Emerald Institution

That's where Crazy people, Like Sally Acorn, go, especially for beating up their ex-lovers!

*Two guardsman threw Sally in her cell*

Sally Acorn: *Weeps* But sir, you don't understand, I am too rich & too royal to have my child born without a father! I'll KILL myself before I let that happen!

Guardsman: Then why did you attack Sonic?!

Sally: First off, Sonic killed our future. Second, Nichole has disappeared because of it. Third, I'm pregnant with Sonic's child & Sonic ditched me for some adventuring. My father was right at first... he IS a traitor! *weeps*

Guardsman: Well he has a life ya know.

?????? ?????: Yeah! Sonic does have a life. A game Life that is, you little Squirrely &!#(#. Hehehehe.

???????: Master Shake, she is the First daughter of the Knothole Federation, you don't wan't to &!$$ her off. She was saying something serious!

????????: I heard that she's pregnant to Sonic's Child, Frylock! Maybe I can give that baby a name... If I find out what gender it is!

Frylock & Master Shake: *Angry* MEATWAD!?

Meatwad: What he heck is wrong with that? *Looks at Sally, Romantically* Hey, Baby doll! The Name's Meatwad! at your service!

Master Shake: *upset* No, Meatwad! NO!

Frylock: Shake, Sally doesn't wan't her child to be born without a father, does she?

Master Shake: But her child HAS to, that is part of life, sometimes!

Frylock: But Sally is the first daughter. It's just like a Princess. But she's in the federation instead of a kingdom.

Master Shake: Frylock, don't you even realize how old Meatwad is?

Frylock: Well, he's about the same age!

Master Shake: Alright but if the Meat gets too Childish, let me know!

Sally: So, Meatwad, how did you & your friends get into a place like?

Meatwad: Well, it's a long story, but I suppose you can take time:

Quote :

*When Shake, Frylock & I were Playing Submarine in Carl Bootolowski's Pool in New Jersey. I played a captain of the Submarine, which is acually a fish Tank.*

Master Shake: Captain, when will we search land?

Meatwad: When we blast the walls here!

Frylock: This is Stupid!

Meatwad: ready! aim! Fire!

*I shot missles at the Wall. but it turned out to be the inside of the Pool*

Carl: That's it.... I'm calling the institution!

& that is how we ended up here! If you know what I'm saying!

Sally: Man, that's a stupid thing to do!

*Dr. Rose, the part time owner of this institution, arrives & walks into Sally's Cell*

Dr. Rose: Sally, I know you're angry at Sonic for destroying your future, & Nichole was gone because of it. I know you're pregnant with a child, too, but I need to talk with my medical assistant, Dr. Quack, & let the DNA test say something about this, because I don't know if Sonic's really the father of the child or not. *Gives Sally her Cellphone* I think you left your Cellphone in Green Hill, Sarah. Call him with it.

Sally: *Dials Dr. Quack's Phone Number; Talks through it* Hello? ... Is this Dr. Quack?

Dr. Quack: *on the CellPhone* That's me, who is this?

Sally: *Talks through the Cellphone* this Sarah Alicia Acorn, Also known as Sally or Bean, I'm at the Asylum right now for clobberign my ex-boyfriend. I was angry at him for destroying our future & making Nichole disappear. I'm pregnant with Sonic's child & I forbid my baby to be born without a father. I'll kill myself before letting my baby do it.

Dr. Quack: *on the Cellphone* I'll take my DNA tester there, & I'll meet you at Dr. Rose's office! & I already got Sonic's DNA Sheet. I'll be right there! *Hangs up as Sally does so*

Dr. Rose: It's best to give me your Cell, Sal, you might not needed until you're cured! *Takes Sally's Cell Phone from Sally* Or rather, you keep the cell. *Gives the cell phone back to Sally* I'm going to be busy for a while, teaching other crasy people, if you see Quack coming in, Page me by my Cell & we'll go into my office together so you can take the DNA test! *Leaves Sally's Cell*

Sally: All I got to do is wait, & when I'm cured, I'm going to avoid fast food morons!

*Later, Dr. Quack entered Sally's Cell with his DNA testing machine along with Dr. Rose*

Dr. Quack: This is a DNA tester! This a machine that know whether the DNA sheets match or not!

Dr. Rose: I'll put Sonic's DNA sheet & Sally's DNA Sheet in the Sheet scanning slot. *Does so*

Dr. Quack: okay! Sarah, how about you pull up your shirt & unzip & unbutton your pants?

*Sally Does so*

Dr. Quack: Okay then! *Scans her belly* Okay, Sarah, you can cover your belly & zip & button up your pants!

*Sally does so*

Dr. Quack: Okay DNA Testing Machine, what's the Verdict?

Meatwad: Why not you have an abortion? That way you won't have to worry about it?

Sally: NOT AGAINST MY FATHER'S WISHES!! I'm sorry, Meatwad! But my father wanted a grandchild in the first place!

*There is a baby in Sally's womb*

Dr. Quack: & we all want to know if the baby's DNA match Sally's & Sonic's DNA?

*The computer shows "MATCH" on the screen*

Toad: And why is Meatwad an employee here?! He's jobless!

Meatwad: I don't work here? I was only giving Sally some advice that's all!

Frylock: & Carl called us Crazy animals when we were playing submarine in his pool, so he called the institution to grab us out of New Jersey!

Master Shake: Your the BIG brains, Frylock!

Dr. Quack: & what Gender is that Child?

Computer: It's a boy!

Dr. Quack: & it appears in the Screen, that it's a Hedgehog-Groundsquirrel-Chipmunk Crossbreed. 3 animals in one!

Sally: Um... what do you mean?

Dr. Rose: For example, your father's a groundsquirrel & your mother's a chipmunk, Making you, Sarah, a groundsquirrel-chipmunk crossbreed. This never happens on earth, but it does in Mobius, because all of us mobians are half human!

Sally: Half human? I don't understand?

Dr. Quack: What Fred is saying is that we're all anthropomorphic; Humanoid, that is!

Dr. Rose: & Sally, I love Sonic like he is one of my sons & it hurts me if you attack him! Did you do anything wrong to make Sonic do this?

Sally: Well... I did remember one mistake that I kissed Julie-Su in the li-- That's it! I kissed Julie-Su in the lips by mistake & Sonic must've gotten very jealous of me. Which is why Sonic dumped me for Adventuring! But... it's too late, now! I'm stuck as a single mother with a bastard child! *Weeps*

Meatwad: That's very nasty thing to do! But you need to look into your heart. One day, you'll find a husband that is best for you!

Sally: But I don't know which Man to trust anymore! *Weeps*

Dr. Rose: You heard that, Quack? She kissed Julie-Su in the lips! No wonder why Sonic dumped her!

Dr. Quack: that means it's a kiss of a... I can't say or ToonKing2 will be banned.

Sally: I'm just trying to move to another home. ... Until the time I attacked Sonic!

Dr. Rose: We'll get you out of here (Since your now cured) & get you an apartment at Emerald Town! *Has the Guardsmen set Sally free* & We're not punishing you or anything, but because your blood pressure was getting too high & your behavior was getting too chaotic, we don't want you to cause a miscarriage, so we're thinking about putting you on anger management!

Sally: What is "Anger Management"?

Dr. Rose: It is a therapy that helps you let go of your anger! But it looks alot like a meeting. Follow me! *Walks out of the Topic with Sally*

Meatwad: *Still in the cell* SALLY!! PLEASE!! DON'T GO!! I LOVE YOU!!

*Bart and Milhouse enters the institution and goes to the Chicken Secretary*

Milhouse: *to Bart* I thought you said--

Bart: That's gonna be plan B, Milhouse. *to the Chicken Secretary* Umm, we're here to see a talking milkshake, fries, and a blob of hamburger?

*Suddenly, Carl walks in*

Carl: Hi, ma'am! I'm feeling a little sorry for what I've done to Shake, Fryman & Meatman, so I'm here to bail them out!

Chicken Secretary: That'll be 300 Gold Rings, sir!

Carl: Just because I've mowed President Acorn's lawn, he paid me 300 Gold Rings. There you go! *Pays the Chicken Secretary 300 Gold Rings*

*The Guardsmen set the Aqua Teen Hunger Force free*

Meatwad: I NEED TO KNOW WHERE MY SALLY-LOVE IS GOING!! *Runs out of the Topic*

Master Shake: *Angry* You may have bailed us, Carl, but that doesn't mean we're coming back to New Jersey! Good Bye! *Leaves Topic*

Frylock: Shake is right, Carl, you treated us like we were insane! We're moving out! *leaves topic*

Carl: Then I'm moving in, too, because deeply inside my heart... I frikking love you guys! *Runs out of the topic*

Bart: Hey what gives?! He took our credit!!

Milhouse: What a jerk!!!

*The two leaves topic*