Hellfire Park(Future)

*The parents wonder what happened to their kids. The elephant becomes a mime*

More children start to annoy Kamerry, who is now sporting a rather large, bulging, blue vien on her forehead.

Kamerry: I can't take this anymore! Why if I could and I wasn't a light witch, I'd...

A large rock crashes through Kamerry's window, causing the old woman to finally break down and cry.

A Bulldozer (with one of my characters in it) knocks over the rides.

But the power of Big Business fixes everything like new.

But since it doesn't take three seconds to rebuild a ride, the Bulldozer smashes the ride and crushes anyone who tries to rebuild it.

But anything is possible with the power of big business, and therefore no unscripted damage can be done.

The Bulldozer turns to Kamerry.

???: Well, I tried.

Kamerry: Well, it was nice of you to try dearie, but I'm afraid that not even magic works against Big Business! Incidentaly, I'm not quite sure how I'm talking to you since I am having a nervous breeakdown inside my house and you are outside.

Kid 1: PLOT TWIST!

Kid 2: No, plot hole.

Kid 1: What did you just call me?

Kid 2: Look, it's Super Grampa Willie!

Kid 1: Where?

Kid 2 pushes Kid 1 off a cliff before taking off his costume, revealing himself as an executive.

OOC: ?

IC:

???: I have a megaphone, and you're magic.

OOC: ??

IC:

Kamerry: Well in that case...

???: So, how can we get this place back for you? You seem miserable.

Kamerry: I'm afraid after my sister was killed... again, some big business firm swooped down with their bag of money and bought the chasm! Their money is so powerful, that they have become nearly invincible, and as everyone knows, using magic against Big Busniess is like using magic against a dragon; it never works and either or you end up fired.

OOC: You may then be wondering who sold the Chasm since Kamerry was not there...

???: Who sold it?

Kamerry: The only character in the CCRPG that's just full of hot air...

???: TELL MEH!

Kamerry: I did tell you, sort of. Grampa Willie.

???: OH SNAP

Random Kid: If your house is no longer your house, then what did it become? Is it a fun a house? I like fun houses.

A Thwomp falls on the kid.

Kamerry: Yes. I'm afraid that such a large sum of money clouded the poor old man's vision and he ran off with it, allowing whoever is in charge of this place now do whatever he or she pleases.

???: I has a lot of money.

Kamerry: Yes, but I doubt that even all of your financial aide can defeat these goons, it's almost as if they can make their own money!

???: And you can't-HEY, WAIT. I SMELL COUNTERFEIT.

Kamerry: You get used to it dearie, I doubt any of these kids actually bathe.

???: No, no, I don't really smell it, its an expression.