Washington D.C. (Real World)

This is the capital of the USA. The white house is here, which I where the Prez lives.

Security is tight. Good luck getting in there, even if you are a good guy.

(Sorry if this wuz already made)

OOC: Please don't put George Bush as president... :S ...Not that I don't like the US, it's just that he's a total idiot who spending the fund for the Iraq War. I'm just saying this as a political statement.

OOC: I don't like him either. I was thinking more along the lines of the Sonic the Hedgehog Prez.

*A pixelated UFO appears in front of the White House*

Ignignokt: Attention victims of Earth. You will bow down to the Mooninites and our awesome powers from the Moon.

Err: FEAR US, LOSERS!!

Ignignokt: We will begin our destruction later unless you pay us $5,000,000. If not, then it's bye bye Earth.

Err: Yeah, you suck Planet Earth! Moon rules, Earth drools! HAH!

...

Ignignokt: Nobody has paid attention to us.

Err: Oh well, shoot the White House already.

Ignignokt: Don't mind if I do. *gets out a laser gun* Adios. *Blasts the giant square bullet at the White House, but it moves REALLY slow.*

The President: *Sees the Big Square Bullet out his window* O_O; What in the heck is that Square thing?

Christina Cooper: Maybe the Sun has changed shape!

Ignignokt: That's right. Fear the square bullet.

Err: THERE'S NO STOPPING IT!

*A Squirrel jumps out of a tree, grabs the bullet, and runs up a nearby tree*

Ignignokt: Dang. Foiled by a wooden brown squirrel.

*The Squirrel Jumps out of the tree, mauls Ignignokt, then goes back up the tree*

Err: Die you furry stinker! *Shoots the squrrel*

OOC: Ignore the Post Please.

The Squirrel mauls Err as well.

Unfortunately, a big intergalactic troop carrier floats in and bashes into Ignignokt's craft, or...whatever. On the carrier's balcony steps a bald guy wearing a black armored suit with a high collar. He look very evil. Several of his troops in the carrier rush out and surround Ignignokt, Err, and the squirrel with their phazer-rifles.
<Evil Bald Guy> Attention, United States of America! You now fall victim to me--
<[b]Left-Hand Guard> The Typical Overlord!
The baldie, Typical Overlord, whacks the guard with his fist.
<Typical Overlord> I'm not Typical Overlord! I'm Dreadlore!
<Left-Hand Guard> ...Y-Yeah. What he said.
<Typical Overlord> Now then...After we seize power here, we can spread our armies all around Earth, and claim it as our own!
Typical Overlord hits a button, making a big laser gun protrude from the carrier, aimed at the White House.
<Typical Overlord> Attention, White House! This death ray will go off in 30 minutes...unless you agree to grant all power in Washington, D.C. to myself!
Conveniently, there's also a big timer on the side of the carrier. It starts counting down from 30 minutes.

The Squirrel flees into the Carrier. It starts Chewing on Wires in the Carrier while wearing rubber.

The guards dig into the wires and pull the squirrel out. They seal it into a bulletproof glass chamber. Typical Overlord walks to the squirrel and chuckles.
<Typical Overlord> So, little squirrel, you thought you could outwit the forces of Dreadlore? Well, you were wrong! Nothing shall stop the death ray from going off--except if the president hands all power to me. HAHAHAHAHAHA!

A Boo phases through the Bullet-Proof Glass and rips the wires to shreds.

The wires are torn, that's for sure...but the death ray is still operating! Typical Overlord shoots the Boo down with his ectoplasmic bazooka.
<Typical Overlord> Oh please! You expect me to fall for that? This death ray is wireless! I ain't telling you how. HAHAHAHAHA!

A rather Large Bonzai Bill hits the Lazer. Its direction is changed to the sky.

The death ray repositions towards the White House.
<Typical Overlord> We will not tolerate any more random nonsensical interruptions! Better hurry and give power to me, only 8 minutes left...

Boo: You realize that in destroying the White House, you destroy your chance at getting it's power?

A Creature surrounds the Death Ray. It becomes Black with Green lines. It aims at Typical Overlord.

<OOC> There's a surprise with the death ray. You'll see if you let it fire.

<Typical Overlord> Oh please! This doesn't eradicate buildings. I have it set to obliterate lifeforms, much like an H-bomb. Meaning if he doesn't hand over power in...ooooh, 5 minutes, I'll vaporize him and his followers, leaving me all the files and resources to rule! So he can choose to surrender and/or die!
The death ray shakes off the Creature and resumes aiming at the White House.
<Typical Overlord> 4 minutes...

A Green Circle flashes on the Death Ray as a voice is heard.

Voice: You realize I'm aiming this at you, right?

<OOC> It'll be more fun if you let this aim at the White House. You'll see. *surprise surprise*

<Typical Overlord> WRONG. It's aiming at the White House. Pay attention!
The death ray continues aiming at the White House.
<Typical Overlord> 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...FIRE!
The death ray radiates like crazy...then sputters tiny, harmless sparks. And shuts down.
<Typical Overlord> What?! It failed?! HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?!! I made it immune to every single persistence that would come at it!
<Left-Hand Guard> Maybe you spent less time on the offensive capabilities?
<Typical Overlord> Drat! Double drat! I'M RUINED!!!

The creature jumps off. It is obviously Upgrade. Grandpa Max and Gwen walk in.

<Typical Overlord> Well, um...I can ram this carrier into the White House really hard!
So he orders the pilot to ram the carrier into the White House. The impacts don't have much effect.