Bikini Bottom & Neptune's Palace (Spongebob Squarepants)

Spongebob: DON'T IT'LL GO STRAIGHT TO YOUR THEIGHS, AND THEN YOU'LL BLOW UP!

Wario: Nyerrggh.. That's just a folk legend.

*What Spongebob said should happen to Wario right now*

*Wario's thighs are bloated, then he explodes by farting.*

Spongebob: Woah.....Well, back to work.

*Wario flies out of the topic.*

Pac-Man: Hey Spongebob, how's business goin' with ya?

Spongebob: Great! There's been lots of orders, and Mr. Krabs gave me a raise! Now I get a nickel a year!

Gill: Can I get my 57 scoop cone of Krabby Patty Ice Cream?

Pac-Man: A nickel? No offense, but your boss is cheap.

*Flats enters the Krusty Krab.*

Flats: Hello Spongebob. I'm gonna kick your butt.

*The Ice Cream falls on Gill*

Spongebob: AAAAGH! FLATS!

Pac-Man: You know-- *bashed away by Flats*

Flats: *approaches Spongebob* I got my fists with your name on it! Prepare to cry, baby!

Gill: Yay! *Eats the ice cream*

OOC: I thought that Flats couldn't hurt Spongebob...?

OOC: Exactly.

Spongebob: FINE HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT!

*Just as Flats is about to punch Spongebob, Pac-Man bashes him with a frying pan, knocking him out.*

Spongebob: You know, he can't hurt me. His blows actually *Laughs* tickle! I'm made of Sponge!

Pac-Man: Oooh! That's an interesting feature.

Spongebob: I know, but I needed a tickle today.

Pac-Man: Shall I do the honors? You promise not to hurt me or anything right?

Spongebob: Sure. Not too hard though.

*Pac-Man simply punches Spongebob.*

Spongebob: Oh yeah......That's good....Hahahahahaha.. *Continues to work*

*Squidward walks in*

Squidward:................I'm not gonna even ask. *Leaves the room*

Pac-Man: O_O *blushes* HOW EMBERRESSING! *smacks head his own head.* Ms. Pac-Man is going to think I'm a weirdo. Let's never speak of this ever again. *walks away.*

Spongebob: Well, by Pac-Man! See you later.