Dimsdale (Fairly Oddparents)

*A giraffe runs into past a teash compactor, missing the blow everytime*

Dad: Timmy! There's a freak in the compactor!!

*Timmy cannot hear Dad from the Dump*

*Homsar jumps out and barges in the Turner's House.*

Timmy: Hey! You can't just Barge in like this!

Homser: I'm doing what I'm toooooooooooold....

Timmy: Get out, i'm trying to wacth cartoons!

*Homsar explodes.*

*The TV shows a cartoon of Itchy & Scratchy.*

*Scratchy was walking to the nearby gas station to fill up his car. But Itchy comes out, take the gas nozzle and oves it on Scratchy's mouth.*

Scratchy: MMMRPPMMH MPRRRMPHH!! (That's doesn't go there!!!!)

*Scratchy is forced to drink the gas. He throws the nozzle out and is angry at Itchy.*

Itchy: Let me make it up to you! *pulls out a meatball sub with VERY VERY HOT SAUCE.* Here ya go! *gives Scratchy.*

Scratchy: Aww thanks alot! *eats it.* That's funny. It feels.. *flaming are burning from his mouth* HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTT!!! *runs around in circles.*

*As the hot sauce touches the gas liquid in Scratchy's stomache...*

*KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!*

Itchy: He he he he he he he!!

*Scratchy's head falls in front of Itcy.*

Scratchy's Head: You're dispicable...

*Timmy laughs, but then changes the channel*

News Anchorman: A giant ray came out of nowhere and turned people's emotions into nothing but extreme anger. Witnesses believe that this jerk *a picture of Dark appear* has something to do with this calamity thing. The government has confirmed that he is number one of the top 10 FBI's Wanted List. If you see the anger ray hitting into your town, all you have to do is to stay calm and don't let anger control you!

*Sekai and Makoto arrived.*

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Timmy's Mom: Timmy, we're going to someplace stupid for no reason!

Timmy: *Panics* And your leaving me with Vicky?!

Dad: Actually, yes!

*The spy with a Vicky mask came in.*

Heavy: BABYSITTER IS SPY!!

Spy: Oh damn. I've been found out!!! *runs away*

Heavy: RUN, COWARDS!! BLAH HAH HAH HAHHHH!!!

Dad: .....Ooohkay?

*Vicky comes in*

Vicky: Sorry I'm late, Mr. and Mrs. Turner!! I had a hard time with that one kid who is obsessed with his stupid tiger.

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Makoto: Sekai, I think I need my body. You have one, but I need one.

Sekai: I guess I'll get you one, but how?

Makoto: ...Umm... Let's try that one place I just thought of.

*Sekai takes Makoto out.*

*Timmy hides in his own pants*

Dad and Mom: Bye Timmy! *Walks out and goes to the movies.*

Vicky: Alright, twerp. You got chores to do. NOW DO IT!!!

*Timmy flees to the upstairs zone*

Vicky: TWERP--!! *There is a knock on the front door.* Oh great. Who's disturbing me while I'm babysitting? *opens the front door.*

*It was Wes Weasely*

Wes: Hiya hiya hiya! Door-to-door salesman Wes Weasely at your service!

Vicky: Oh great. You're from Russia, are you?

*Timmy hides under his Bed*

Boogeyman: Hey man. This is my home. Go away.

*The Alaskan Bull Worm arrives and devours a portion of Timmy's House. It leaves the topic.*

Vicky: .........................*Is speechless*

*Timmy wishes the portion of the house back, the wish is granted, and hides in the closet*

Vicky: I think I just saw a giant worm... *rubs her head* I need to lay off babysitting for awhile...

*Timmy continues to hide*

*Vicky left a note and leaves the house to return to her own.*

Note: Saw a giant worm. Made me speechless. Need to get out more. I hate haiku.

*Flippy comes in and is now Vicky's replacement.*

*Timmy continues to hide because he knows there will be a bloody mess*

Flippy: *Already flipped out* Huh?! Awwww... *walks out of the topic.*

*RED Heavy came in*

RED: I'M HERE TO BABYSIT, LITTLE BABY!! COME OUT AND PLAY!!