Sakakino Gakuen (School Days)

*As class is almost over, Sekai goes back to class.*

Sekai: Makoto...?

Makoto: Huh?

Sekai: About Kotonoha... I don't think it's her.

Makoto: What do you mean?

Sekai: She's a faker.

Makoto: >_> What? Surely her behavior is strange, but I don't see why she's an imposter.

Setsuna turns around to look at Sekai.

Setsuna: What are you talking about?

Sekai: That's not Kotonoha. She's actually an alien in disguise.

Makoto: Prove it. >_>

Setsuna: ...I'm gonna stop listening now.

Setsuna turns back towards the chalkboard.

*Class is over. The students leave the room. Sekai hands Kotonoha? a note.*

Note: Meet me at the rooftop. I need to speak to you.

*Kotonoha? goes up there and waits.*

Sekai: Makoto, when I find out that it's not Kotonoha, I will guarentee to you that it's 100% proof. And... please don't dump me because I'm.. acting weird.

Makoto: Who says anything about dumping?

Sekai: *sighs in relief.* Thanks for believing in me, Makoto-Kun. *hugs Makoto and goes to the rooftop.*

--

Kotonoha?: Ok, why am I here?

Sekai: You're not Katsura.

Kotonoha?: I am so! I even look cute too!

Sekai: The Kotonoha Katsura I know has a few things. She has lost her mind when I'm Makoto's girlfriend. You react by spazzing out that I have cooties.

Kotonoha?: So?

Sekai: Kotonoha is supposed to be shy and gentle. You, on the other hand, are disgusting and rowdy.

Kotonoha?: I do that most of the time, brah!

Sekai: *pulls out her butcher knife* And third and final thing... She carries a dozuki, a japanese saw that can cut wood AND flesh. She doesn't need a stupid sci-fi gun to blast people!!!

Kotonoha?: What's with the knife? You're gonna cook something with it?

Sekai: No. This is a tool to be use to reveal your true identidy!! *Stabs Kotonoha's? Fake-a-Fier* AND YOU'RE NOT KOTONOHA!!!

*The Fake-a-Fier malfunctions, as Mark Chang becomes normal.*

Mark Chang: AAAAAHHHH!!! My Fake-a-Fier is busted, AGAIN!! And I can't hide myself from Mandie!!! And it's all your fault, human! I'm gonna suck your brains with this straw!! *pulls out a straw*

Sekai: ...?

Setsuna, Hikari, and Nanami go to the Rooftop.

Hikari: Holy...

*Natsumi, Minami, and Kumi came and reacted the same thing.*

Mark Chang: Please! Ladies! I, Mark Chang of Yugopatamia, can explain why I'm here!

Otome walks over to Makoto.

Otome: Hi.

--

Nanami: ...O.o

Makoto: *to Otome* Hey Otome. What's new?

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Sekai: Why did you disguise yourself as Kotonoha?

Mark: I must do that because Mandie is trying to kill me if I don't marry her!

Sekai: Who?

Mark: You have to hide me, now that you just DESTROYED my Fake-a-Fier, idiot human!

Otome: Nothing...How are you?

--

Setsuna: No.

Makoto: I'm fine, thanks for asking Otome. Hey, you look pretty nice today. Must be the new perfume, right?

--

Sekai: It's your fault for impersonating our friend, you jerk. Come on, girls, let's teach this good for nothing octopus a lesson!!

Otome: Yeah.

--

Nanami puts Mark in a chokehold.

Makoto: What's it called?

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Minami: Throw him in the dumpster.

Mark: Huh?!

Omochao flies up to Nanami.
Omochao: Press B to throw him into the dumpster!

Nanami stares at HOmochao for a moment until throwing Mark into the dumpster.

--

Otome: To be honest, I don't know. I think its called "Love" or something.

Makoto: Love? Sounds like an interesting name.

--

Mark: Hey! There's filth in it! Ch'yeah!!

Sekai: Well, he seems to like it. I guess we're done here, girls.

*Sekai and my girl characters returns to the hallway.*

Omochao: Press X to burn the infidels!

*Mark pulls out his raygun and shoots Omochao.*

OOC: Try Chao on Mark Chang.

Omochao: Press A to kill yourself for doing that to me!

Nanami slams hOmochao into the ground.

--

Otome: Yeah.

Omochao: Same goes for you!

Makoto: Say, you have any luck finding a boyfriend yet?

Nanami picks up Omochao. If you have played SA2, you will know that he will stay there and do nothing while shouting "stop it!".

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Otome: No...

Omochao does indeed shout "stop it". Over and over.

Nanami throws him off the side of the building.