Ghostly Galaxy (Super Mario Galaxy)

Psi Guy: Oh ya, you're still a boo.

*Luigi stops.*

Luigi: You forgot to say "please," Godot.

Psi Guy: We have no time for this, Duplidemon grows more powerful by the minute, and we're so close, just three more gems, and Karasz is already working on the seventh, but there is no time to lose!

Godot: *floats over to the sunlight and turns back to normal* Luigi, *throws a mug of Coffee at Luigi* there's your please.

Psi Guy: Come on guys, we have to find that gem *My characters move further through the galaxy*

Luigi: WHY YOU!!!

*Mario grabs Luigi*

Luigi: LET ME AT HIM!! I'M GETTING TIRED OF HANGING AROUND WITH THE COFFEE ADDICTED JERK!!

Mario: Come on! Less arguing, more searching!! *drags Luigi away and moves on.*

*My characters enter another strange room*
Psi Guy: The exit the locked.
Lakilester: There's the key!
*A boo floats down and eats the key*
Psi Guy: Give the key back or prepare to be-
*the room starts shaking and tons of Boos appear*
Psi Guy: Great, now how can we figure out which one has the key?

*Luigi pulls out a flashlight and flashes on one of the Boos.*

*Godot enters the room and hears Psi Guy*

Godot: *fires his visor lights at Boos*

*the boos die, leaving coins*
Psi Guy: We can't do that to every Boo, that will take forever, and if we suck them up, we will suck the key up too, what do we do?

*Luigi sucks up all the Boos with the Poltergust 3000.*

*there is nothing left in the room*
Psi Guy: You got the Boo with the key, now how can we get it back?

Luigi: Oh, right. *pulls the key out.*

Psi Guy: Okay. *Takes the key and puts it in the lock*
???: Stop!
Psi Guy: Who was that?

Mario: Show yourself!!

*the Door reveals that it has a face*
Door: Beyond me is the mighty ghost, Bouldergeist, but before you can face him, you must first face my challange!

Mario: Alright. I'll go first.

Door: Okay, be prepared to be scared, as you face my terrifying, trivia!
Psi Guy: Trivia?
Door: Isn't it terrifying? Okay red hatted one, from which minion of Duplidemon did you get the second gem?

Mario: Lakithunder.

Door: Wrong! *Mario's feet turn to stone*
Psi Guy: What did you do?
Door: He got my question wrong, if he gets too many wrong before he gets five right, he will remain a statue! Now then, again I ask, from whom did you get your second gem?

Luigi: STOP HURTING MY BROTHER!!!

Mario: Duplidragon... OH JEEZ, GIVE US THE MULTIPLE CHOICE ANSWERS ALREADY.

*Mario's legs turn to stone*
Door: Fine.
A. Mr L, B. Atomic Boo, C. Dark Knight, D. Nega Koopa

Mario: Ok, stop it. Can't you just send a Thwomp to smash on me everytime I get anything wrong?? Psi, it's your turn.

Door: Very well. *A thwomp smashes Mario*
Door: Fine then, can I get a little... Underchomp!
Boo: TUZL didn't register that character.
Door: Wait, you just broke the fourth wall.!
*The fourth wall, which is the one that the door is attached to breaks, and Mario returns to normal*
Psi Guy: I wasn't expecting that.

Mario: Can we go now?