Sockonia (Original)

It's the home planet that is inhabited by living sock humanoids. Don't you dare bring a flamethrower or anything flammable here. They burn easily, not to mention that their houses are made out of 100% wool.

Sockie appears in a city, sneaking around.

*Kang and Kodos' UFO appear*

Kang: Why not we take the socks and give them to our grandmother for Christmas?

Kodos: Marvelous!!

A giant sock is fired at the UFO.

*the UFO crash landed.*

Sockonian soldiers surround the UFO.

Kang: That's it. Kodos, let's destroy this planet! *shoots the Sockonians*

Kodos: It's smells like garbage anyway! *shoots them as well*

The Sockonians use socks to defend themselves.

Kang: You got to be kidding me. It's 100% pure galactic cotton.

Sockonian: Well, things are different around here!

Kang: Silence! *shoots Sockonian*

The Sockonians shoot Sock Beams at Kang and Kodos.

Kodos: That's it.. *burns the Sockonians with their flamethrower*

More Sockonians come and use strange socks to tie up Kang and Kodos.

Kang: Drat. We have been beaten by foot clothes.

The Sockonians take Kang and Kodos to a court house.

*Kang and Kodos gulped together*

Judge: YOU STAND ACCUSED OF NOT WEARING SOCKS! HOW DO YOU PLEA?

Kang: We have tentacles you mutant!!

Kodos: On the contratry. *wears socks on his tentacles* Our tentacles are well protected from the dangers of the chilling death.

Kang: My sister is right. *wears socks*

The judge takes the socks.
Judge: I SEE NO SOCKS!

Kang: *angry* Silence!! *shoots the Judge*

The Sockonians in the room all stare at Kang and Kodos angrily.

Kodos: I think it's best if we get the heck out of here.

Kang: Agreed. *squirms away with Kodos*

The Sockonians run after Kang and Kodos.

*Kang and Kodos gets in their UFO and flies away*

Kang: That's it. Let's start invading it with reinforcements.