Henesys Field and Henesys Town (Maplestory)

*The Iron Pigs explode, dropping Mesos.*

*Luigi grabs the Mesos and continues his way along the path*

*There is a strange mushroom shaped house in front of Luigi.*

Luigi: Hmmm? *Attempts to go inside the house*

*It was a wolf who dressed up as Grandma*

Wolf: (Wait a minute! I was expecting Little Red Riding Hood.. Aw well. Little Green Riding Hood is ok by me.) *grandmotherly voice* Come on in, darling!! Oh you forgot the basket. But that's ok, I'm tired of the usual goodies anyway.

*A noob appears and killsteals everyone*

Nixie: Oh man, not again. New Maplers never realize that steal people's monsters is wrong and illegal. *to Mario* ..Sorry, it's a rule.

Mario: Hey no problem. What they need is some tutoring.

Noob:EHEHEHE!IM SO AWESOME I CAN DO THIS!*Casts Magic claw and insta kills all monsters in Henesys hunting grounds*

Mario: OK, I was wrong. They need dicipline.

Swordman: That jerk stole my kill!!!

Magician: Make it stop!!

Rogue: This bites. I'm going home.

Mario: Well, I can fix that. *grabs the n00b and drags him away from the group and ties him so he won't go anywhere* Now taht let there be a lesson to ya.

Noob:Ahahah!Think this can hold me?!*The Noob disconnects and then logs on again and spawns somewhere else*

Nehehe!

Mario: Hey! What's-a-wrong for you?!

Noob:Nothing wrong with me.*Casts Magic claw on mario that causes 89 and 63 in damage*

Mario: OOH!! *becomes Mini-Mario* Hey, that's-a-just uncalled for!! *Jumps and stomps on the n00b, giving him 5000 damage points*

*The noob spams Pots on himself healing himself and then shoots a magic composition at mario burning and poisoning him for 1734 damage per second*

Mario: WOHAAAAAAH!! *blasts off out of the topic.*

Nixie: That's it!! This has gone too far!!

*The GM appear and bans the n00b with his GM Powers*

Nixie: I need to tell Luigi about Mario's demise... He's going to be upset about this.

*Noob creates a new account and enters*

Noob:Haha!ACTIVATE ULTRA HAX!*Gains 199 levels and starts Killstealing*

*The GM Bans the n00b again, and this time his IP Address.*

*The Noob goes behind a proxy and makes yet another account*

GM: That's it, I had enough of that twerp. *Kills the n00b and the n00b itself.*

Luigi: GRANNY! Wait a minute......

Wolf: Just get to the eyes, ears, and teeth part already.

Luigi: No, that's not how "The Boy that cried wolf" goes.

Wolf: WELL LOOK WHO'S FAILING PRE-SCHOOL!!! *bites Luigi's nose and kicks him out.*

*Mushmom is behind Luigi, roaring at him.*

Luigi: Mama mia!!!

*Mushmom jumps up and slams on Luigi.*