Dark's Death Castle (Original)

Sarina: LIGHT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?

*The floor breaks apart.*

Fire Mario: Oh mama mia--

*My characters fall into the pit, which will be revealed soon.*

*Light falls down into the pit, and illuminates it with a light blast*

Lamont: Woooooooooah! *also falls in the pit*

Godot: *looks at the pit and slowly looks back to Sapphire Dragon* So. It's come to this, hasn't it? You, me, and three idiots.

Something invisible clubs Godot over the head.
Changeling's voice: Ahem.

Godot: Oof! Sorry. Three idiots and that shape shifter.

Changeling's voice: Much better. Still, just because you know I'm here doesn't mean you'll win.

Godot: I know. Trust me. I know. Still...*throws coffee in the direction Changeling hit him from, in an attempt to make him visible.

The coffee hits the wall.

Godot: *drinks some coffee* That's okay. I got plenty left. (OOC: God, this will be hard to explain.) *swings the coffee cup around, sending coffee in a semi circle with him at the center, trying to hit Changeling with it*

OOC: No problem. I can picture it. It's kind of like how a sprinkler shoots out water, correct?

IC:

The coffee hits the Sapphire Dragon, who shoots sapphire flames at Godot.

*At the bottom of the pit, there is nothing but soot.*

Light: Ha ha! I knew it! *Flies back up above Saphire Dragon and shakes off the soot*

OOC: Exactly!

IC

Godot: *throws the empty mug at the Sapphire flame*

*Mario and Luigi spins together. Along with the soot, the Mario Bros are forming into a Soot Tornado.*

*Victoria walks to Sarina.*

Victoria: Miss, I like to inform you that Changeling, who you were fighting against, has been in Kamek's Family for years, but no one even in the Royal Koopa Family has expected him to Join Dark and his Jacktails. *@Changeling, invisable* No offense, Changeling. *Sighs* This is all my fault, Sarina; I shouldn't have told Peach that my mother was dead. I was really confused when she fell into a six year coma. And I shoudn't have told her that my mom's name is "Clawdia". It turned out that there is no Clawdia; My mom with me is really Agent Daria, Suffering from the case of amnesia.

Daria: I don't even remember what "Amnesia" is.

Victoria: *Worries* What's the use? What if Peach finds out it was a lie? Then maybe I'll get banished from the Whole mushroom Planet, Cause I have no other kingdom to go to. I'm already an outcast of the Koopa Kingdom.

Sarina: (Changeling is his name, isn't it? I found out his true name for the first time. But how am I going to cheer this agent up... Well, I'll try to give her confidence.) Hey, miss? I doubt that Peach would kick you out of Earth. She will understand and she'll let you go off the hook.

Hal: Outcast? So? I was like that everytime I mess things up for Bowser. I still live at Bowser's Valley with my roommate, Jeff.

Jeff: I always though Hal is gay.

*Sarina giggles at Hal.*

Hal: HEY! I thought we were done talking about this! I am NOT gay! It's not like I have to hold my sack everywhere.

*A Generic Magikoopa came.*

Magikoopa: Hold your sack??? What are you, gay?

*Sarina giggles hard.*

Hal: Oh, laugh it up Sarina. You'll get yours when we're done with this.

Jeff: Best if you don't threaten her with anything nasty. We could get sued.

Victoria gets clubbed over the head by the invisible Changeling and "Mr. Baseball Bat". The mug turns sapphire as the Sapphire Dragon shoots Sapphire Flames at the soot tornado.

*Mario and Luigi jumped out of the soot tornado and threw fireballs at the Sapphire Dragon.*

*Before Victoria Did, she grabbed "Mr. Baseball Bat" away from Changeling, Bends it like metal and throws it on the ground.*

Victoria: *@Invisable Changeling* Changeling, didn't you hear me correctly? I said "No Offense"! What do you actually have against a law Detective officer, Changeling?

The soot tornado turns into a sapphire statue as the fireballs slightly singe the Sapphire Dragon.
Changeling's Voice: Saying "no offense" does not mean you're automatically free from punishment!

Victoria: You call "Hitting me with a Bat" a punishment? HA! For what? That Sounds like a Federal Crime to me! Besides, I have hired a Chaos-Raced Lawyer, Changeling. And if you EVER hit me with a Baseball Bat again, I'll sue the Underwhere out of you for Assaulting an officer.

Changeling's Voice: I hope you have at least SOME idea of how stupid you sound.

Victoria: You mean you don't even know my lawyer? His name is "El Destructo". And I don't even know what you're talking about if you're answering something that has nothing to do with my question?

Changeling's Voice: I COULDN'T GIVE A DARN ABOUT YOUR LAWYER! My point is that you call me a jacktail, whatever the hell that means, so I hit you with a bat, and you claim that you have nothing to be hit with a bat for, despite the fact that not thirty seconds ago, you called me a jacktail (seriously. What the hell does that mean?) So you're either an idiot or have short-term memory loss.

Sarina: Changeling, I wish you would stop wasting your time arguing with Victoria..

Hal: What the hell are you doing?!

Jeff: I think she's trying to break them up.