Dark's Death Castle (Original)

Peach: You too?

Benika: Peach? What are you doing here?

Peach: Well, I can explain everything.

...

Peach: And that's how I got here..

Benika: I guess he kidnapped you because you know too much, huh?

Spellz: Let me out!

Dark: Good boy. Now I want you to go find me:
Koopakirby
Psi Guy
theultimarezoralink
Light
Billiards
Zeccy
SM252525(Or whatever)
Karana
Karasica
Toniyo
Dim
Twilight
Shroobliss
Albino
Godot
Karasz Jr.
Etc.
Then bring them hear. Also, *Gives Karasz a laser with a Ying and Yang symbol on it* Feel free to use that on any resisters.

*Karasz walks out of the topic.*

Spellz: You won't get away with it! Master Gary will stop you!

*Psi Guy enters topic*
Psi Guy: Master Dark, Psi Guy reporting. Awaiting orders.

*Karasz and Toniyo came.*

*Victoria, Agent Daria And Fantasy Sr. Enter the Topic Magically Desguising as... Demkoopas*

Demkoopa 1: Now to locate Peach.

Demkoopa 2: *@Demkoopa 1* Fantasy Sr., Are you Sure Aunt Peach is Here?

Demkoopa 3: *@Demkoopa 2* Victoria, Why do you think you're related to Some human Royalty?

Demkoopa 2: *@Demkoopa 3* Sorry Mother. It's just that. I was thinking about calling her "Aunt" because she is older.

Demkoopa 3: *@Demkoopa 2* Vicky, STOP ACTING CHILDISH!! You're 18 and Princess Peach is not your Aunt!!

*The REAL Demkoopas kicked the fake ones out of the topic as THEY ARE FREAKING INTERRUPTING THE PLOTLINE!!!!*

OOC: That does it.. You keep confusing the people on CCRPG with made-up relatives, trying to make the non-existant characters from the Nintendo Power UK magazine to become real, and now you keep butting in the freakin plot. You left me no choice. Two month ban!!

*A Duplighost enters topic*
Duplighost: I have a question for Dark from the great and mighty Duplidemon. He wants to know if you come as an enemy or an ally?

Plantium: *walks over to Dark, and sees everyone there.* Ah, you must be D-- ...What are these people doing here?

*Karasz and Toniyo salutes Plantium.*

Metal Koopa: Unbelievable! Master, I think Dark single handedly tamed the two swordsmen.

*Plantium scratches his chin at this.*

Plantium: Well, of course it's Unbelevible. We never thought of such a thing. Now then, *Turns to Dark* I assume that you are the person that left behind a note for me?

Changeling: *To Metal Koopa* Oh, he convinced two people with swords to join him. That TOTALLY means he's taken over the world already.
Changeling smacks the Metal Koopa with his rolled up copy of EW.
Changeling: IDIOT! You think those two are the only people in these dimensions who know their way around a sword?

Metal Koopa: Uh... Gee... Well...

Changeling: It shouldn't take that long to come up with the answer, "smart one".

Metal Koopa: Yeah...??

Changeling: WRONG ANSWER!
Changeling whacks the Metal Koopa again.

*Far away from the castle, Sarina, Mario Bros, and Yoshi came.*

Mario: Well, this is it, Luigi. We're going to get our friends and the gem back before something else will go wrong.

Sarina: ...

Mario: Hey, what's wrong?

Sarina: Nothing. I'll be fine.

Godot: *enters the topic by the Marios and Co.* Well come on, guys. Let's hurry. *walks towards the castle*

Lamont: *enters behind Godot* Hey, what's the wait up?

*Mario Bros, Sarina, and Yoshi enters as well. They're in the hallway.*

Godot: *drinks some coffee* So Dark's here. He'll meet a fate as dark and as bitter as my coffee.

Luigi: Hey Godot, can I have a cup of coffee?

Lamont: Are you an idiot?!

Godot: Sure...*hands Luigi a cup of coffee* Don't waste it.

*Luigi pours coffee on Godot.*

Luigi: That's for making up terrible coffee puns!

Mario: Luigi, that wasn't nice!!

Luigi: Geez, is he addic--

*The Demkoopas are in front of the six.*

Demkoopa: Well lookie here! Some people we like to crumble on!!