TUZL and Godot's rematch

OBJECTION!


Absurd. There's only two sets of tracks. Enough for one robot to move up to the Emperor and move away when the murder is done!

OBJECTION!

You are simply looking infront of the emporer, you cannot prove that there was nobody behind him!

I think its absurd that you don't think its possible for more than one robot to have feet like mine.

Bwwwah!? W-what is this!?

You have no proof that denies that RC was simply talking to the emperor, and while he was talking, the real killer came from behind and killed the emeror!

And then i ran off-well, rolled off- to go tell security.

Plus I think Canada's awesome.

Darkling wrote:

But I like Canada. All the idiots who don't like Canada need to burn.

In hell.

I wrote that! See for yourself on the first page of 3737 (the topic).

Well, then...looks like we'll need testimony after all. But first, I'll submit the Autopsy Report.


Date-8/2/08
Subject: Emperor [Name Removed at Request of Canadian Government]
Subject was killed by one stab wound to the heart. Knife at crime scene matches knife wound.

*points to my previous post*

That wasn't Testimony. You weren't called as a witness.

But now, since you have so much to say, would you like to testify?

HOLD IT!

The autopsy report says he was killed on August 2nd, but just a little earlier you said he was killed on the 1st!

OBJECTION!


It says nothing of the sort! That date is when the autopsy was done!

(I really should pay more attention to these things) Forget what I just said.

That's okay, you're not that good at this.

I call the defendant to the stand.

Okay, what do joo want?

Please testify to the attack on the Emperor.

I was talking to the Emperor about how awesome Canada is. Suddenly, something stabbed him. I transformed my hand into a gun and started shooting at it. It started climbing up the walls and I continued shooting it, hence the bullet holes. Went outside, so I chased it out there and it was gone. So I went to alert Security.

So you never saw the thing that stabbed him?

It was moving pretty fast.

Where was the thing when it stabbed the Emperor?

Behind him.

So, were you three the only ones in the building at the time? Weren't there security guards that could have stopped the killer?

I have no idea where they were. Maybe they were captured or something by the killer, or maybe since Canada doesn't really have any enemies there was no Guards.

Now, when you were shooting at the attacker...is this when the flag was all shot up?

Correct.

When the killer started climbing the walls, is this when he dropped the dagger?