZL: She sure sounds mad at me.
Zorok: She is.
TUZL: And I finally return home, and she is still mad.
Zorok: And she hasn't told you about her secret?
TUZL: Secret?
Zorok: Nothing.

PHIL: MAH BOI, SHE CHEATAHD ON YEW!

TUZL: She did?
Zorok: No! Nothing like that!
TUZL: Then what's her secret?
Zorok: She made me promise not tell you, if I ever saw you.
TUZL: She sure sounds mad at me.

TUZL: Well it was good seeing you, but really got to go.
Zorok: But you just got here, please take me with you.
TUZL: I would like to, but your too young for where I'm going.
Zorok: I'm too young to do anything.
TUZL: Don't worry, you'll I'll come back as soon as I'm done. *Leaves house*
Fin: TUZL, that you?
TUZL: Fin? Haven't seen you in forever, but where did you get that armor?
Fin: It's madatory for anybody in the army to wear this armor.
TUZL: You're in the army? I thought you don't like to fight.
Fin: I don't, but we were all drafted.

TUZL: You were drafted into the army?
Fin: Ya, and if you want to leave you better hurry before you get drafted.
TUZL: Not yet, I have something to take care of. *Goes into the shop*
Shopkeeper: Can I help you?
TUZL: I'd like some armor.
Shopkeeper: First, tell me the password. "The pen is mightier than the sword..."
TUZL: "But the trident is mightier than the pen."
Shopkeeper: Ok, you know it, go on in.
*A door appears, and TUZL enters*

Phil begins dancing.

Armor Seller: You here for the armor?
TUZL: Yep.
Armor Seller: You got the money?
TUZL: Yep. *Gives the armor seller the money, and the armor seller gives him the armor, then he puts it on and leaves the topic*

Phil dies.