Yoshi's Island (Yoshi/Super Mario)

*A limbless Pig Mask appear.*

Pokey: O_o What happened to you?!

Limbless Pig Mask: Uh... Relax, I used vanishing cream on my neck, arms, and legs.

Pokey: ...Neck, arms, and legs?

Limbless Pig Mask: I just don't want anyone to see my arm like this... It's emberressing.

Pokey: That's ridiculous. What is it?

Limbless Pig Mask: Third degree burn. Very bloody.

Pokey: ........................................................Oh gross.

Limbless Pig Mask: Can I go in?

Pokey: Yes, just get away from me you sicko.

*Limbless Pig Mask does so.*

*Limbless Pig Mask enters the village.*

Yoshi: Hisssssssssssss!!!!

Limbless Pig Mask: Don't worry, I'm just your average recruit. Just don't hurt the newbies alright?

Some Starmen drag frozen Mobians into the topic, including Amy, Sally, Rotor, and Antoine.

*The limbless Pig Mask saw the Mobians.*

Limbless Pig Mask: Oh no, you have got to be kidding me!

Pig Mask: <_< Say what? You don't like-- Wait a minute, there is something odd about you. Why didn't you like it?

Limbless Pig Mask: Too silly.

Pig Mask: Silly? How is capturing the animals is silly?

Limbless Pig Mask: Because it is.

Pig Mask: Go back to work, slacker.

*Felicia enters the Topic*
Felicia: Finally, I'm safe!
*The General enters the Topic as well*
General Declair: Felicia, For once just stay away from that monster, he's dangerous!
Felicia: Hmph. Whatever.

*One of the Pig Masks shoot Declair.*

*Meanwhile, Murfy flies in, looking for Rayman.*

Limbless Pig Mask: Psst! Hey--

Murfy: Get away from me! You're even creepier when you got no...limbs?

*Rayman unmasked himself.*

Murfy: Whew.. Rayman, what are you doing?! You're not joining those pork-breathed losers, are you?

Rayman: No, I'm going undercover. I'm gonna free the Yoshi Villagers, and even free Yoshi as well. He's being hypnotized.

Murfy: No kidding. I thought he was--

Rayman: SHH! *takes Murfy to the shadows.* Somebody is coming...

*Felicia Protected her father by blocking the Bullet with a Blade her Koopa Kalibur which redirects the Bullet back to the Soldier Shooting Pig Mask and kills it*

General Declair: What are those things? and where do they come from?

Felicia: Beats me, Pop, I never seen the looks of those porkies before.

Pig Masks: Intruders!! Destroy them!!

*Three Pig Masks threw grenades at Declair and Felicia.*

Voice: DOLT MAN!!!

*Dolt Man arrives as he Beams his Villainous Dolt rays idiotically at the grenades and the Pig masks, Not Knowing he's Protecting General and Felicia Declair*

Dolt Man: *@the Pig Mask* Take that, You pathedic #1 Heroes. ... Or rather *Points at the Pig Masks* #1 Zeroes!

Pig Mask: We're not "heroes", idiot.
A Starman freezes Dolt Man with PK Freeze.

Dolt Man: *Eye looks at Felicia* Felicia, do be a kind villainess and defrost Bowser's Favorite #1 SuperVillain. I'm so frozened up I cant even move one bone.

*Rayman breaks the Yoshies free with his fists.*

Red Yoshi: Yoshi!!

Yellow Yoshi: Yo Yoshi!!

Rayman: We are going to put an end to that fat boy's tyranny or die trying. Come on!

*Meanwhile, the Pig Masks are using AK-47 to shoot Felicia and Declair.*

*The Yoshis then start to attack the first wave of the Pig Masks by eating them whole. Rayman is now the commander of the Yoshis.*

Rayman: Great!

Murfy: You sure know how to use your commanding skills.

Rayman: The first wave is eaten, but the rest is more difficult than that.

*Meanwhile, Pokey suspects that the Yoshi Prisoners escaped.*

Pokey: What??? How-- No!!! So, that limbless Pig Mask is a spy! Attention all minions! Don't let the dinosaurs escape!

Starmen surround the Yoshis.

Rayman: *commands* Attack!!

*The Yoshis start gobbling up the Starmen, turning them into Flashing Eggs. The Flashing Eggs are more powerful than normal eggs. The Yoshis then throws the Flashing Eggs at the Starmen, defeating them.*

Murfy: Wow, you're not so bad yourself, Rayman.

*Yoshi leaps into battle and snarls at Rayman.*

Rayman: Snap out of it! You're being hypnotized!!!

*Pokey (or Porky now that his name is changed thanks to a certain GAME if you will.*

Porky: So, you had the nerve to give this village a new chance at freedom, do you? Hmph. I was going to make you and your froggy friend into a fused chimera... But... now that you're trying to destroy my plans, I have no choice but to destroy you, you annoying no-armed freak!

Rayman: Why can't you just grow up, you brat?

Murfy: It's bad enough that you had to be grounded.

Porky: SHUT UP!

Rayman: Oh? Do I hear a whine? You're acting alot like Angry German Kid!

Porky: I am not like him! I wasn't even there before he existed!

Pig Mask: Uh.. sir?

Porky: What?!

Pig Mask: I think there's a blue hedgehog coming at us.

Porky: Who cares. I'm gonna take on that freak myself.

Pig Mask: But... It's a hedgehog with uncontrollable speed.

Porky: What?

Pig Mask: Well, it can't be Sonic, because he's still in New Mobotropolis.

Porky: *angry at Rayman.* Anyway.. Looks like you're going to be our slaves, you miserable little--

*Murfy wedgies Porky*

Porky: AAAAAAAHH!! NO!! My.. one true weakness!!

Rayman: *laughs* Your weakness is getting wedgied?!

Porky: You're going to die for this!! *points a raygun at Rayman* EAT THIS!!

Sonic, Tails, and Bunnie enter the topic.

Pig Mask: Now it's the time to panic because that blue thing arrived!

Porky: What blue--... Oh.

Sonic starts spindashing Pig Masks.

*Porky fled.*

Rayman: YEAH!! That'll teach him not to experiment animals--

Murfy: Uh...

*Porky returns with his Porky-Mech.*

Rayman: Ai-yai-yai...

Murfy: Look at those spider-like legs! How could a mere brat make such a dangerous weapon?!

*Yoshi snaps out of it.*

Yoshi: Yoshi!! *snarls at Porky*

Rayman: Looks like Yoshi is back to normal. But I'm not sure if he will stay like this due to hypnotic effects.

Porky: You guys are going to get it!! *Shocks the group with his mech's thunder orb.*

Sonic spindashes the mech.