New Mobotropolis (Sonic the Hedgehog Comic)

Tails: Yes, but...never mind. My author misread something before. Anyway, what's your name?

Wii: *Same voice, slightly slower* Simba.

Tails: Well, Simba, can you tell me where you came from?

Wii: *Same voice* They call "The Five Deaths". Is not sure which death Simba born on.

Tails: "The Five Deaths"? Can you tell me what those are?

Wii: *I'll just ignore this part from now on* Coated ones talk behind Simba back about Five Deaths. Simba no hear.

Tails: Can you tell me who these "coated ones" are?

Wii: They mean people. Put ring that cause pain on Simba neck and do tests.

Tails: They sound like jerks. Do you know why they did that?

Simba: They say it for research.

Tails: It doesn't sound like humane research to me. So how did you get to the city?

Wii: I run from coated men off island. Somehow I arrive here.

Tails: Do you know what the island was called?

Wii: Already said not know.

Tails: Hmm...can you give me any details about the island?

Wii: It once hold park for humans to go and stare at ones like me.

Tails searches for "dinosaur parks" on a random computer.

Jurassic Park is the first name that comes up.

Tails looks for info on Jurassic Park.

Lots of articles about the park itself, but not the island it's on, come up.

Tails looks at the articles.

The articles basically talk about how Jurassic Park was to be a theme park on a Caribbean island where people could drive through and look at dinosaurs, but the danger was too great and it got shut down before it could even open.

Tails:...Were the writers of these articles too lazy to mention the island's name?

Meanwhile, Simba starts trying to disconnect himself from the Wii, apparently feeling discomfort by being connected to it.

Tails does nothing to stop this, as he really has no more questions.