Bikini Bottom & Neptune's Palace (Spongebob Squarepants)

Random Fish: I do too! I'm Gill, the physics ignorer!

Mr. Krab: Remove the Krabby Patty flavor off your menu this instant!

Escargoon: Well, let me respond in an non violence way...

*the Waddle Dees kicked Mr. Krabs out of Triple D's Diaries*

Mr. Krabs: Barnicles!!

Gill: Now that was just rude.

Spongebob: What do we do now, Mr. Krabs?

Mr. Krabs: I want you to sneak in and find out what is that ice cream made out of.

Spongebob: AYE AYE Sir!!

*Patrick sees Triple D's Daries.*

Patrick: ICE CREAM! YAAAAAAAY!! *heads in.*

Gill: I'll go too. *appears in Squidward's house* Whoops, wrong place.

Escargoon: What do you want?

Patrick: I'll have uh... uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....

Escargoon: Would it be simple if you buy a chocolate ice cream?

Patrick: Great idea, talking snail! One chocolate ice cream please!

Escargoon: Is that for here or to go?

Patrick: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH......

*Gill appears in Triple D's Dairys*
Gill: I'd like to hear every flavor you have.

Escargoon: But would take hours for me to name them!!

Gill: I have time.

*Escargoon names over 500 ice cream flavors.*

Gill: I didn't catch that, can you name them again?

Escargoon: *eye twitches* Ok... *names them again.*

Gill: I don't know, nothing really sounds that good, do you have any toppings?

Escargoon: Caramel, hot fudge, strawberry, banana, and butterscotch.

*Spongebob entered the TOP SECRET room, where the ice cream is actually made out of generic food glops.*

Gill: THat's all? No marshmallows, sprinkles, or even candy bits?

Escargoon: We have them.

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King Dedede: Hey! Who just entered the secret room!?

*The Waddle Dees looked at each other. Spongebob is taking pictures of the secret factory.*

Gill: Nobody is in the secret room, it was probably just a waddle dee. Ummmm, physic denying powers activate! *100 Gills appear in Triple D's Dairys*

Escargoon: What do you all want?

Gills: What flavors of ice cream do you have?

*Escargoon bangs his head on the counter repeatedly.

Gills: What's wrong?

Escargoon: I DON'T WANT TO REPEAT THE WHOLE LIST AGAIN! LOOK AT THE MENU FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!! YOU THINK I HAVE TO WASTE MY OXYGEN OVER THIS?!! NO!! *bashes the countertop with his fist and points at Gill.* DO ME A FAVOR AND.. *points at the flavor menu* PICK A FREAKIN' FLAVOR!! *breathes heavily.*

*More Gills appear*
Gill: We each want a different flavor.

*Escargoon sobs hysterically...*

King Dedede: AN INTRUDER! Get him!!

Spongebob: BlaaaaaaaaAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!! *runs around screaming* AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!

King Dedede: What are you waiting for?! Capture him!! He knows too much that we make ice cream made out of generic glop!

Gill: This ice cream is made out of generic glop, then maybe I won't get anything.