Boney Island (Original)

A big island; it is populated by crazed tribesmen who seeks outsiders to use them as sacrificed to the giant gorilla, Gorilla-Zilla.

*Bo-Bobo, Don Patch, and Jelly Jiggler fall from the sky and crashes into a mountain*

*Mini Mario, Mini DK, and Edgar run up to Bo-BoBo waving and smiling.*

Mini Mario: Hey! You guys, where's Beauty? We got lost form her!

Don Patch: *as Beauty* You're looking at one right here!!

*All of them shriek in terror as they think Beauty has turned into him. They all run away so fast, a sonic boom is heard, and a shock wave gets turned back to the Bo-Bobo characters.*

Jelly Jiggler: I feel a draft.

Bo-Bobo: Hold on! There is some bad guy comin' along!

*Dave and Jerry are on the boat, which lands on the island near Bo-Bobo*

Jerry: Running away from our problems won't work.

Dave: I am not taking any chances. Larrity has gone psycho.

Jerry: We got to clear our--

Jelly Jiggler and Bo-Bobo: *as Hawaiian Girls* VISITORS!! *puts on flower rings on Jerry and Dave* Welcome to Hawaii!!

Jerry: THAT'S NOT HAWAII!

*The Minis and Edgar have run a lap over the island, and then they run over Karasz characters*

Bo-Bobo: *sobs* Bah you scared our friends away! *nose hair whips Dave* WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!

Jerry: DAVE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!!

Bo-Bobo: And Edgar couldn't find poor Beauty anywhere! But he'll be lucky that she'll arrive soon. And who are you two crazy outcasts?!

*Bone Guys wearing island clothes appear and point their spears at the group*

Jerry: Dave, what island did we just land?

Dave: I don't know, what's the name of the island?

Bone Guy: Boney Island!! And you are gonna be one of the sacrifices!!

Jelly Jiggler: *licks lollipop* That sounds good!

Jerry: No it's not! THAT MEANS THEY'RE GOING TO KILL YOU!

Jelly Jiggler: NGGGRRGGH?!? *breaks lollipop*

*The minis and Edgar run over the Bone Guy*

Bone Guy: The outsiders must not traspass!!!

*The other Bone Guys attack the group*

Bo-Bobo: I'll show you the real meaning of bone-crushing!! *uses Dave as a shield* IDIOT SHIELD!!

Dave: Oh crap.

*The Bone Guys attempt to attack Bo-Bobo, but Dave took the damage*

Dave: Why do I keep getting hit by skeletons?

Jerry: Because you're a douche, Dave.

Bone Guy: *grabs Don Patch* Gotcha! You will make a perfect sacrifice to the almighty one!!

Don Patch: *as a blondie* No-ho-ho-ho-ho!! Not that! I don't want to get eaten by a giant gorilla!!

Bone Guy: How does he know we have a giant gorilla?!

Don Patch: Because I watch too much old movies!!

Bo-Bobo: *picks up Edgar* Time to use Super Fist of the Nose Hair: Turtle Tumble!! *rides on Edgar and commands him to attack Bone Guys* Attack!!!

Edgar: *head grows big for a second and he roars like godzilla. It goes back to normal. He then rams on of the bone guys*

Jerry: WHAT THE?!

Bo-Bobo: Good job Edgar! But there is more to come!!

*Putrid Piranhas and War Wasps spawned*

Dave: Holy #$@!~

Bo-Bobo: *as an exterminator with Don Patch and blows out poison at the enemies* CALL OUT THE EXTERMINATOR!!

Jerry: WAIT! THAT'S JUST PERFUME!!

Putrid Piranha: *dies*

Jerry: BUT WHY DID IT KILL IT?!

Bo-Bobo: It's the Bo-Bobo Perfume Recipe!! Poison De Fume!!

Edgar: *leaps towards a bone guy and is about to rip his head off, but he falls asleep.*

Bo-Bobo: Good boy Edgar!

Jerry: BUT HE JUST SLEEPS!!

Bo-Bobo: He's having a bad dream, and bad dreams comes out of that cloud!!

Jerry: Uh... What cloud-- OH MY GOD!!!

*A black dream cloud appears and spawned out monsters that destroys enemies. Jerry wet himself.*

Jerry: I think I just wet myself...

*My Bo-Bobo characters appear*

Don Patch: *as the boss* You're 5 more posts late! I am deducting your pay! Including the narrator!

*Mini Mario and Mini DK stop running. They look up at the cloud.*

Mini DK: We're screwed.

*Thunder sounds is heard. Rain begins to pour*

Jerry: Oh this is great... *angry at Dave* THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT! YOU HAD TO DRAG ME HERE, SO YOU MAY THINK WE'RE GOING TO BE SAFE!!

Dave: Look, I'm saving your life from--

Jerry: YOU'RE MAKING IT WORSE, DAVE! YOU'RE SUCH A JERK!!

Dave: You should've thank me for saving your butt, Jerry!!

Jerry: IT'S NOT GOING TO WORK! YOU DIDN'T EVEN LISTEN TO ME AT ALL--

Dave: If you don't like my advice, fine--

Jerry: I WISH I WAS AWAY FROM YOU DAVE! YOU'RE NOTHING BUT BAD LUCK!!

Dave: FINE! THEN WE'RE NOT FRIENDS ANYMORE!!

Jerry and Dave: GOODBYE!! *walks away from each other*

Bo-Bobo: *sobs* Bahh this real soap opera is dramatic...

Don Patch: What's going to happen to those poor fellas?! *sobs*

*Mini Toad walks up.*

Mini Toad: Hey guys whats-

*He notices the cloud.*

Mini Toad: We're screwed?

Mini Mario and Mini DK: *nod heads*

Bo-Bobo: What's wrong with that cloud there?!

Mini Toad: So, where's Beauty?

*Mini Mario points to Don Patch.*

Mini Toad: Oh god.

Jelly Jiggler: And why is that guy still here?

Dave: Oh? Well, I was just minding my own business by crapping behind the bushes, and have to find some berries and nuts. Ya know, they weren't so bad.

Jelly Jiggler: *angry* THAT'S MY BERRIES YOU NIMCOMPOOP!!!

Dave: No they're not! They're from the bushes.*

Bo-Bobo: *whips out a chainsaw and saws the berry tree down* There, problem solved.

Dave: Wow, you're not half bad as I thought!

Bo-Bobo: *whips out a toy chainsaw* Of course I'm not!!!

Mini Toad: *waves to Jelly Jiggler*

Jelly Jiggler: What?

Mini Toad: What happened to Beauty?

Mini Mario: Yeah!